This gets its own thread.

[broneck]

rmN83cYAhhc

Verne Troyer sex tape is on the cusp of being fully leaked.

God help us all.

[midnight]

Didn't realize a little person like him could even have sex. Always thought it was just 2 finger jackin for life. Sounds like being a midget isn't all that terrible. I guess he wasn't kidding in austin powers about the kick stand. Still isn't as cool as the midget in "in bruges" though...

[please underestimate]

how did this work?

[kickeye]

Didn't realize a little person like him could even have sex. Always thought it was just 2 finger jackin for life. Sounds like being a midget isn't all that terrible. I guess he wasn't kidding in austin powers about the kick stand. Still isn't as cool as the midget in "in bruges" though...

word. some bird

once told me midgets get mad pussy, whenever ther out, bitches all over them (0). something bout ther dicks being normal size but body real small so it makes them look/feel well endowed.no homo.

[enatoka]

jesus fucking christ no

[↓ Is The New ↑]

Clopek, you ARE the mayne.

Or AMIWRONG?

[16steps]

im really debating whether or not im gonna watch this. My natural instinct would be to throw up, but the optimist in me says itll make for a unique experience

[dismalfuture]

word. some bird

once told me midgets get mad pussy, whenever ther out, bitches all over them (0). something bout ther dicks being normal size but body real small so it makes them look/feel well endowed.no homo.

If that was so, wouldn't they get a stiffy then when all the blood rushes down there, pass out?

[NESK]

i had to carry this dude up the steps at my work once. it was a top 5 moment of my life. he came back out on his bodygaurds shoulders and smoked a cigar whilst perched atop this burly gentleman. then he went back in and had dessert.

[salaryman]

On Friday, a federal judge granted a temporary restraining order requested by Troyer's attorneys that prevents porn distributors from taking orders for the full-length video and prevents TMZ from broadcasting any more clips.

The celebrity Web site posted the short segment on its site Wednesday; Troyer sued the site and porn distributors Thursday for $20 million in damages.

U.S. District Judge Philip Gutierrez wrote that Troyer's motion "demonstrated that he will suffer irreparable harm to his reputation" if the tape is distributed. It barred further broadcasting of the tape, which Troyer's attorney, Tracy Rane, interpreted as meaning that TMZ has to remove the video from its site.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/27/troyer.lawsuit/index.html