gfunk says shes perfect

[masuerte]

Yo, 2 minutes of reading that Encyclopedia Dramatica article and I came up with the "facts" that she got:

Syphillis

Raeped

No worth.

But ... I think every man's gotta have his owns. Here's ur dream girl in a bikini photoshoot gfunk:

http://www.pornhost.com/2198399770/

[PHAT HEAD CAMEL TOEZ]

She's fuckin' ugly, some of you need to get your hands on some poontang. I could shit prettier things than her.

[broneck]

please post pics of your shits.

thanks.

[midnight]

She's just not that hot. Not ugly, just not that hot.

[fg0d]

I know this girl she wants to be a boy. ive talked to her on many occasions.

okay i lied but i watched the video shes fucking annoying.

[mrchariybrown]

the whole time I watched that video, I was waiting for something interesting to happen..

by the end, I realized I'm never getting those 4 minutes of my life back..

[aitsuka]

I laughed when I saw that porn dvd cover of her

[e0d9n0b5]

yeah shes cute but

japanophiles are kind of really scary people when you get down to it

[Sayword]

i was searching roy ayers in youtube

i was searching roy ayers in youtube

i was searching roy ayers in youtube

i was searching roy ayers in youtube

i was searching roy ayers in youtube

i was searching roy ayers in youtube

mmmmm...

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mmm...oh yea baby thats my spot....

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I'm gonna cum

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I love you baby

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[Sayword]

they wont let me rep you again mrjuby.

[drip]

Come on gfunk, you cab do better than these these 4chan twats.

[mrjuby]

they wont let me rep you again mrjuby.

no problemo homes. your avy was why i was in the roy ayers mood. thats from " lets do it" right?

[Sayword]

yea.

10

[conan.]

guys i made a vlog

http://www.youtube.com/user/apconan

it is sooooo avant

[nate91]

http://www.pornhost.com/2198399770/

Why can't she just be content with being cute that shit looks so forced.

[Handlethevibe]

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[bryanayrb]

well, she doesn't get naked but don't watch this shit at work

http://vision.ameba.jp/watch.do?movie=1048460

click button on the left

[sawyer]

japanophiles are kind of really scary people when you get down to it

they seem a lot like the weird people at powwows who think theyre indian and might claim 1/4th cherokee heritage like it means something

i met a lot of them today, i was down at indian summer today and these kooks come out of the woodwork dressed in the most ridiculous shit i've ever seen and they can't dance for a dime, its total bullshit the way they try to assume this ethnic/racial/cultural identity that doesn't belong to them... it's patronizing and offensive

imagine the corny white chick getting older, she has a spiritual crisis around say 40-50ish and all of a sudden they're princess fucking cherokee in a full buckskin outfit blowing some old grass dancer from spokane who's exoticizing his own indianness to get some head in his BIA funded land rover after a long day cause he sure is hell isn't getting first place

i imagine japanophiles are the same way, filling the empty void -- that endless seive of their whiteness -- with something unfamiliar, dry humping the authenticity hoping it'll rub off so they can feel special and compensate for the shameful vacuity of upper-middle class upbringing

[lestat]

u shud see some of the black ppl that used to hang around chinatown fair... dressed like gothninjas, with naruto headbands, playing yugioh/pokemon cards... fucking weird

[ROYALEFATALE]

She's fuckin' ugly, some of you need to get your hands on some poontang. I could shit prettier things than her.

x2

tencharacters

[larssss]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Applemilk

Reading that seriously creeps me out for some reason.

every time i read something on encyclopedia dramatic it seriously creeps me out for many reasons.

[ROYALEFATALE]

kop rosetta stone and u can speak like her too

[habia]

am I japanophile?

here are some facts:

I studied japanese in high school

did two (2) homestays in Japan

own a bunch of Miyazaki DVDs, Cowboy Bebop, Lain and Trigun

own all 2000 pages of Akira comics

listen to Boris

like The Flat Head, 45rpm, Iron Heart, and Buzz Rickson

like Yohji Yamamoto a lot

have read probably 10 Yukio Mishima books, and as of august 2007 liked him enough to list under my "interests" while creating my supertalk account

my only long term serious relationship was with a half asian half white (chinese though not japanese) girl

is it possible for all these to be true and not be japanophile? Am I in denial in the face of overwhelming evidence?

[Fookums]

^^^

Don't worry.

Until you start peppering your phrases with simple japanese words (i.e. omg! that shirt is sooooo kawaii!!), actually believe that anime/manga is a good/sole representation of japanese culture, and listen to exclusively visual kei or J-Pop you're good.

I also doubt that most japanophiles know what Boris/yohji/selvedge/any concept of japanese language is.

and I find it hilarious that this applemilk chick is gonna be in an AV or AV-ish thing. Like, its kinda hot (as hot as it is watching any decent looking chick act like a complete slut is), but I can't seperate that from how much of a complete failure she is at life as shown in her youtube vids (and the info I've derived from ED)

[gfunkdocta]

ya, her spot is blown

and now we're breaking up

[Francis Xavier]

and I find it hilarious that this applemilk chick is gonna be in an AV or AV-ish thing. Like, its kinda hot (as hot as it is watching any decent looking chick act like a complete slut is), but I can't seperate that from how much of a complete failure she is at life as shown in her youtube vids (and the info I've derived from ED)

She fails at life and I fail at the internet because...

What the heck is an AV-ish thing? Is she getting naked?

[Fookums]

I hope so.

I'd torrent it.

It piques my [sexual] interest

and 4 teh lulz

[Darkadious]

What the heck is an AV-ish thing? Is she getting naked?

gravure = 99.9% of them don't get naked

[PHAT HEAD CAMEL TOEZ]

lul.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PVOWSX2X

[AstroWolf]

First i thought she was cute. Then i started to see she was saying nothing, but said it kinda well i guess (i took 4 years of jp and can fake some words well too). But in the end shes just too hungry for something other than cock. And thats too bad, cause i dont have much more than that to give her.