Balla powder

[sybaritical]

I just saw this and spat my food everywhere.

[jimmyc]

[mspark]

Product Description

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

[sybaritical]

Now we know the secret.

Their spot is blown.

[Cordwinder]

http://www.ballapowder.com/

[lestat]

13 bucks for scented baby powder...

[mike lowrey]

40 of 44 people found the following review helpful:

I Have A Ball With This Stuff, April 18, 2007

By Stanley Runk "Runkdapunk" (Camp North Pines) - See all my reviews

I tell ya folks, my scrotum has never smelled so good. I think we can all agree that nothing's worse than a wet, smelly, grimy sack. My wife's always telling me that one whiff of the foul thing could knock the Terminator off of a manure truck. Well, thanks to this Balla stuff, I've got my act together. I just dump on a nice, heapin' helping and work it into a nice paste, and I'm as clean and soft as a spring breeze. The wife digs it too. Sometimes I plop my ol' fella onto the dining room table just to freshen the room up a bit. A great investment, I highly recommend buying it. You'd have to be NUTS not to.

[redshirt]

40 of 44 people found the following review helpful:

I Have A Ball With This Stuff, April 18, 2007

By Stanley Runk "Runkdapunk" (Camp North Pines) - See all my reviews

I tell ya folks, my scrotum has never smelled so good. I think we can all agree that nothing's worse than a wet, smelly, grimy sack. My wife's always telling me that one whiff of the foul thing could knock the Terminator off of a manure truck. Well, thanks to this Balla stuff, I've got my act together. I just dump on a nice, heapin' helping and work it into a nice paste, and I'm as clean and soft as a spring breeze. The wife digs it too. Sometimes I plop my ol' fella onto the dining room table just to freshen the room up a bit. A great investment, I highly recommend buying it. You'd have to be NUTS not to.

lulz specially at the dining room table part.

ahahaha!

[mrchariybrown]

wow and they come in different smells

[Guest Phrost]

i don't think jimmy is ballin in this pic...

you know this one is itchin for a scratch

[playdisonlyatnight]

this has got to be a joke

[MonkeyFresh]

40 of 44 people found the following review helpful:

I Have A Ball With This Stuff, April 18, 2007

By Stanley Runk "Runkdapunk" (Camp North Pines) - See all my reviews

I tell ya folks, my scrotum has never smelled so good. I think we can all agree that nothing's worse than a wet, smelly, grimy sack. My wife's always telling me that one whiff of the foul thing could knock the Terminator off of a manure truck. Well, thanks to this Balla stuff, I've got my act together. I just dump on a nice, heapin' helping and work it into a nice paste, and I'm as clean and soft as a spring breeze. The wife digs it too. Sometimes I plop my ol' fella onto the dining room table just to freshen the room up a bit. A great investment, I highly recommend buying it. You'd have to be NUTS not to.

ROFL LMAO jesus christ man im dying in my office right now... hahaha

"I just dump on a nice, heapin' helping and work it into a nice paste"

I lol'ed the most at that haha