corny girls on yelp

[Vampyrvargfesten]

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=d_ygu4a3ar08ZXuHuPKZVQ

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=QMqSgBqSrlRhz2B0UiORjw

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=a9MX33fs0IWc-o8tDTh7gw

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=jCaVMVew4YKc_j0XP_r_GA

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=2Gy7OX3zFVfNeeHLhmpzJw

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=s84pefAbuXnkGXLGHDLDYA

[bryanayrb]

sup sandra c. (#3)

[EG562]

There's already a corny azn girl thread

[sushijerk]

Yo fuck these asian bitches on Yelp. Shit is distracting as hell. I just want a couple of words on if the food/ambiance is good. I don't need to know what class you were on your way to or how your fucking date went. This shit ain't your blog.

I don't want to wade through 10+ insecure ass asian girls just to find out if ppl think if Casa Mono is still good. Nice tits though. Is the plateholding overhead food shot the new myspace angle?

[Andrew McNasty]

Yo fuck these asian bitches on Yelp. Shit is distracting as hell. I just want a couple of words on if the food/ambiance is good. I don't need to know what class you were on your way to or how your fucking date went. This shit ain't your blog.

I don't want to wade through 10+ insecure ass asian girls just to find out if ppl think if Casa Mono is still good. Nice tits though. Is the plateholding overhead food shot the new myspace angle?

Haha. Awesome rant. I totally agree. I have something to add I'm going to use your format because I like it so much.

Yo fuck these Asian bitches on yelp. I'm trying to eat a nice dinner with my girlfriend and this hoodrat, hoochie-mama, chickenhead in a f21 dress whips out a huge slr camera from her knock off murakami lv bag and starts taking flash photos of everything coming out of the kitchen. Shit is distracting as Hell.

Haha. That felt good. New favorite thread.

[Anemone]

Yo fuck these asian bitches on Yelp. Shit is distracting as hell. I just want a couple of words on if the food/ambiance is good. I don't need to know what class you were on your way to or how your fucking date went. This shit ain't your blog.

I don't want to wade through 10+ insecure ass asian girls just to find out if ppl think if Casa Mono is still good. Nice tits though. Is the plateholding overhead food shot the new myspace angle?

Exactly

10

[insomnia]

lol at the last beezy being from the ktown reality show

[ke1]

Went to same high school. Girl was crazy as fuck since forever.

[Andrew McNasty]

Yo fuck these Asian bitches on Yelp. Just cause you watch Top Chef you ain't no gourmet. Especially since all you bitches seem to order is chicken and California rolls. I also don't need you to summarize all the other equally shitty reviews and dispute the points you disagree with.

Nice one."you ain't no gourmet." Haha. Totally. All they order is mothafuckin chicken.

Did that ktown show ever get made? I only saw a commercial, trailer type thing. It looked rad though.

[Andrew McNasty]

Went to same high school. Girl was crazy as fuck since forever.

Share some stories, rumors. I don't care if they were substantiated or not.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

this thread does not discriminate

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=hBicl52tMVsTecdZSVL-lQ

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=GJv1yf_IhUZqpDjFr86DmA

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=Ta3V5b98z48RaV3fmmlqrQ

http://www.yelp.co.uk/user_details?userid=sZ0Qxjn12H8jjHBPLQW32w

http://www.yelp.co.uk/user_details?userid=zqttuCEWI4-l4ZBCbfGk6A

http://www.yelp.co.uk/user_details?userid=utRlrauZEOF_2kASsIoJ7A

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=btLeafpEWKdUYxtkaa7l7A

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=eZSFIAIAchVQBExkc1qYAg

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=jmFA9cOEjURO3rnseA7W9Q

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=UJ34ulNl8mDraF4Sn9cySA

[Vampyrvargfesten]

however, KAGz seem to dominate yelp--

contributions encouraged.

KAG, CWG, whatever.

basically any NYU girl

or any girl in Orange County

go get em-

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=hHEqhNgpBhj9AoHJeW-PnQ

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=5_GZPSAc1svAih8-a8hFmg

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=MZixlTFm_JXCMCVL9Ax02Q

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=eH2oBdEK495g1vz3NMfBRg

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=CBYVZ2Kn_2_oq7_a33pBYA

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=henDqMyd5F1K6jBnHTrYqQ

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=G9Vb6yQ047TC3O_-GG4WZA

[16steps]

yelp and modelmayhem are a gold mine for GIRLS WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM

[shwanger]

yelp is corny

[ROYALEFATALE]

/THREAD.

tensofcharacters

[Phrost3]

this thread does not discriminate

http://www.yelp.co.uk/user_details?userid=zqttuCEWI4-l4ZBCbfGk6A

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=CBYVZ2Kn_2_oq7_a33pBYA

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=hBicl52tMVsTecdZSVL-lQ

[16steps]

yelp is the new facebook

[Bona Drag]

seriously

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=GJv1yf_IhUZqpDjFr86DmA

lol dis b is from nola

edit: her reviews = everything that sucks about yelp

another edit: shes the fucking nola community mgr and is a vegetarian? smh

[Vampyrvargfesten]

[Bona Drag]

yahoo answers is some wild shit

[suremanok]

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=01Ctz0uXlQ5C07xTty9sIw

from her latest review:

Don't just rip it open and shove the burrito in your mouth upon receiving it like I do. LOL.....

[Pavlov's Bell]

this thread does not discriminate

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=hBicl52tMVsTecdZSVL-lQ

People like this. Reason I hate Yelp. She prolly write some shit like this

Review: Local Bodega - 2/5 Stars

I went here at 3am after blogging about a speakeasy which I drank local distilled bathub gin from paint cans while in a public phonebooth craving coconut water and they only had pomegranate and lime flavors, no plain! Plus the store's cat definitely violated health codes and they didn't stock kampuchea.

[PHAT HEAD CAMEL TOEZ]

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=01Ctz0uXlQ5C07xTty9sIw

from her latest review:

Don't just rip it open and shove the burrito in your mouth upon receiving it like I do. LOL.....

You can see someone doesn't brush their teeth properly !

[squirtlepk]

you wrote this

DONT LIE TO US STAN

[sea bass]

i fucking HATE yelpers who start their review off with shit along the lines of "Dear Blumpkin Palace, we used to have a great relationship but recently we've been drifting apart and I think it's time we break up BLAH BLAH BLAH"

DIE

[16steps]

haha whos Mike H? You added me on yelp and half the girls featured in this thread loool

[Pavlov's Bell]

i fucking HATE yelpers who start their review off with shit along the lines of "Dear Blumpkin Palace, we used to have a great relationship but recently we've been drifting apart and I think it's time we break up BLAH BLAH BLAH"

DIE

would rep if i could. so true.

mostly bitches tryin to get they LIT101 on.

[Bona Drag]

People like this. Reason I hate Yelp. She prolly write some shit like this

Review: Local Bodega - 2/5 Stars

I went here at 3am after blogging about a speakeasy which I drank local distilled bathub gin from paint cans while in a public phonebooth craving coconut water and they only had pomegranate and lime flavors, no plain! Plus the store's cat definitely violated health codes and they didn't stock kampuchea.

i fucking HATE yelpers who start their review off with shit along the lines of "Dear Blumpkin Palace, we used to have a great relationship but recently we've been drifting apart and I think it's time we break up BLAH BLAH BLAH"

DIE

this thread is now about parody yelp reviews

go

[sea bass]

i am gettin fuckin DRUNK tonight

[willy cheesesteak]

look like this and you will end up with a kayg: