customs smuggling

[doczein]

anybody have any experiences with smuggling contraband across customs? i'm contemplating bringing back a box of cohibas from s.e. asia... not sure how well it will go through at kennedy airport. but i've smuggled ∞ pirated dvds and cds, a modded ps2, and a car stereo system before and got through customs by simply not declaring anything at all. i get nervous like shit every time. not sure why but i'm a bit skeptical about bringing back a box of cigars that plainly says "made in cuba" on it. insights? suggestions?

[Guest chemi]

you could always just unband the cigars and put them in a new box. that or just risk having them shred your cigars in front of you.

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bringing cuban cigars into US borders ain't shit. no hate but its very simple...either do as what chemi said, or you can even order cigars delivered to the US from a foreign source (usually Geneva or Hong Kong). PM me if you need a link.

[Pandemonium]

how the hell are they supposed to tell if it's a modded ps2?

[adidassler]

dont declare anything and just walk right by.

works every time

[cyberPUNK]

try shoving the box in your ass.

[diewhitegirls]

try shoving the box in your ass.

That's a good idea. It might also help you get through customs.

Wait, what.

[weidna]

on a sort of related note, anyone ever "traffic" some contraband through airports domestically or internationally? my friend taped a quarter of chronic to his inner though when we went to aruba over spring break in high school and got away with it easy. im thinking about strapping an 1/8 of high quality mushrooms to my nutsatch for my trip to nyc...

[BodiesOfLight]

on a sort of related note, anyone ever "traffic" some contraband through airports domestically or internationally? my friend taped a quarter of chronic to his inner though when we went to aruba over spring break in high school and got away with it easy. im thinking about strapping an 1/8 of high quality mushrooms to my nutsatch for my trip to nyc...

Naw. You gotta tape that shit under your ball sack to be sure not to get caught.

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and you gotta be real stupid to do it in the first place...

[cinderella]

I'd say to just declare them. As long as you're legally within your limit they have no real reason to search you and if they do I doubt you'd get a fine, they'll take them away.

The unbanding idea is good, or buy shitty-ass cigars and switch wrappers and box.

[DüM]

I'd say to just declare them. As long as you're legally within your limit they have no real reason to search you and if they do I doubt you'd get a fine, they'll take them away.

The unbanding idea is good, or buy shitty-ass cigars and switch wrappers and box.

they're cuban cigars, we're not allowed to have those.

[mr fluffernutter]

not fo dems at TO person, get yo head strait

[DüM]

I said we as in americans, you are a they.

[Guest seesolo]

YO, ivve done it firsthand, i brought in 2 boxes plus 1 carton of cohiba cigs and i got through, i checked it in though, i also broght back 3 retractable nightsticks, but when i landed my luggae lock was broken and apparently, they check, but i wonder why they didnt touch the items, this was summer of 07

[Guest seesolo]

who want to bring bud into china, its fucking easy, everytime i go i bring an ounce, don check it in though, i put it in my right pocket, ive done this 8 times, shanghai airport is fucking easy, its easier then crossing into mexico, i dont know about this summer though, they might be tougher

[BodiesOfLight]

I read the title of this thread as "costume smugging" at first. Then I was disappointed.

[mr fluffernutter]

I said we as in americans, you are a they.

person, stfu

[cinderella]

they're cuban cigars' date=' we're not allowed to have those.[/quote']

I know that. Im not sure if customs procedure is the same in Canada as in the USA but here if I bring back alcohol or whatever, I just declare "1.4 L of alcohol" on my form, or "1 carton cigarettes"... they dont check to see what kind. This is till probably not the greatest idea haha but it would probably get you into the least trouble if you got caught

EDIT: I just read above and i remembered that they search pretty much everyone's luggage. Nevermind my idea then, they'll know you have them anyway.

[mr fluffernutter]

insert cigar into rectum

[LeatherSeatBelt]

on a sort of related note, anyone ever "traffic" some contraband through airports domestically or internationally? my friend taped a quarter of chronic to his inner though when we went to aruba over spring break in high school and got away with it easy. im thinking about strapping an 1/8 of high quality mushrooms to my nutsatch for my trip to nyc...

lol. your fucked on so many levels if you pass by a k9 unit.

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insert cigar into rectum

mmmm.

what?

[jcotteri]

just shelf it, thats how you should solve all of your problems

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"oh the burn"

[Leonard Leroy]

wait cuban cigars are contraband? My dad's latest findings while working on the NYC subway were a box of cuban cigars and an HTC touch,

[culture]

just throw them in your bag and say nothing. if you get busted (yo wont), theyll take them and thats it.