To anyone that has ever uttered "i just threwup a little in my mouth"

[youreit]

FUCK YOU. i cant stand you people and that fucking statement. oh, so you threw up a little in your mouth did you? really? lets see it then.

oh its not there? well here, let me slap you in the fucking face then for being a liar and saying some gay shit like that.

[Hella Hyphy]

u mad

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[dnarnya]

yeah i hate this saying

[Guest]

this thread sucks

[xcoldricex]

just punch them in the stomach.

[datasupa]

i just threw up a little in your mom's mouth

[evisu 2000]

i only say it on the internet.

[mr fluffernutter]

i pooped in your moms butt

[mr fluffernutter]

then she pooped it back into mine

[mr fluffernutter]

i pooped it back into hers

[mr fluffernutter]

back and forth..

[mr fluffernutter]

...back and forth...

[mr fluffernutter]

...forever.

[datasupa]

i urinated into your dad's urethra

[branespload]

))<>((

forever.

[skistar]

ya man, shut up.

i'll say what i want.

[sycamore no more]

me and you, and everrrrrryone we know.

[Guest hossoso]

About 10 years ago (I was 17 at the time of this interaction) I met a women who babysat me when I was between 6 months and 2 years old. After a few minutes of awkward small talk she suddenly blurted out that on more than one occassion I had thrown up into her mouth and that she hadn't minded the taste. In fact, she divulged, she thought it was delicious. This made me a little uncomfortable and I hoped that it was just a good joke with deadpan delivery but then she went on to tell me that after her initial experience with me and my Zagat's four-star puke she had allowed (?!-circumstances are suspect to say the least) other babies to vomit into her mouth. I was too stunned to think fast enough to turn what was already a memorable conversation into a truly epic one but I was just a dumb teenager. In hindsight, I should have puked in her mouth again or at least given her my phone number.

[mr fluffernutter]

About 10 years ago (I was 17 at the time of this interaction) I met a women who babysat me when I was between 6 months and 2 years old. After a few minutes of awkward small talk she suddenly blurted out that on more than one occassion I had thrown up into her mouth and that she hadn't minded the taste. In fact, she divulged, she thought it was delicious. This made me a little uncomfortable and I hoped that it was just a good joke with deadpan delivery but then she went on to tell me that after her initial experience with me and my Zagat's four-star puke she had allowed (?!-circumstances are suspect to say the least) other babies to vomit into her mouth. I was too stunned to think fast enough to turn what was already a memorable conversation into a truly epic one but I was just a dumb teenager. In hindsight, I should have puked in her mouth again or at least given her my phone number.

wow... gross.

[geekbonchic]

About 10 years ago (I was 17 at the time of this interaction) I met a women who babysat me when I was between 6 months and 2 years old. After a few minutes of awkward small talk she suddenly blurted out that on more than one occassion I had thrown up into her mouth and that she hadn't minded the taste. In fact, she divulged, she thought it was delicious. This made me a little uncomfortable and I hoped that it was just a good joke with deadpan delivery but then she went on to tell me that after her initial experience with me and my Zagat's four-star puke she had allowed (?!-circumstances are suspect to say the least) other babies to vomit into her mouth. I was too stunned to think fast enough to turn what was already a memorable conversation into a truly epic one but I was just a dumb teenager. In hindsight, I should have puked in her mouth again or at least given her my phone number.

"What do you call your act?"

"The Aristocrats!"

[keagan]

fucking awesome story.

[newaesthetic]

Wow... most of the new registrations are for supleme or apc threads. This dude joined to share the story of the baby-puke-loving-babysitter.

Sufu is far more diverse than I want to give it credit for.

[keagan]

it was a fucking awesome story.

[Guest hossoso]

"What do you call your act?"

"The Aristocrats!"

No, anybody who can tell the Aristocrats half competently will beat that story. The only thing I walked away from the conversation with was the seed for an aggressive form of apathy, I have trouble even laughing about our little heart-to-heart (there must be a more fitting euphemism) anymore. But I do wonder if any of those other babies could regurgitate anything as delictable as I could.

[broneck]

No, anybody who can tell the Aristocrats half competently will beat that story. The only thing I walked away from the conversation with was the seed for an aggressive form of apathy, I have trouble even laughing about our little heart-to-heart (there must be a more fitting euphemism) anymore. But I do wonder if any of those other babies could regurgitate anything as delictable as I could.

when i heard this story i threw up in my mouth a little bit

[projectdenim]

+rep for that story. I gave him his second bar.

[GayDream8==D~]

i just threwup a little in my mouth after i read the first post

[Guest '___________________']

i just threwup a little in my mouth after i read the first post

Niggarachi, is this what passes off as funny now?

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[onemancult]

i really think this guy is a failure for not cementing some sort of bond with this woman and asking her if she'd be interested in tasting his vomit again.... you missed the boat.

[5tranger]

some people like to kiss

some people like to hug

some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup

some people say I love you

some even shout it out

some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouth