Women's Perfumes

[djrajio]

So you go out with a bitch. And she be a sneaky little bitch. And they always wanna leave their mark at your place, feel me? So what do they do, leave their toothbrush, panties, pendant/charm, wateva. But the sneakiest thing they do is leave their scent on your pillow. So they know if you be playing around cuz another bitch will leave her scent. And you wake up to just their smell and maybe a fee stray hairs, and its fucks with you psychologically all day cuz you can't get that shit outta your head. Sneaky bitches.

So what perfume does your bitch(s) use?

Mad bitches be using Clinique Happy in Tokyo. Like three girls I know use this shit religiously. So now I can rotate bitches at my place and den they think its their scent and can't figure out I've playing them. Hahaha, stupid bitches.

[kunk75]

i only have one bitch but she wears that shit too.

[dismalfuture]

Happy makes me nauseous, Cool Water for women does too.

[kunk75]

i don't really like any perfume. i prefer a standard issue clean, normal smell.

[dismalfuture]

Gaultier is pretty classic cougar scent, everytime I smell it, I look around for the horny MILF. I don't mind Chanel or Hermes scents either, they're in the same vein but some tenderonis get started on no.5 or Allure early on.

I had a girlfriend who liked Contradiction, it wasn't terrible. I'm not versed enough in women's perfumes to know the rest.

[djrajio]

In my opinion a girl that wear Chanel no.5 is either a prude or probably too old.

Not to say its a bad perfume....

[kunk75]

in art school, patchouli did the trick. if i smelled it now, i'd run the other way.

[timber]

All I want is CB I Hate Perfume Burning Leaves.

I used to wear just regular old vanilla and then amaretto in highschool, but now I just want to smell like burning leaves.

[broneck]

dolly wears this, that filthy harlot

[operationjake]

last one i was with was a cheapie. she just tried to rock the vanilla scent from victoria's secret.

question for the girls: can you smell a guy's scent like fucking everywhere or on his clothes, car, etc.? it seems like, at least with most recent hookups/relationships, a girl BRANDS her shit with her scent... but it's not like they even meant to do it. fuckkk.

[djrajio]

That's why you gotta be knowledgeable in women's perfume to prevent some bitch blowing up your spot, feel me?

Bitches notice if the stray hairs on your bed are longer than her's and if the smell is the same.

They'll call you out.

And get mad.

And throw shit.

So you just gotta have multiple bed sheets and rotate that shit or some musk scent to mask that shit.

Knowing is half the battle.

[midnight]

This girl I know wears that issey miyake perfume and it makes me wanna fuck her every time I smell it. There's something weird about it. It's hard to describe. This is the one...

http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P6324&shouldPaginate=true&categoryId=3264

[djrajio]

L'Eau d'Issey?

Hahaha. Tell your girl she needs to upgrade her lifestyle mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

That's 2001-2003 status. For realz.

I used to rock the Issey all through college.

[Lab]

fuck bitches who don't smell like fruit by the foot

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[timber]

last one i was with was a cheapie. she just tried to rock the vanilla scent from victoria's secret.

question for the girls: can you smell a guy's scent like fucking everywhere or on his clothes, car, etc.? it seems like, at least with most recent hookups/relationships, a girl BRANDS her shit with her scent... but it's not like they even meant to do it. fuckkk.

A lot of girls do that! I don't know if it's because they wear so much perfume they get desentized to the scent and then have to put more and more on, until there isn't enough perfume in all the world to appeal to their senses.

[djrajio]

fuck bitches who don't smell like fruit by the foot

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Hopefully this isn't some Desi thang.

Cuz I don't want my bitch to smell like razzle dazzle raspberry.....

Yo, how many guys have gone down on a girl and she sprayed the cootch with some crazy ass perfume. I've done girls that smelled like cinnamon and shit....

[GiZMO]

^^dont it make it taste funny (hate licking neck and then bam perfumed)???

fuck bitches who don't smell like fruit by the foot

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Roll ups.

[Scais]

did it taste like cinnamon?

[Lab]

most desis smell like a mixture of body odor, curry, and axe/tag body spray. the only way most desis are different from persians is our lack of cheap daisies in our ill-fitted tan corduroy blazers. FUCK DOTHEADS.

desi bitches wear victoria secret. OR THEIR MAN'S COLOGNE, WHICH IS USUALLY POLO. FUCK THAT. AND THEY LAYER SO STUPID, they fuckin sweat so hard it's like they on a DELHI BUS. SWEATIN' LIKE THEY DRIPPIN THE GANGHES. SWEATIN' LIKE THEY JUST HAD A NICE BITE OF SPICY SAMBAR.

SWEATIN' LIKE THEY JUST SHAADI.COM'D THEIR FIRST MARRIAGE.

FRUIT BY THE FOOT IS A FUCKING UPGRADE.

gotdammit.

[salaryman]

I had a coke head friend in college who was a hedge-fund princess, she wore Annick Goutal's Eau d'Hadrien and even though she wasn't hot at all it made me want to lick her body.

[artificialsky]

So what perfume does your bitch(s) use?

Mad bitches be using Clinique Happy in Tokyo. Like three girls I know use this shit religiously. So now I can rotate bitches at my place and den they think its their scent and can't figure out I've playing them. Hahaha, stupid bitches

[dismalfuture]

L'Eau d'Issey?

Hahaha. Tell your girl she needs to upgrade her lifestyle mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

That's 2001-2003 status. For realz.

I used to rock the Issey all through college.

L'Eau d'Issey is on some AzN Hall of Fame status tip. I still have a huge bottle of it from about that time period, like 2001.

[julzkind]

hanae mori - butterfly

this is my main scent. <3

[futuredwight]

It's not just the perfume. Scented hand creams and other such products seem to leave a longer lasting scent in clothes/sheets than perfume. Especially when everything is being touched by their hands, and the lotions are being reapplied so often.

Question for dirajio, what if one of the girls switches it up and starts using a different scent? It would seem like a waste to put her on the bench.

[djrajio]

It's not just the perfume. Scented hand creams and other such products seem to leave a longer lasting scent in clothes/sheets than perfume. Especially when everything is being touched by their hands, and the lotions are being reapplied so often.

Question for dirajio, what if one of the girls switches it up and starts using a different scent? It would seem like a waste to put her on the bench.

Ahh wonderful question.

The great thing about women is that they are very sentimental and fear change.

It's very rare that a women will switch up their perfume, makeup, etc., on a daily basis.

If a girl is constantly switching her appearence and comestics on a daily basis, its a big red flag that she's unstable (all things being equal).

Usually, she'll let you know that she just bought a new perfume because its a big deal to them.

It's like a woman getting a new hair style.

[futuredwight]

edit: response to dirajio.

Wow that is dead on.

I didn't really think about it before, but my lady friend has been talking about getting a new hair style for MONTHS.

[DaBestSpoona]

dolly wears this, that filthy harlot

my wife wears that and happy.

[marie]

I change with the seasons..

[malaesthetique]

where 2 cop?

[homi29]

my wife wears that and happy.

has she been to Japan?

Is she fucking rajio??