Korny Azn Gurlz

[A-X]

Last January , me and my friends went to Taipei for NYE. So that night we managed to get a few girls to come back with us to continue the party back in our hotel...

2 of the girls end up staying with my friends for a nightcap...

Next day... when the fake lashes came off, the 5 layers of foundation, bronzer, mascara, whatever else they had caked on... it was insane... but we could very well had been too drunk to give a fuck how they looked like though....

Bodies... some of them girls be buying them miracle bras that put Victoria's Secret to shame... make an A look like a C.... shit got more padding than what stunt double use when they jump outta windows...

Kinda hard to make a quick exit in the morning, when its my hotel room they are in...

fuq, that's bs!

[ROYALEFATALE]

be glad they weren't dudes.

[mr.invincible]

YO lets be glad that them chinese beezy's be wearing makeup. THAT you can take off.

On the other hand, go out with a korean, mad 8's and 9's, but your kid comes out fugly. You're like, mother jesus why??? and you look at her old pics before plastic surgery and you face palm yourself.

THAT DOESN'T come off.

[thomas_collins]

OMG. There are SO MANY WORDS in this thread now.

[jlow]

so whats the word on girls in singapore? ugly? dtf?

[Forbidden]

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[ranonranonarat]

fugly and even if they are dtf, please dont.

[DJ_Flame]

so whats the word on girls in singapore? ugly? dtf?

This:

fugly and even if they are dtf, please dont.

Those that dtf white dudes might be trannies. Better watch out.

In general,

- 5 & 6 on the average

- Mad makeup spamming skills @ clubs

- skinny = no t & a, if you used to white chicks then our girls are def diff.

- Not really dtf + kinda weak bed skillz

[DJ_Flame]

But once in a while we churn out these :

[Mixture]

Anyways

[squirtlepk]

[dismalfuture]

^ god damn. Looks like an alien but I wouldn't be speakin to the face anyway...

[dunkin deeznuts]

werd looks like real doll....probably feels like it too

[DaBestSpoona]

^

Listen to this balla, he be speaking from experience!

[DaBestSpoona]

But once in a while we churn out these :

too much photoshop for 5+6s

[dovo]

I dont even know if she counts as korny but THOSE HIPS

[breams]

This is almost like one of those optical illusion photos you run into from time to time. Totally crossing those legs to hide the gap (dat gap) which might be even more mind blowing.

[andrewisdope]

or it's shopped.

edit:

[dovo]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[pokpok]

still good

[Dijonnaise]

Taipei - Straight cash money. Most of my friends went to TAS and they are constantly popping bottles. I prefer Room 18 and Sparks to Primo. If anyone is in Taipei in December just hollar. My boy Danny and Godfrey has Taipei locked.

Shanghai - Really fun, and gets really expensive. I am Taiwanese so I can't stand when Chinese bitches talk to me. So minus points for tongue roll.

Honk Kong - Fuck HK. Bitches be ugly and have crazy attitude. Spent two nights kicking it in Lan Kwai Fong and only hit on white chicks. Hong Kong sucks dick.

180cm is that magic number. If you are taller than 180 you get it made.

183CM!!!!!

If your penis is 183cm long, you will probably faint or die from lack of bloodflow to the brain whenever you get a boner. I think you meant millimetres.

[squirtlepk]

If your penis is 183cm long, you will probably faint or die from lack of bloodflow to the brain whenever you get a boner. I think you meant millimetres.

he meant height

[gettoasty]

this thread kinda sucks now (5) and lol ^

[DaBestSpoona]

SZGwzikKWSU

hooters opens new beer garden in Odaiba

Next Sufu tokyo meetup?

[ROYALEFATALE]

0:50 Hello ^^

[pokpok]

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[Mixture]

[DJ_Flame]

Now I know why dude be calling her DAT BETRYS

[blackfuture]

for the longest time i thought her name was "Dat Betrys" and then i'm like fuuuck, dat is a guy's name

[ROYALEFATALE]

Dat Betrys (0)