toilet or urinal

[red]

if you were in an empty bathroom, with the toilet and the urinal the same distance from you, which would you choose?

[red]

oh, and considering the toilet isnt full of shit. its nice, clean, and warm.

[Tisswat]

Toilet - better acoustics.

Why isn't this a poll? Missed opportunity.

[red]

what? it is a poll.

[keri]

I'm voting for erik, always toilet, but only because he get's pee-shy.

[minya]

the only time i can use a urinal is if the bathroom is empty or if i'm really drunk

[denimdestroyedmylife]

are you serious? using a urinal is the only time i feel any kind of "brotherhood of man"

[Tisswat]

what? it is a poll.

Oh yeah, now I see.

[werdtoyourmoms]

most difficult question of my entire life

[almondcrush]

i prefer the give and go of the urinal

it's the only thing that can handle the exciting superjetsetting urine of my exciting superjetsetting lifestyle

stalls are so claustrophobic

[mighty_dope]

i choose the urinal.

[cheapmuthafukr]

outside...

[damnIam]

Nothing like the satisfying slap of piss against bark. Outside is the way to go!!!!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

that's not very good for trees, especially saplings------i actually looked into this on the interwebs

dog piss killed a sapling planted in front of my house and they are trying to kill its replacement; when i dug out the dead one, i was overwhelmed by the overwhelming stench of canine urine

i once tried to piss into a neighbor's yard, but the cement wall (california style) was too high and i ended up showering myself with golden rain

good times

[englandmj7]

i once tried to piss into a neighbor's yard, but the cement wall (california style) was too high and i ended up showering myself with golden rain

good times

I think that means you are going to be the next Dalai Llama?

[greentea]

i dont know why my "dump" poll got locked it goes side by side with the toilet and urinal thread.

[red]

because im "funny and clever in some way". haha. but i only started this thread to show minya that more retarted threads than your girls and boys one can in fact be made.

[greentea]

because im "funny and clever in some way". haha. but i only started this thread to show minya that more retarted threads than your girls and boys one can in fact be made.

i dont know if its funny or clever..maybe minya is a fan of urinals.

[greentea]

haha yeah my boys and girls thread..thats a classic.