waitress @ gordon biersch spills beer all over me - jeans thread

[comptechgsr]

sup guys and gals,

so i was at gordon biersch last night in San Jose, CA and had the waitress spill 90% of a pint down my back - obviously soaking my shirt (they gave me a GB t shirt, thanks! lol), going into my undies, and soaking my lucky jeans.

They were apologetic, somewhat, and offered to pay for my drycleaning. Since i've only washed this pair once (worn it maybe 15-20 times) because I dont want it to fade, denim care etc, i told them that i would come in tomorrow bringing them:

-my soaked jeans that they can have

-a receipt for newly purchased lucky brand jeans to replace my old ones

is this fair or over the top?

also, i cant find my exact bootleg jean - the "santa cruzer" so ill just get whatever $110-150 join they have

[evisu 2000]

did you have sex with her

[jeepster]

burn them. There's no other way.

[jpgm]

what sort of beer was it?

[jpgm]

and what happened to the other 10%...?

[tangerine]

It depends on which beer she spilled on you.

Blonde Bock actually strengthens and preserves denim; if that is what she spilled on you, then you should buy her a new pair of jeans.

Marzen is fairly neutral; you can pretty much ignore it. Sure, the jeans will smell like beer for a while, but eventually other, more unpleasant odors will cover it up.

Pilsner, jeans and washing machines are an age-old combo. Wash them in a washing machine and present GB with the bill for the estimated cost of water, soap and electricity used.

If it was Golden Export, then I think jeepster is right; you have to burn the place down.

Hope this helps!

[geekbonchic]

You're putting far too much energy into this. Please cop new jeans and present them with receipt for that.

[comptechgsr]

hehehe all good, thanks guys,

i just didnt want to seem over the top or whatever for lucky jeans. just seeing what y'all think. am a bit tipsy still lol.

[Charlie Delta]

lol

[Handlethevibe]

Hold up, Lucky Jeans?...

[Le Buttsecks]

vrooom vrrromm comptech gsr. jdm mugen

[sawyer]

• ask to talk to the manager
  • tell him/her how dedicated you are to your hundred dollar pants
    
  • bring a signed statement from a lawyer
    
  • threaten legal action and take them to court for $110-$150
    
  • ask him/her to compensate for your lost beer as well
    
  • also: ask to have the waitress fired

  [*]leave your beer soaked jeans and underwear in the kitchen

  [*]tell them people on the internet are mad and will no longer give them business

  • a lot of internet people
    
  • say things like "crowdsource" and "web 2.0"
    
  • hopefully they will be scared into submission

  [*]write in your blog about how mad you are

  • type so hard you break your macbook air

  [*]burn jeans, they are ruined forever

  [*]cope with your crippling loss of $110-$150 lucky brand jeans

  [*]lucky brand jeans have "lucky you" inside the fly

  • this is important

[comptechgsr]

lolz type R

[denimdestroyedmylife]

reader's digest version:

talk to manager

say you like 100 pants

send lawyer

press charges

press charges

press charges

say you are pressing charges

free beer

fire waitress

take off your pants and underwear

tell them internet knows

tell the internet

break your internet

burn pants

do drugs

die yourself in fire

[comptechgsr]

if you have hate in your heart, let it out! hahahahaha

breathing all my airs n sheeit,

hahaahhahaha

[skiniks]

looks like they're not so lucky after all.............................

horrible.

[jimmyc]

I can't believe it took like 10 post for someone to notice he was talking about a pair of Lucky jeans. Bootleg, Lucky Jeans at that.

Or did i miss all the (10)

[ericdw]

lolz type R

wut? is this termonology from the civic forum?

[inaya]

see what happens when you wear bootcut jeans? did you also have on a shiney button down dragon club guy shirt?

[jimmyc]

see what happens when you wear bootcut jeans? did you also have on a shiney button down dragon club guy shirt?

I'm guessing Ed Hardy long sleeve T.

[Charlie Delta]

[inaya]

why so serious

[sawyer]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS lS A HOUSE PARTY?

[jimmyc]

[DüM]

[inaya]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS lS A HOUSE PARTY?

do you understand this is a house party?

[Charlie Delta]

Sawyer is one of them boat people, he doesn't understand anything house related anyway.

Or a tipi, lol...

edit: ^ is this out of line?

[DüM]

do you understand this is a house party?

do you understand this is a house party?

[ericdw]

beer spilled on your? despite what your fly says, apparently you are not lucky

[Charlie Delta]