If you could be any animal,

[midnight]

what would you be???????

Definitely would hop on that cheetah shit. They're like the fucking mafia of the animal kingdom. No animal is too big for them to try to eat. Definitely think it would be sick to be a shark and just swim up by the beach everyday to freak people the fuck out. But really, what would you be?

[ProfMonnitoff]

the best animal

[bouwnt]

[ProfMonnitoff]

second favorite is probably the ice dog

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[edmond]

id prolly be a dog and fuck any bitch i want

[branespload]

demonito should be a cow so he could kill himself, reincarnate as edmond then cop some leather goods made from his past-life hide.

also, I read someplace that pandas are like God's mistakes-- they're going extinct for a reason. They live in the mountains where bamboo hardly grows, but they eat predominately bamboo.. and they can only mate on one day a year? or something like that? I also read that they're only being kept as an endangered species because they're cute and cuddly. Also, when I went to the San Diego zoo, the panda cub there would eat with its back to the audience. nigga FUCK pandaz.

[timber]

I'd be a crow so I could go swooping some innocent girl every morning.

[evisu 2000]

a halfsharkalligatorhalfman

[DüM]

[m1sterko]

a halfsharkalligatorhalfman

[mrip]

id be diamonds

[edmond]

id be diamonds

yeah yeah yeah i want to be diamonds too

[jimmyc]

id prolly be a dog and fuck any bitch i want

I don't know Ed. I kinda picture you as one of these.

[edmond]

ohh come on jimmy.. can i be something more fierce? a little more like err a pittbull or something?

[Wesley Pipes]

I would hop on that liger tip

[willy cheesesteak]

i'd be a seagull, straight shittin on niggas and grabbing up their food on the boardwalk.

[branespload]

[jcotteri]

^hahah

id be a peregrine falcon niggs been clocked at over 500km

that or the Treponema pallidum spirochetes hahahha

[headcoat]

what would you be???????

Definitely would hop on that cheetah shit. They're like the fucking mafia of the animal kingdom. No animal is too big for them to try to eat. Definitely think it would be sick to be a shark and just swim up by the beach everyday to freak people the fuck out. But really, what would you be?

Do you know anything about cheetahs? Theyre the pussies of the African savannah, they get their kills stolen from them all the time by dogs, leopards, hyenas and lions. The ultimate bitch of the plains. They make good pets though.

And edmond would be more like this :

[edmond]

haha i sense some jealousy here eh? stop being green cause just dont have my greens( cash ) hwahwahwa

[hellogoodbye]

edmond grew out a moustache????? oh wait....

that seal really looks like u tho no hate/jealous, just hang some leather accessories off it n nobody would be able to tell the difference

[bouwnt]

a halfsharkalligatorhalfman

+halfamazing

nasty scat collector. broken heart donor.

[edmond]

well again i sense both on your post haahhaah no worries

[drewtetz]

i have a friend who was asked this question at a job interview. seriously.

i don't remember her answer, but it was nowhere near as awesome as any of these.

i'm definitely going for a giant squid, because anything with tentacles gets with japanese girls all goddamn day.

[edmond]

and yeah headcoat why do you hate me so much eh? just a q. no hate just wanna know can we be friends from now on? i can share my fats with you and ill scrub my pits i promise!

[lil brown brother]

u so cute eddie

[edmond]

well thank you saahhrr! ill try to trim my moustache

[edmond]

be needing pliers for it though

[lil brown brother]

imagine all those fin fades

[edmond]

yes yes the honey combs will be all over me.. wow ill beat them kids with mad stackzzzzzz