fantasy fights.

[Guest jmatsu]

put me up against agentJ, i wanna punch that shard-born idiot in the throat

damn ichigo! all this time i thought you was just some anime/nintendo negro. you got some hood nigga in you after all!!!

[Ichigo100%]

I just cant stand the guy, his presence just annoys me.. He's like a fatty log that's hard to flush down..

[DrMoBueno]

chris vs. still. who has the ultimate limpwrist?quote]

if this was winner gets stylezeitgeist, this could be a bloodbath.

[Guest jmatsu]

Yeah but mil would rock out his Airsoft shit, play all tactical and shit... he be sniping edmond for a while before edmond could find him, mil is skinny, so he would be nimble, but he's also 6 foot 4 or some shit, so he no good at hiding... when he is within edmonds reach though it be all over, he would fist mil down

i like both of them, but i still give it to edmond.

mil would use his airsoft shit? you think that would break through edmond's body massthickness? let alone his billion dollar denim collection?

[broneck]

mizanation vs. ichigo100%

or

rome1 vs. ichigo100%

or

kunk vs. ichigo100%

[Guest jmatsu]

yo kiya vs. edmond. that would be a fight! kiya probably can fight with his yoyo like that one character in that one video game or like that one bitch in sukeban dekka, but edmond probably got the crazy bear hug. literal kung fu grip.

posses involved? kiya and the self edge crew vs. edmond and the triad death squad...or it would be kiya's filipinos against ed's filipinos.

[jimmyc]

Cloneck vs Halifamous.

Only real difference Halifamous' height vs. Clopek's superior neck strength. Hmm tough one, they are so similar, it'd probably end up even stevens.

I'd pay big money to see these 2 sissy's go at it.

no homo

[DrMoBueno]

yo kiya vs. edmond. that would be a fight! kiya probably can fight with his yoyo like that one character in that one video game or like that one bitch in sukeban dekka, but edmond probably got the crazy bear hug. literal kung fu grip.

posses involved? kiya and the self edge crew vs. edmond and the triad death squad...or it would be kiya's filipinos against ed's filipinos.

if the fight's in selfedge, kiya. edmond would be distracted by all the denimz.

[evisu 2000]

fndmybetterhalf vs fadetoblack

one's crazy because he's korean and the other is crazy because he's crazy fi real

no shoju allowed

[Guest jmatsu]

if the fight's in selfedge, kiya. edmond would be distracted by all the denimz.

haha true.

[Guest jmatsu]

fndmybetterhalf vs fadetoblack

one's crazy because he's korean and the other is crazy because he's crazy fi real

no shoju allowed

that would be sooo great. both seem pretty hood.

[Guest jmatsu]

stuntastic vs. famous.

[st_]

jmat v datasupa.

them big ass, blocky shoulders v 6ths power.

jmat wins easy with a single shotput slam to the face.

[DrMoBueno]

hedior v the blinding

celebrity judges: the grapist and pete doherty

[st_]

stuntastic vs. famous.

good matchup, this would be a real bitchfest. chubby v scrawny, they'd roll around the floor and just end up with some scratches and shit. famous would probably end up cryin and shit too, and get his moms to call up stuntastics.

[Guest jmatsu]

good matchup, this would be a real bitchfest. chubby v scrawny, they'd roll around the floor and just end up with some scratches and shit. famous would probably end up cryin and shit too, and get his moms to call up stuntastics.

ha!

yo bizzy vs. tg??

bizzy got aeon flux (cartoon not movie) like proportions...probably very agile, but tg grew up with the maori (so she know how to stick her tongue out and coconut-fight).

who would die?

[salaryman]

ha!

yo bizzy vs. tg??

bizzy got aeon flux (cartoon not movie) like proportions...probably very agile, but tg grew up with the maori (so she know how to stick her tongue out and coconut-fight).

who would die?

I kinda think Bizzy would take this, pretty sure she has supernatural powers we don't know about.

[DrMoBueno]

ha!

yo bizzy vs. tg??

bizzy got aeon flux (cartoon not movie) like proportions...probably very agile, but tg grew up with the maori (so she know how to stick her tongue out and coconut-fight).

who would die?

i'd say tg, but hap could come out from behind some tree with a folding chair.

[kunk75]

just noticed this thread and slept on it all day but i actually hate to fight. i've only had like 7 or 8 real fights in my life and i never instigated one of them. i'm the type to try to squash stuff and after like the second try, i'll headbutt someone, grapple and fuck them up.

i'd only be scared to rip or get stuff on my clothes. that would fuck me up.

pick your contenders, the winner and explain why.

knucks vs. klunk.

go with klunk cause he from new york and he probably wouldn't be as scared to get fucked up cause he seem rich and probably has good insurance. plus klunk look more menacing and can never find his shoe size (nigga got nothing to live for).

[dunkin deeznuts]

handicap streetwear match

78 vs. termitzee

soundbomber vs papoose....

skinny asians battle royale

sidney lo vs rirawan vs whizkit vs tweedlesinpink vs corned beef vs alot more

pothead whiteys

cheep vs .dino might

battle of the hair

joey formal vs keagan

winner fights jesus aka seenmy

[st_]

i've only had like 7 or 8 real fights in my life and i never instigated one of them.

i thought you tracked down and beat down some kid that bullied you in highschool or something.

clopek, not even if you get in super-neck-smash headbutt special move?

[dunkin deeznuts]

tasty asian girl fight

whitney vs. soepom

canice come in half way and uses a chair on both of them :eek:

[Halifamous]

I'd pay big money to see these 2 sissy's go at it.

no homo

Man, I may be a sissy, but i've seen Clopek throw a guy down a set of stairs before.

Nigga be wil'in out nadadamean?

[dunkin deeznuts]

graphics / design king match

ordo vs begs

[DrMoBueno]

tasty asian girl fight

whitney vs. soepom

canice come in half way and uses a chair on both of them :eek:

i see these two running up a lot of trees, throwing hundreds of blows with none landing.

great scenery, though.

[Guest jmatsu]

hap vs. the minya.

like tg, hap grew up with maoris too. he eats fire, but his daily pattern is easy to read.

minya on the other hand can cast lightning bolts and has got eye ray lazers...nigga probably wouldn't even show up though. thus forfeit.

[kunk75]

that was a mission, not a fight. yeas, if you add those 4 dudes that's 12.

i used to weight like 280 so people like to fuck with big guys so they have a story to tell their friends.

i thought you tracked down and beat down some kid that bullied you in highschool or something.

clopek, not even if you get in super-neck-smash headbutt special move?

[dunkin deeznuts]

i see these two running up a lot of trees, throwing hundreds of blows with none landing.

great scenery, though.

haha123333333

[kunk75]

hancock or ten man cum slam 3?

[Guest jmatsu]

nah nevermind. i think there was already some marvel comic release of spiderman vs. the juggernaut. or was it the hulk??