who here is drunk?

[Mackness]

Ordered some beer and proceeded to do my homework

[boi]

Ordered some beer and proceeded to do my homework

 

u a pussy

[whitney]

even if that's true, still better then your sorry arse

[Mackness]

u a pussy

 

the kicker is i'm not 21 and don't have a fake, delivery man never saw it coming

[insted]

the kicker is i'm not 21 and don't have a fake, delivery man never saw it coming

 

 

ordering beer? what, how? like delivery??

[WussWayne]

stupid drunk shit

Edited July 17, 2014 by WussWayne

[boi]

i could beat u up

[boi]

l,

Edited February 8, 2014 by boi

[Schoon]

shoulda stayed at the party

maybe i coulda got laid but whatever ima sleep now

[lmk1995]

edit

Edited January 10, 2022 by littlemike

[hooper]

drunkenly tipped my cabbie $11 the other night. now I'm alone in my room drinking leftover hennessy and playing gta v

[johnbos]

[blkrd]

drunkentines day

[YasserG]

edit: 2 drunk

Edited February 15, 2014 by YasserG

[YasserG]

edit: 2 drunk

[e0d9n0b5]

drinking @ work

 

tryin 2 get drunk but it aint happening with just beers

[mr fluffernutter]

you're a tuff cookie!

 

 

i got drunk for lunch now i'm sober 

[Schoon]

almost banged an obese chick 

no regrets

[skipclass]

just cracked my 5s

[Nov Spur]

Bottle of rye and spiritualized bad idea

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

opened up the laphroaig and some research papers on a fly saturday night.

 

spilled some on my veilance. (it rolled right off into my waiting mouth in case y'all were wondering)

[zedd]

had to go bowling for a girl's 24th birthday. i got a strike on my first shot. (roll? don't have the lingo down yet). all downhill from there.

[Schoon]

what a good night with good friends

 

life is ok 

[CASSAVA PIECE]

i'm drunk playin monster hunter

[elgordo]

urugghjjghhhh

wat is life

[Gaspardd]

The last few times I've been drunk (including now) I feel could be cross-posted into superdepressed, but explaining these pathetic feelings are for a different time.

[sporty]

lost my phone :/

[Joey Strace]

too much cocaine and cheap beer. my head hurts. tomorrow mornings gonna be a bitch cuz im not sleeping yo

[madame twerq]

lost my phone :/

lel @ ppl who dont have cerberus/prey/androidlost or w/e

[madame twerq]

various apps that let u turn off silent mode, turn on alarms, or even use the gps or at least network triangulation 2 locate ur phone; some of them can even force the gps on to do this. you can also lock them down, wipe data, some of them will alert you if the SIM card is removed...

http://www.androidlost.com/ has a list of their features for example.

Edited April 12, 2014 by madame twerq