The Official Goth Ninja thread

[king of carrot flowers]

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this thread is all about goth ninjas, REAL GOTH NINJAS. This thread is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about goth ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Goth ninjas are mammals.

2. Goth ninjas have sex ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the goth ninja is to dress up and go to art galleries.

Weapons and gear:

Draped Rick Owens tee

badass goth coat

trippy fingerless gloves

Goth ninjas can seduce anyone they want! Goth ninjas look awesome ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so sexy and cool that they get laid ALL the time. I heard that there was this goth ninja who was wearing a superexclusive Julius coat. And when some dude spilled wine on it, the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a goth ninja totally uppercut some chick just because the chick did'nt want to have sex with him.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that goth ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Goth Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Goth Ninjas are sexy, stylish, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait till i can afford my Rick Owens tee next year. I love goth ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about goth ninjas?

A: Goth ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that goth ninjas are always arrogant or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, goth ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do goth ninjas do when they're not having sex or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent at cool art galleries, but sometime they shop.

[jeepster]

rick owens won't get you laid.

case and point.

[king of carrot flowers]

maybe not, but i suppose he gets laid, alot.

on a serious note, its obvious that you guys havent been around on the internet for long dont flame if you dont understand the reference. this is supertrash after all

[nickthechibi]

I want to kill you

[herpsky]

rick owens won't get you laid.

girls don't dig goth ninjas

so i was told

[bernt]

I got the referrence. The problem is that the referrence would have only been funny if it were 2001.

[cinderella]

took the words riiiight out of my mouth

[Joshua James Barry]

Good luck in your future endeavors of trying to be funny on the internet

[cinderella]

do some research before trying to reference memes. (especially super old ones that no one cares about any more..)

http://www.dipity.com/user/tatercakes/timeline/Internet_Memes

this should help.

[Handlethevibe]

maybe not, but i suppose he gets laid, alot.

Yeah, by an 80 year old woman.

[sybaritical]

My name is Robert as well, and I wear Ninjahoods, but any similarities stop way before we even get to that.

Kthxbai

[sybaritical]

PS if You ever saw me on the street it would be just before I stamped on your teeth.

[sybaritical]

Kthxbai .

[king of carrot flowers]

i thought the whole idea behind the meme thing was that they are supposed to be kinda "old" and unfunny

i was just trying to be a little nostalgic, i know the realultimtepower thing is old. thats why i love it.

[chronoaug]

Who is the guy on the left? Looks kinda like a guy i went to high school with who i think dresses in similar stuff at times.

[e0d9n0b5]

[Akira]

do some research before trying to reference memes. (especially super old ones that no one cares about any more..)

http://www.dipity.com/user/tatercakes/timeline/Internet_Memes

this should help.

Wow, didn't realize that "Don't taze me bro!" was 07, doesn't feel that long ago

[bernt]

Aw what the fuck is this disaster kid shit. Why is that little girl a meme? I can't like that picture anymore if nerds are going to make jokes about it.

[cinderella]

disaster girl looks like http://www.vimeo.com/2113477

SO CUTE

[Akira]

Whoa, du on right in op pic is like Chuck Norris Goth Ninjad

[king of carrot flowers]

true. imagine goth ninja chuck norris, the perfect meme!

[bernt]

disaster girl looks like

SO CUTE

She reminds me of my youngest niece.

[king of carrot flowers]

that girl's gonna grow up to be a full feathered goth ninja. mark my words

[Hella Hyphy]

NOT A STEGOSAURUS

pterdactyl

[Akira]

NOT A STEGOSAURUS

pterdactyl

NOT A PTERODACTYL

Stegodactyl

[034936]

major elf shoe shit on the far right in the OP

[Guest Glue]

i used to be a goth ninja but then i got stabbed by emo samurai

[Guest infinitesniper]

haha, seriously tho, goth ninja's are kinda cool, i'm slowly becoming one, or maybe i'm more of a goth beast cuz i wear supreme, no?

[Guest infinitesniper]

bump for an awesome thread

[Akira]

major elf shoe shit on the far right in the OP

+major no shoe shit on the left du