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[jessica future]

i'm sorry Airjamie, I love pecan pie - I don't think because you work at Denny's you know anything about pie ---- Headquarters, i apologize... Who's with me? This is just crazy.

[jessica future]

Denny's ha ha ha haah ahah ahaaaaaaha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahha ha haah ahahaha aha........ Denny's / Dickhose ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha haa haa haaaaaaaa hhhaha aaaaaaaaaah..... phyew

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[Guest Airjamie]

i'm sorry Airjamie, I love pecan pie - I don't think because you work at Denny's you know anything about pie ---- Headquarters, i apologize... Who's with me? This is just crazy.

No, I have nothing to do with the preparation of the actual food. My job is to sell it to billions of people in hundreds of countries on every inhabited continent. So i have to know a little.....And to take your approach, the only one with you, at any point, would be molieres tartuffe. Well see you back here in 20 after you look that up.

edit: Others in my dept:

Company: Kessler Advisor, LLCLocation: US-SC-Spartanburg Base Pay: $180,000 - $225,000/Year Employee Type: Full-Time Employee Industry: Employment - Recruiting - Staffing

Hospitality

Restaurant Manages Others: yes

Job Type: Marketing

Restaurant - Food Service Req'd Education: 4 Year Degree Req'd Experience: More than 5 Years Req'd Travel: Up to 25% Relocation Covered: Yes

So feel free to continue making an ass out of yourself knowing i could buy and sell you.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Damn! Dennys in Antarctica???

Penguin egg Grand Slam, please.

[Guest Airjamie]

Damn! Dennys in Antarctica???

Penguin egg Grand Slam, please.

No but im sure theyre working on it. Our japanese restaurants have some crazy shit though.

[jessica future]

Oh Ok because who the hell is Moliere, right? Is that some unknown writer or, wait, is that classic literature. --- Waiter, umm there's an asshole in my Chocolate Chip Mocha Cake, which is normally a superlative dessert. Question: are you obese?

[tangerine]

I'm siding with Jessica on the pecan pie. Don't anyone get excited, though, I'm still frowning on her expressed distaste for Chinaski. And Jessica, you never answered my question.

Airjamie, sorry, you obviously never had a good pecan pie. I would not be surprised if a Denny's pecan pie is just corn syrup. I don't think Denny's sets a standard for cuisine, even if you could buy and sell everyone on the forum.

[snugglepony]

Oh Ok because who the hell is Moliere, right? Is that some unknown writer or, wait, is that classic literature. --- Waiter, umm there's an asshole in my Chocolate Chip Mocha Cake, which is normally a superlative dessert. Question: are you obese?

marry me in 10 characters

[Guest Airjamie]

Oh Ok because who the hell is Moliere, right? Is that some unknown writer or, wait, is that classic literature. --- Waiter, umm there's an asshole in my Chocolate Chip Mocha Cake, which is normally a superlative dessert. Question: are you obese?

What are you doing on here at 9:30 in the morning anyway.

[jessica future]

quit trying to find and angle on me and answer the question: how much do you weigh, money bags?

[snugglepony]

quit trying to find and angle on me and answer the question: how much do you weigh, money bags?

baby, you gotta learn to use the search button...

While i am 168 and a size 32, i am also 5'7" and am a little dude.

[Guest Airjamie]

quit trying to find and angle on me and answer the question: how much do you weigh, money bags?

168. To be exact. Although i fail to see just what my weight has to do with your desire for something meaningful on a FUCKING WEB FORUM ABOUT CLOTHES. Oh wait its a cheap and ill-concieved attempt at making me look stupid, much like your idiotic remark upon learning my job, so because i have expressed a fondness for food, the logic would dictate that im a fatass right? Get back to summer vacation kid.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

this thread used to be fun-----------now it is kinda dark...

what happened to all the good times?

just green corn...

[Guest Airjamie]

corn?

[snugglepony]

just green corn...

so embarassed to get this reference...

[englandmj7]

Jessica Future -

I take back my impolite comments.......I think we may share an intimate connection? How do you feel about me? I live near LA, could we meet up sometime? I would love to discuss poetry with you.......

[tangerine]

That reminds me, someone once showed me a CD case that was made of dried elephant dung. Or maybe it was yak dung, I don't remember. It had bits of dried grass in it.

[jessica future]

"logic would dictate that im a fatass right?" RIGHT! You do work at Denny's? ------ shit sorry again, corporate headquarters. ::: it's just so hilarious that you were bragging about that. Fake-Hyperbogusspace-Friends?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

so embarassed to get this reference...

what... the pop punkers or the barbet schroeder film that they quoted?

[Guest Airjamie]

You lose.

10 characters.

[jessica future]

i'm convinced that the ass thread is better than this one. thanks for reposting that natalie portman one...

[cheapmuthafukr]

of course the ass thread is better... i started it.

im a genius, youre annoying... thats the difference

[jessica future]

that's why i have 4 stars and you don't. We all know that Pornography always wins in the end

[sybaritical]

[mspark]

Am I the only one that agrees that this is the dumbest fucking thread ever? And that we are giving alot of attention to a mildy obese bookworm with a good internet connection and sweat palms? Sorry.

[damnIam]

This bitch can use a dictionary faster than anybody I ever seen.

[cheapmuthafukr]

that's why i have 4 stars and you don't(edit-ass has 5 stars). We all know that Pornography always wins in the end

ass shots

no porn. just nice asses, with some kind of clothing covering them

i wanst trying for porn... but if you think that ass=porn, then thats what it is.

now if they had baseball bats IN thier asses, thats really porn.

[sybaritical]

Am I the only one that agrees that this is the dumbest fucking thread ever? And that we are giving alot of attention to a mildy obese bookworm with a good internet connection and sweat palms? Sorry.

Don't apologise.

[Guest Airjamie]

Mspark killed it. Hat tip from me. Thread over.