I Went To Her Place For Sex, Not To Be Tattooed

[willy cheesesteak]

DOMINQUE FISHER OWNS YOU

[samsikle]

those scar pictures are gross. girl is hella nuts.

[doctorworm]

i was just about to post that in the today's news thread with that quote below it except. i wanted to include the "I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her" part

[Leonard Leroy]

Fucking nightmare inducing.

[Pandemonium]

holy shit bitch is insane but somewhat sexually attractive.

WHAT DO I DO?!

[Pandemonium]

i was just about to post that in the today's news thread with that quote below it except. i wanted to include the "I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her" part

shane you're not ms fisher's boyfriend!

you don't belong there

you're not a mr robertson, you're a shane.

[Pandemonium]

carvings/slashings have a higher degree of healing to completion as opposed to stabbings.

[dismalfuture]

That shit happens to me all the time. I just wet nap it and I'm good.

[doctorworm]

wtf is with everyone name dropping me lately

[geekbonchic]

SMASH/NO SMASH?

[dismalfuture]

Assuming there's no exacto knife session all over your body? Smash. There's a girl who looks like exactly like this woman in pretty much every town in America, Canada, the UK, and Australia though.

[Pandemonium]

would most definately smash her royal jewels.

wait does that sound right?

[geekbonchic]

Crown jewels.

[christianjustin]

def. smash

[Decoy]

would smash

[baizilla]

I'm thinking about getting a new tattoo anyway.. so would smash.

[juliaN.]

hey Brad Pitt I think you look pretty cool in Tom Ford.

[AstroWolf]

what the article does not mention is the MASSIVE amounts of blow they must have been on. or pills, or pills blow and horse. these do not look like sober people. im 30 and that dude looks older than me.

[jeepster]

wtf is with everyone name dropping me lately

roll with it du. Not the end of the world that ppl know your first name.

[cuddlysheep]

i'll hit it and she can chop my nuts off.

[Bigyen]

OH snap! I took that chick to see Kung Fu Panda!

[goat]

i saw that article this morning

it got the "holy shit" reaction

i'd smash

but also be prepared to smash her face in if she tried to carve me

[mrchariybrown]

another one for smash.

not sure if I'd be mad if she sliced me up. I guess it would really depend on what she carved into me.

[B-Dawg]

Crazy ass woman. In the end though, it could have been worse (see also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt )

[Kesnel]

+1 smash.

She'd have to be much more attractive for her to go at me with a knife and not have me be insanely pissed off/disturbed though.

Certain women I would let carve me up like a Sunday roast and would come back asking for more. She, however, is not one of them.

[octo]

Hahahaha, the best part is when he says,

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Hes scarred for life in 2 ways

[geekbonchic]

I see that you are a very clever man.

[Wesley Pipes]

I wud smash...

her ovaries if she tried to pull that shit on me.

[Jkissi7]

smash ofcourse

[nicotine]

those scars are pretty fucking gross