The Temple of Jawnz v. 2.0 is now accepting applications

[shimshimhae]

[Kodiak]

in on this bitch

[Jkissi7]

I am afraid that the Hair Gods just don't have that planned for you, Jkissi7.

huh ? marcus

[kyo]

in on this bitch

bson does not count as jawnz

[Kodiak]

chill bro.

[geekbonchic]

bson does not count as jawnz

Naw, man. Dude has some W+H action going on too, you know. Why you ig'nant and shit?

[sawyer]

Never understood how W+H hoodies got so popular, their outerwear is so much better.

[Kodiak]

i dont got W+H, doesnt work w/ mad height

[Jkissi7]

Wow .... i havent seen that book in ages...

[jordanelias]

i dont got W+H, doesnt work w mad height [/quote] ????

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THIS AUTHOR FOR YEARS

THANK YOU

yes.

[dismalfuture]

Mercer Mayer is Temple of Jawnz approved.

B.Son and Kodiak are not.

The ceilings at the Temple of Jawnz are the standard Asian 9' ceilings.

[e0d9n0b5]

what about robert munsch??? temple approved?? roald dahl??

[Mr Waffles]

I can rip a bong pretty hard and will most likely make you guys look better when we travel (mob) in the streets.

i also enjoy Samantha Brown's show and can make a grilled cheese fairly quickly.

am i good to go?

[e0d9n0b5]

lmao thats the best photo

[Mr Waffles]

got it off your site, which has kept me busy for a while now.

EDIT: HOOOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA

[e0d9n0b5]

got it off your site, which has kept me busy for a while now.

haha i checked

i'm going to put up a new directory soonish, i just need to sort out more "best of" material for it

[Mr Waffles]

don't talk to him in front of me,

lets derail this thread.

we need your help.

team suburbs activate

[Mr Waffles]

we must start a rival temple.

names?

RICK ROSS IS THE POLICE

[dismalfuture]

I take in orphans and teach them Shao Lin Kung Fu, and upon their coming of age, I release these goth ninjas upon the earth. Mr Waffles, it is just a matter of time when you will regret everything you've said in this thread.

Armand Assante steez

New stuff that won't be tolerated at the Temple of Jawnz:

-B. Son

-white people

-streetwear bullshit in general

-Windows XP

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[homi29]

No xp? How will I achieve my dream of being s.Korea starcraft2 champ ??

[dismalfuture]

The Temple of Jawnz doesn't have an internet service provider. (0) That is why it is eminent that you bring the motherload of jawnz from the outset, as copping opportunities will be limited.

[baizilla]

I believe my jawnz will be a great contribution to the Temple of Jawnz, cuz I got a collection of early Ann D, Bless and Dick Ouens that even Les would be jealous of. I wear a sz 46 and 42 in shoes.

I am trained in hand-to-hand combat as well as different types of weapons.

Before I move In... I demand that you get me Daul Kim for sucking my penis instead of a chubby asian gurl.

[dismalfuture]

The Temple of Jawnz in its first incarnation has already wowed Daul Kim and withdrawn her 'O' face back in November with a skilled goth ninja kung fu combination that included Bless, Raf Simons, N. Hoolywood, Rick Owens, MMM, Dior Homme, and Jockey, and seeing her again would be a bit trite.

Thank you for applying and we will get back to you shortly. (never concept)

[dismalfuture]

Oh, and I've just realized you are one of the <100 rep pt peasants. Sorry, we aren't looking for applicants such as yourself at this point in time.

[jordanelias]

Oh, and I've just realized you are one of the <100 rep pt peasants. Sorry, we aren't looking for applicants such as yourself at this point in time.

But Baizilla's rep power : post count is 1:6!

[juliaN.]

oh shit i wore Vans today, auto DQ

[asshole]

dismal is very scary

he will scold you a lot

[dismalfuture]

But Baizilla's rep power : post count is 1:6!

hey, could someone who acknowledges people with less than 100 rep pts please pass on what is being said here?

and asshole, you will never get an e-friend price ever again.

[junglejane]

can I join? my contribution to the temple is the ability to negotiate really low prices for mexican food.

AY SEÑOR ESO ESTA MUY CARO!!

[dismalfuture]

Do you have the ability to do an asymmetrical ponytail to the side and look mad S-Cawaii? Please answer Y/N