Do you let Fortune use the toilet/airplane/jeans/internets

[Charlie Delta]

fortune was on the internets this past weekend and one of his guests was this 400lb dude, he's his buddy's cousin and a really great guy. But then..... he saw him get up (he needs assistance) and walk toward the airplane. He was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK.

Usually when he has fat guests he went to the jeans and hide all the tp, then he'd tell them they can't go in there because he's out of servers. Couldn't think of an excuse at a party though .

I'm sorry that you didn't like what I did there, it actually wasn't even intended as a joke...

Friends?

[mellowbonsai]

[fortune]

touche, cotton, touche. well played. as for friends, we'll see.

[_ironman]

besides EG, who dares to not be cotton duck's friend?

[e0d9n0b5]

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