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DEAR SIR,

IT IS WITH A REAL PLEASURE THAT I CONTACT YOU IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU SHARE AN OPPORTUNITY OF BUSINESSES AND FOR WHICH I SEEK A SERIOUS PARTNERHIP WITH YOU.

I AM PRINCE HASSAN ALIDU(SON), OF LATE FATHER CHIEF DANTA ALIDU(FATHER). I AM FROM A TOWN CALLED TAKWA WHICH IS THE REGION OR LAND WHERE GOLD IS MINED AND DIAMOND IN GHANA.I AM 26 YEARS OLD AND SUPPOSED TO TAKE OVER MY LATE FATHER'S POSITION AS OUR TRADITIONAL INHERITAGE, BUT DUE TO MY AGE THE ELDERS OF OUR VILLAGE DISAGREE AND INSTALLED A TEMPORARY CHIEF UNTIL I HAVE REACH THE AGE OF 40 YEARS. THE LOYALTY OF MY FATHER FROM THE GOLD MINES AS ALLOCATION REMAIN INTACH (KAAS MINING) AND NOW I HAVE 350 KILOS OF GOLD DUST AVAILABLE WITH DETAILS BELOW:

* ORIGIN: GHANA

* QUANTITY: 350 KILOGRAMMES

* QUALITY: 23.72 CARATS

* NATURE: ALLUVIAL GOLD DUST

* RATE OF PURITY: 98.88%

* PRICE:$10,500 USD PER KILOGRAM

BEING AS A YOUNG MAN,AND THE ONLY SON OF CHIEF DANTA ALIDU,I WANT YOU TO ARRANGE BUYERS OR A BUYER WHO CAN BE ABLE TO PURCHASE THE ABOVE MENTIONED GOLD DUST AT THE STATED RATE MENTIONED ABOVE, AS I WILL COMPENSATE YOU WITH 12% COMMISSION OF THE SALES.

IN GHANA HERE THERE ARE PROCEDURES WHEREBY THE GOVERNMENT WANT ALL THE INDIGENS OF TAKWA TO SUBMIT THEIR GOLD DUST TO THEM SO THAT THEY CAN SELL WITH PMMC PROCEDURES BUT WE HAVE DONE THAT SEVERAL TIMES AND TILL NOW WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED UP TO 50% OF OUR TOTAL SALES FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT PURCHASE

PRICE IS $7,100 USD PER ONE KILO AND AT THE END OF THE DAY WE SHALL PUT

PRESSURE ON THEM TO PAY US OUR MONEY AND IT TAKES LONG TO RECEIVE EVEN 50% APPROXIMATE FROM THE TOTAL SALES.

WE HAVE BEEN EXHAUSTED WITH THE GOVERNMENT PROCEDURES AND WE WANT A LINK TO SELL DIRECTLY TO OVERSEAS.DO CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW: [email protected]

THANKS AND WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU,

PRINCE HASSAN ALIDU

ACCRA, GHANA.

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[ken shinoda]

FROM MR.JAMES KONDE

BILL & EXCHANGE MANAGER,

BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)

DEAR FRIEND

FIRST OF ALL, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENT IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. HOWEVER AFTER SERIES OF PETITION WAS RECEIVED BY THIS PRESENT REGIME FROM FOREIGN CONTRACTORS AND INABILITY OF THE BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) TO FULFIL THEIR OBLIGATION FOR THE PAYMENT TO ITS FOREIGN CREDITORS, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE COUNCIL OF MINISTERS, THEY MANDATED US TO CARRY OUT A CAREFUL AND COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF ALL OVERDUE PAYMENTS TO FOREGN CONTRACTORS AND TO EFFECT PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY.

DURING THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROCESS, WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US8.2M(EIGHT MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRED FAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH. I WANT YOU TO VISIT THE WEBSITE BELOW FOR MOREINFORMATION:

www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list

SINCE WE GOT THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEING EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.

IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DONT WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK

TREASURY AS UNCLAIM BILL.

I AGREE THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME, THEN 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES INCURE DURING THE TRANSACTION AND 5% FOR CHARITY ORGANIZATION(MOTHERLESS BABY HOME)IN BURKINA FASO.

THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED.THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNITCATION AND LOCATION WHEREIN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH/ FREE RISK AND THIS TRANSACTION WILL ONLY TAKE US 9BANKING DAYS. I KNOW WHAT TO DO AND MOVE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY AND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENT HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER SO THAT I WILL SEND YOU THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION FORM TO APPLY TO THE BANK AND THE DATA INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED CUSTOMER.

E-MAIL CONTACT: [email protected]

MR.JAMES KONDE

BILL & EXCHANGE MANAGER,

BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)

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FROM THE DESK OF MR.MOHAMED KABORE

AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING

SECTION OF BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).

OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO

WEST AFRICA

Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Mohamed Kabore the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Bank of Africa (BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West-Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to our deceased customer who died with his entire family in a plane crash. The fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

For more information about the crash you can visit this site:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

The said amount was U.S $12.5M (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through yahoo search on foreign business relations here in Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso. Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the business associate and bonafide next of kin to the deceased, to get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives, and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant (A Banker), we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification, while 60% will be for me. Please, you have been advised to keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal. I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.

I will be expecting to hear soonest.

Have a nice day

Mr Mohamed Kabore

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FROM THE DESK OF MR.MOHAMED KABORE

AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING

SECTION OF BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).

OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO

WEST AFRICA

Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Mohamed Kabore the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Bank of Africa (BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West-Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to our deceased customer who died with his entire family in a plane crash. The fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

For more information about the crash you can visit this site:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

The said amount was U.S $12.5M (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through yahoo search on foreign business relations here in Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso. Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the business associate and bonafide next of kin to the deceased, to get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives, and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant (A Banker), we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification, while 60% will be for me. Please, you have been advised to keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal. I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.

I will be expecting to hear soonest.

Have a nice day

Mr Mohamed Kabore

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Dear Friend,

My name is Mrs. Felicia Morgan I am a dying woman who have decided to donate

what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for

cancer for

about 2 years ago.I have been touched by God to donate from what I have

inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God. I have

asked God

to forgive me and believe he has because He is a merciful God.I will

be going in

for an operation later today.I decided to WILL/donate the sum of (five.five

million dollars.)to you for the good work of the lord,and also to help the

motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the

widows. At the

moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my

relatives (They had squandered the funds i gave them for this purpose

before)are

around me and my health status.

I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware.I wish you all the best and may

the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always

extend the good work to others.Contact my lawyer with this : Name: Barrister

William Francis. Tel:+447011132753

[email protected]

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