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[jessica future]

you criminals of the ether-world, you entropic scum. this is a call to arms. Callous your fingers making an ass of yourself in hyperspace. Let your minds be raped by the thought of out-smarting me; find typos in my sentences; sell things; sell your souls; look/post funny stimulating pictures and flash images. YOU COWARDS! Do I have to miss-spell things to get any action around here? Have I already? How about now: suck on my chonsky Henry Chinaski - i don't even like him but i'm quite certain you do... Well?

[Guest Airjamie]

you criminals of the ether-world, you entropic scum. this is a call to arms. Callous your fingers making an ass of yourself in hyperspace. Let your minds be raped by the thought of out-smarting me; find typos in my sentences; sell things; sell your souls; look/post funny stimulating pictures and flash images. YOU COWARDS! Do I have to miss-spell things to get any action around here? Have I already? How about now: suck on my chonsky Henry Chinaski - i don't even like him but i'm quite certain you do... Well?

Shut up bitch. Seriously, you have one of the worst cases of "pregradus sandus vaginus" I've ever encountered. Stop name-dropping. And dont even think about quoting all the shit your professor wrote on the board and you so "cleverly" hoarded for just such an occasion as this. Most people here have either already graduated or are in grad school. Noone cares. Either grow an ass and post pics like keri or get really hot and buy something tasteful like tg. These are the only way youll ever get anyone to take you seriously.

Edit: obviously keri and tg provide more for this forum than eyecandy but it wouldnt have been so impactful in my initial rant so dont flame me for being a sexist (although i certainly am).

[snugglepony]

jess? honey? just post about your jeans real-quick-like or these jackals'll tear you apart...

[tangerine]

Aw, Jessica, I was sympathetic to your cause until you dissed Chinaski.

What kind of action are you looking for, anyway? I thought you were looking for people to bewail the futility of their existences?

Time has hips that swing like a clock, tick tock, tick tock. Everything that happened, happened to somebody else. Is this your wristwatch? No. Are you an artist by any chance? No. Freelance? No. No no no no no no no. Know who said that?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

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[minya]

What the hell?

[snugglepony]

why is this thread not rated yet?

[Guest Airjamie]

Cause you touch yourself and god hates you for it.

[Astérix]

Sungglepony, because she has not admitted to cheating on you with DDML!

[cheapmuthafukr]

What the hell?

even minyas confused... trash this now...

wait......

[Astérix]

Help me...I am still confused and have been since the beginning of the thread! What the fuck is this bitch saying?!?!?!

[snugglepony]

Cause you touch yourself and god hates you for it.

i thought he just killed kittens?

[Astérix]

What if you don't like cats?

[Chicken]

oh lord, now this thread actually has a "hot" label. how did this happen?

[jessica future]

never went to college but thanks for the roundabout compliment. "noone cares" you seem to care or you wouldn't have responded so loudly. if you don't want to be here then leave the thread and don't come back. however, if you do come back, maybe you'll get that kiss you so begged for. (New Readers Look Above for the Hard Evidence on 'Airjamie' incredible sanctimoniousness)

[keri]

I like cake. adrian Brody flavored cake to be exact. Discuss.

[Astérix]

What about pie?

[Guest Airjamie]

never went to college but thanks for the roundabout compliment. "noone cares" you seem to care or you wouldn't have responded so loudly. if you don't want to be here then leave the thread and don't come back. however, if you do come back, maybe you'll get that kiss you so begged for. (New Readers Look Above for the Hard Evidence on 'Airjamie' incredible sanctimoniousness)

As usual, wrong wrong wrong wrong. I want to be here, you however, i would like to leave. It is true that noone cares what you are saying, what is annoying is that you are saying anything at all. Next time try and carelessly throw in some more big words, you can just go to town and make a superlative salad!

[keri]

I do enjoy pie as well, but it has to be Selma Hayek flavored.

[Guest Airjamie]

What about pie?

Pie is good shit, if its fruit-based. Pies that suck ass include rhubarb, pecan, pumpkin, tomato. Chocolate pie, however, is also delic.

[keri]

I absofreakinglutely love French silk pie from like Sarah Lee. mmm frozen shit rocks.

Or Schwanns Lemon Custard Pie mmmmmm

Or dutch apple.

[snugglepony]

i'm going to have to take umbrage to your dissing of the two pies central to the most important american holiday: thanksgiving.

pecan and pumpkin pies rule school.

[Guest Airjamie]

I absofreakinglutely love French silk pie from like Sarah Lee. mmm frozen shit rocks.

Or Schwanns Lemon Custard Pie mmmmmm

Or dutch apple.

We get all kinds of new schwans stuff in like everyday at my work (i do product development and marketing at dennys corporate headquarters) and their best product hands down is the chocolate chip mocha cake. Its fucking mindblowing.

[Astérix]

Fuck pecan! Pumpkin is good but not the best. Lemon Meringue, Key Lime (I just had some the other night), and French Silk are the best!

[Guest Airjamie]

i'm going to have to take umbrage to your dissing of the two pies central to the most important american holiday: thanksgiving.

pecan and pumpkin pies rule school.

Apecan pie is nothing more than a bottle of cornsyrup. Pumkin pie, on the otherhand, i may aswell take a dump in a shell and put some chipped cream on it (dont think i wont do it).

[snugglepony]

Fuck pecan!

i will make you a pie. it is called: "snugglepony's bourbon pecan chocolate tart" and it will destroy you.

Apecan pie is nothing more than a bottle of cornsyrup.

same goes for you, dickhouse.

[keri]

Airjamie, wanna hook me up with a job?

[Guest Airjamie]

If it has bourbon and chocolate in it its not standard pecan broseph,

[snugglepony]

fair enough, brosario dawson.

damnit! where's jessica?

[Guest Airjamie]

Airjamie, wanna hook me up with a job?

I need a new secretary. Can you take dicktation?