How to brush the, teeth when drinking in, bed ?

[Vaclav]

This dilemma taunts me, on the nights most, drunker melencholy

[CharmingMthafknPig]

so so poetic

[skiniks]

Stumbled to the, bathroom distracted staring at yourself in, the mirror : hope this helps ur

quest

[alexryb]

i luv this topic.

i'm one of those kinda guys who would just go to sleep, worry about the gums in the a.m.

[amardeep]

odd comma, placement, makes me a, poet

[salaryman]

keep mouthwash next to the bed.

before sleep, just gargle and swallow.

clean teeth, mint breath, and you get to keep your buzz going.

[crissyw]

i brushed

half asleep in a drunken slumber

realized i'd used hairbrush

epic fail.

but srsly i always brush my teeth or the day after you get some weird after-beer feel ;(

[Bigyen]

[Vaclav]

When you look in, the mirror drunker do you, doubt that it's you ? Staring, profusely .

[sybaritical]

My IQ can't decide whether to go up or down.

[Vinneus]

capt. kurk style punctuation.... brushing, depends on, if my girlfriend is, sleeping over. hehe

[kuhhlowe]

if too drunk to brush, never too drunk to swish some mouthwash.

[okonomi]

I've never been this confused in my life.

[034936]

wtf is a 'weejun'?

[Vinneus]

wtf is a 'weejun'?

ahahaha... is,this thread, real?!?!

[kaws&effect]

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JUST COMBINE BOTH AND DRINK MOUTHWASH TO GET DRUNK...

PROBLEM SOLVED, DUHHHH

[Vaclav]

Tonight I'll brush, with an argyle sock that's half hanging from, the dresser drawer.