Thieves

[Proletariat]

I fucking hate them. Some shitbrick made off today with a skate deck after I helped him for about 10 mins and schooled him on which one to purchase. The good news is the kid left his pair of Nike SB's. Fucking idiot.

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[minya]

he took his shoes off?

[Proletariat]

No he left them in the shopping bag he was carrying. Serves the fucker right. Could you imagine his excitement when he made it out of the shop with his Scarface deck and his friends were all like, yeah dude, you are the man, and then he was like...wait a sec, where are my SB's???? hahahha

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[minya]

Haha. Flip 'em on eBay.

[showbiz00ditc]

what SBs?... just curious

[sybaritical]

^ nawh, man. Crucify them, then stick them in your window as a deterrent to anyone else who wants to lift your shit.

[Proletariat]

I don't know the name of them but they are mostly army green, with cream background and black swooshes. I won't be ebaying them. I think I'm gonna write some shit on them along the lines of "this fucking retard stole a deck from my shop and left his kicks behind." I also have a lot of friends that are hitting the pavement and hopefully they will produce this prick so I can fuck up his world.

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[mlproject]

was he buying new shoes too?

[6MT]

I WOULD SMASH HIS FACE TO THE PAVEMENT AND BEAT HIM UP SO BAD , SO THAT HIS PARENTS WONT EVEN RECOGNISE HIM....

[Proletariat]

No, thank God he wasn't grabbing shoes too. I think I'm gonna hire a hooker with some vagina dentata to sleep with the kid. That seems reasonable for the theft of a aptly named DGK deck.

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Edited by Proletariat on Apr 1, 2006 at 05:43 PM

[Proletariat]

BTW, they were Team Editions in Asparagus, size: tiny testicles.

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