little things that annoy you.

[will_i_am]

eh i figured this would be fun.

- how there's no extra vinegar option at wawa.

- when you go to the drive thru at a fastfood place and don't realize they fucked up your oder till u get home.

- when wireless internet fucks up.

- stepping in dog shit in your nike sbs

- when your on those free porn galleries site and they sneak in gay porn.

[desertfox]

women with "man hands"

chicks with ugly feet. i.e. "hammer time"

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

the sound of kitchen fans

laziness

mtv

mainstream rap

police brutality

thug mentallity

ringtones

ringbacks... I think thats what you call them

patronizing commericals

loud cellphone talkers

bad drivers

seemingly arbitrary college fees

the extreme left

reality shows

cost of gas

clingy women

this fucking heat

I need a vacation...

[viahelsinki]

patronizing commercials

ditto.

..............

[artificialsky]

women with hair lip... impossible not to stare.

fatties.

people who are always touching you.

my lazy mexican roommate who is always on siesta.

being short and skinny.

blurry photographs.

sleeping through my alarm clock.

people who don't lock their door when they get out of my car (no power locks).

my ex-girlfriend.

not being able to find parking and/or paying for parking.

people who sing along at shows.

newbies.

dusty tv screens and keyboards.

when t-shirt screenprints get fuzzy from washing.

erik brunetti.

getting the beer yawns.

local scene guys at shows who call out requests to the shitty local opening band for songs that only they, their three friends, and the band know about.

most blonde girls.

photoshop/illustrator going slow.

eye bogers.

people who ask "hey can you do a kickflip?"

cops.

bouncers.

trying to sleep with no fan on.

"defuturing" design asthetic.

trying to go out to eat with a vegan.

getting paranoid while doing drugs.

overachievers.

swampass.

ex-jocks turned hardcore dancers.

people totally in love with jesus.

aggressive panhandlers.

color proofing.

dirt under fingernails.

a million different bam promodel shoes.

people wearing fake clothes/shoes who think they're the shit.

resellers.

not being able to find my fingernail clippers when i get a wicked hangnail.

people who try to test you.

anti-hypebeasts.

chapped lips.

blind haptronic worshipping.

having to explain my tattoo.

axe/tag/etc. body spray.

mice without scroll wheels.

indigo from jeans bleeding on clothes.

when you adjust yourself and it feels sooo much better but then you realize your junk has been getting crushed for the last few hours and you had just gotten used to it.

[sybaritical]

^

Schoolkids on the bus who play loud two step/grime out of their mobile phones.

Greasy hair marks on bus windows.

Teenage girls with muffin tops.

Small men who wear elevator shoes/Buffalo boots.

Supermarket Checkouts.

My plants getting attacked by mites.

London not having a decent Japanese denim store.

People who think Nike special editions are special.

Paying rent.

Arrogant people

Impatient people

Ignorant people

Unimaginative people

Lawyers.

Never having quite enough time to do everything I need to.

[superdupersang]

its a hot summers day

and you decide to go commando

your enjoying the freedom and the feeliong of no restrictions..

yeah, im a free man

then your sweaty meat and 2veg decide to stck to your leg

and you spend the rest of the day discreetly peeling it off

with your hand in your pocket

thinking no body knows

but they do..

[Guest Fade to Black]

chicks with ugly feet. i.e. "hammer time"

co-fucking-sign.

- Hong Kong girls...mostly their uptight personas and conservative mentalities

[junglejane]

- waking up really early because it's just too hot to sleep anymore.

- my fucking professor that is too lazy to correct my exam and post the results.

. people that whistle.

- how the kinda underground song you've been listening to and enjoying for 4 months becomes suddenly popular and now there's people asking you 'i looove this song, have you heard it? it's my favorite' and even a commercial on tv features it.

- how it's too hot to wear cheap mondays.

- 14 year-old girls that wear a uniform made of ballerina flats, pleated skirt, top with some brand name emblazoned on it and a louis vuitton speedy/pouchette.

- stubbing your pinky toe.

- wearing tight pants in a public place and having your thong adopt a really uncomfortable position and not being able to adjust it.

- mosquitos buzzing in your ear as you're about to fall asleep.

- iorning.

- random people that contact me in msn and ask 'asl?'

- painting your nails and having them chip in the same day.

- putting on a really great 'going out in the city' outfit and ending up hanging out at my bf's house the whole day.

- wanting a download to finish really quickly but it 'decides' to give priority to everything else first.

- people that bought the Citroen C3 'D&G' car.

- curling my lashes and accidentally curling my eyelid too.

- having rent money in your hand and looking right at that amazing pair of shoes/jeans/belt/handbag, and having to do the right thing. (paying rent, i mean)

[st199ml]

^

Schoolkids on the bus who play loud two step/grime out of their mobile phones..

Mate that is so bleedin irritating. Although round my way its young men playing the worst kind of lowest common denominator R&B. Akon's Lonely, etc. I'd be ashamed to listen to that now, let alone when I was 18 and really cared what other people think of me.

And bendy buses. Fuck that. I'm trying to cycle to work, not dice with death.

[minya]

man, being artificialsky must be like having a giant metal rod jammed up your ass at all times.

I agree with most of them though.

[mspark]

chicks who cant kiss

chicks who give bad skull

sorry....im having a moment.

[damnIam]

bad "skull" that is fucking funny!!!! Bad skull is definately not better than no skull.

[cheapmuthafukr]

ex girlfriends who cant let go

[keri]

- waking up really early because it's just too hot to sleep anymore.

