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h&m, old navy/banana/gap, club monaco, even hot topic if that's your steez

you know sometimes you're forced to go to the mall and so you walk into gap and you walk around aimlessly until you spot a black turtleneck from afar and you go over and you just put your hand on it and it surprisingly feels nice and so you pick it up and you examine it and its lookin pretty good and then you check the pricetag and its like $20 and they have plenty of sizes so you take one xs and one s to the dressing room and the dressing rooms are fucking empty cause its gap so you walk right in and you check yourself out in the mirror and youre like damn i look good and then you try on the xs first and it fits like a fucking charm and there you are looking at yourself in the mirror with the biggest fucking smile on your face because you are lookin fine in a $20 turtleneck and so you go ahead and buy it and your friend/relative is surprised because you seem to be enjoying yourself at the mall and then you go to the food court and you eat sarku...yea man this is what this thread is all about.

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you changed the topic and I'm confused

Yo this one time I'm struttin in my 79.7% white populated town, gettin' my swag x swag on. Friend was like fuqq is this music playing. I'm like shut up. Dat b my 'pod crankin up decibels and dem's my theme song.

So he was sayin I gotta buy dis here macbook air shit. And I'm thinkin dis house dothead is stupid as hell, but ok. we hit up that joint bam with the sterile layout bam with the awkward SAs

and I'm starin at the food court thinkin dat Sabaro looks MIGHTY HEALTHY

mmm just look at dis motherfucker

cheese pepperoni

fuck dis apple bullshit, i need real meal

yung jizzzzzzzzza for pizzzaaaa

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everyone knows that the only store in teh mall worth buying clothes at is sears (0). kinda off topic, but why cant there be any hat stores, mall or other wise, that dont only sell baseball caps, those are for suckers, and i aint no sucker.

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target is sometimes on point with cheap buttondowns. mossimo is that dude.

i went to old navy today on a lunch break and saw those old navy linens, let me tell you something... theyre not bad at all. todd oldham really is doing some proper shit for them. the cut isnt slim, per se, but size down one and you are in it to win it. i didnt buy any because THEY WERE OUT OF THE NICE PASTEL COLORS I WANT but still. worth it. no joke. especially for sweaty-ass summer beater status.

also, today i bought some 39.99 red suede desert boots from bananananana republic. i think the same ones servo bought? these shits are NOICE. NOIIIICCEEE. i am not funnin. especially at that price.

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also, today i bought some 39.99 red suede desert boots from bananananana republic. i think the same ones servo bought? these shits are NOICE. NOIIIICCEEE. i am not funnin. especially at that price.

oh fuckkk, that is a gud price. i was looking at them earlier this year thinkin ''can i pull off these dandy ass keebler elf lookin joints?"...but for thirtynineninetynine, wuttttttttttttttt!?!

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oh fuckkk, that is a gud price. i was looking at them earlier this year thinkin ''can i pull off these dandy ass keebler elf lookin joints?"...but for thirtynineninetynine, wuttttttttttttttt!?!

hell yeah.

and yo, with grey jeanz? murderous. my summer just officially started.

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