What totally does it for you?

[renegade309]

liek omg I found your dream girl

yea just about... # plz? haha

I could do without the hello kitty but that can be easily fixed

[The Saddest Day]

not a stuck up bitch... and doesn't believe in god.

[renegade309]

+rep 4 atheism and anti snobbism

[ILLuminate]

snarky (but not to the point of bitchiness)

doesnt take themself too seriously

kinda nerdy/goofy but still fun

interesting taste in something (clothing, music, whatever)

enjoys weed from time to time

[Rob060]

i really like it when they don't run in fear after looking at me.

[okonomi]

Really? I've never had a girl not run in fear from me. Sounds good, though.

[Lozinski]

Well.... When you start running after them....

[blm14]

Funny is super important. Funny chicks tend to be less inhibited in general, which is a real plus.

Not a cold fish in the sack. Nothing does it for me more than knowing I'm getting her off.

I don't mind a religious chick, as long as she's not convinced that hers is right and everyone else's is wrong. The problem is not really being religious, it's being dogmatic.

Deep throat.

[renegade309]

+rep for no cold fish

[DJ_Flame]

I've learnt that the push-up bra is simultaneously a good and bad thing. Oh well at least I got titays to fondle, always does it for me.

[Rob060]

Really? I've never had a girl not run in fear from me. Sounds good, though.

yea, i'm pretty fast, though, so i usually catch up. they're just playing hard to get.

[NatseOklim]

Want...

[NatseOklim]

Yikes, just found out her name, and thus that she's 15.......

Tayane Leao....

[Lozinski]

Would smash.....

Fuck

[Bislane]

who gets that kind of ass is what I want to know.

if it's just rich/famous people shit is fucked

[panicnation]

yea, i'm pretty fast, though, so i usually catch up. they're just playing hard to get.

rape status

[Rob060]

rape status

[Citizen]

petite

can hold an intellectual conversation (maybe a little nerdy, you know they're the kinky ones)

has a pretty smile and makes cute faces (I'm wierd like that)

can snowboard or ski well

likes my jokes

can watch stand up with me

kinda tomboy-ish (not too much of a girlly girl)

doesn't hate that i have curly hair

doesn't need me to always have a damn plan...

and for the holy grail - likes video games

GODDAMMIT why do you have to remind me with posts like this....but my holy grail was clothes......

[renegade309]

haha, well each to his own

[geekbonchic]

Shy smiles. Fucking killin' me.

[DJ_Flame]

Tobey Maguire x Diamonds lovechild...haha someone tell me who's the model? I want to co-opt his hair.

[mr fluffernutter]

yeah thats almost creepy

[broneck]

he seems to change gender before your eyes when he smiles...like a dinosaur in jurassic park.

[AcrobaticTenement]

simile of the year

[Gravitas]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tPiCPGH9coapj58s1TXrSR0io1_400.gif

Shy smiles. Fucking killin' me.

Boy looks straight pedo status, creep.

I'm going to make you a super homo calender (you are going to have to deal with it being February already).

If only real men wore designer workwear, I think that'd do it for me (no bears pleez).

[geekbonchic]

Y'all need to stop hating on my husband. And his name is Petey Wright, motherfuckers.

[6ixes&7evens]

Oh my gawd thats a guy!?

[Rob060]

[Vampyrvargfesten]

Shy smiles. Fucking killin' me.

can someone please post the female equivalent of this gif?

thanks

[geekbonchic]

I'm by no means straight, but if I were, slowly revealed low cut back shirt motion would easily be the best thing ever. EVER.