- stubbing your pinky toe.

- wearing tight pants in a public place and having your thong adopt a really uncomfortable position and not being able to adjust it.

- curling my lashes and accidentally curling my eyelid too.

^ annoys me, I have a permanently broken pinky toe I think, and I just adjust it anyway, I'll unbotton and unzip to dig that srtring outta there in public, I'm not having butt crack burn.. I HATE getting my eyelid in the curler.

aside form those:

3 words: MOTHER IN LAW, "he likes it better when you put this detergent in" (my thoughts, "he likes it better when I RIDE him, and doesn't give a shit what detergent I freaking use")

That freaking creepy ass fat guy that ALWAYS is behind you in a line, and constantly feels the need to creep closer to you. I DESERVE MY FREAKING PERSONAL SPACE, IF I DONT GET IT I MIGHT MURDER YOU FAT MAN!!!

On that note, people who freaking touch me without my permission. I did not ask for you to hug me, get the fuck away from me, I dont like you, I will rip out your esophagus and eat it in front of you. go away.

Damn teenagers in the movie theater, especially a packed movie, where they sit next to you.

Other than that, not much. I like flowers, and pretty things, and hopping in meadows. And pie, and boobies, and cake, and that Life cereal, dry, and ice cold orange soda.... happy thoughts....

[greentea]

when you finally get the chance to bang this one chick, but she wont fuck you,so she opted to give you a handjob,but it was horrible at it and hurt and tuggin on your dick super aggresive! ouch! be easy! ouch!

[chris]

in in quite the cynical mood.

-ugly people that think they're the opposite of ugly.

-fat people that think they're the opposite of fat.

-gay men that act straight.

-straight men that act gay.

-my uncle, who asked if i had aids.

-my lack of gaydar.

-the humidity in bangkok.

-bangkok hipsters.

-people that constantly comment on my thin body frame.

-people that assume i dont eat.

-people that smell.

-people that are loud.

-people that are boring.

-people that assume too much.

-people that will say anything just to fuck your asshole.

-people that ask you to buy them shirts, and then dont pay for them (WALA).

-people that will stare at you across a room, from another table, and keep staring, and then stare some more, and then faintly smile, and just when you think you're about to have some fun, their WIFE sits back down at said table.

PEOPLE, IN GENERAL.

[Kodak]

People who use the word n****a constantly

People who smell like dirty ass

People who front like they have and know everything

People who love to run their mouths

People who think their better because they have more money

Women who like to start fights

[will_i_am]

stubbing your toe. fuck.

[greentea]

when girls get that fishy smell. *ugh*

telling your self youre not going to drink much tonight, then you end up doing so

and you feel shitty and tired the next day.

getting a flea bite

getting a mosquio bite

[chris]

fucking mosquitos!

this is turning into the little things i HATE.

[greentea]

yeah chris, you live in thailand right? i know the mosquitos in south pacific are liek the one you see in jurassic park. the size of your fist

[Anguished Irony]

Getting kicked in the balls...

[almondcrush]

Bad skull is definately not better than no skull.

either i am too young to accept this as truth or i am grossly underestimating how bad someone can be at that sort of thing

but co-sign with greentea

a rough / spitless tug is painful and cruel

[keska]

guys that will do any chick

chicks that will do any guy

sheep mentality

people that laugh very loud and about anything

realising you miss something important when you are ready to eat after preparing it for half an hour

internet thugs

internet fights

people that dont know what to do dont try and just surrender

women riding bicycles

women in street clothing

dependant people

travelling with a plane, not the flying part but the things you need to do before and after. plus theres a chance your flight gets cancelled

spoiled/lazy girls

people that dont take care of themselves, brush teeth, shower, eat, shit

people that lie, are dumb, kinda know you know they lied, and still deny

guys that gossip

people that take more care of themselves than of their children i.e. hungry kids papa mama rolexes

the way USA is advertised, in movies etc

michael jackon jokes

sex and the city and that blonde actress that plays in it omg i cant fkin stand her get a new face plz ill pay for it

people that take but dont contribute

thats about it i could come up with a lot more but ive been thinking about the above for 10 minutes now

[artificialsky]

man, being artificialsky must be like having a giant metal rod jammed up your ass at all times.

sadly, this is very true.

[keska]

I Forgot To Add Ringtone Commercials!!!!!!!!!

[artificialsky]

people who are loud breathers.

when you think you see a zit and try to pop it but after a few tries you realize it's not a zit and you leave an angry red bump.

package anxiety. (UPS, USPS, etc)

chicks in the mosh pit.

guidos.

militant straightedges.

skateboarding in shorts (hurting your ankles/shins).

clever slogan t-shirts.

asparagus.

people who are famous for being famous.

endless attempts at being "true new yorkers" by people living in new york.

people who don't appreciate cowboy bebop.

ridiculous cold-war arms-buildup of women's sunglasses sizes.

vanity license plates.

people against nuclear power.

calling fitted hats "lids."

dead skin.

gay guys who think they're so faboulous they can "turn" straight guys.

girls who expect you to read their mind.

people who at movie theatres crinkle wrappers, talk to their friends, cough, sneeze, breath, exist, etc.

the fact that chicks on superfuture won't post more pics and/or nudes.

[keska]

the fact that chicks on superfuture won't post more pics and/or nudes.

yeah.. whatsup with that?

[junglejane]

hangovers. Mine last ALL day and will not be cured with anything.