How often do you masturbate?

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

my wife has absolutely no idea how to suck cock

i once called her a cocksucker,but i quickly retracted that statement,as it does a great diservice to all the great cocksuckers around the world

[MiniW]

while we are on the subject, can you ^^ get a new avatar, pretty please?

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

while we are on the subject, can you ^^ get a new avatar, pretty please?

it will cost u

[MiniW]

nevermind then

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

just changed my avatar.Is this any better?

[pourhomme]

everyday, literally.

[hamburglar]

Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out. This also works with hot water bottles.

Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt. Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready. Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow. Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.

Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.

[camc]

once got a smoker with so much teeth that i had a red raw doodle for about a week. glad i stopped her when i did or it couldve been a whole lot worse. pretty much had to pull her off.. never met a girl so keen.. pity bout her skills.

[hamburglar]

if she smokes she pokes

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