Can I Get Your Number, Slag?

[onemancult]

hallo slags, slugs, and slop-buckets

i woke up with morning sickness, pregnant with joy,

vomiting rainbows into the nether-regions of unborn babies

covered in marshmallow fluff

but, alas,

satan himself saw fit to ruin my day by killing my precious cell phone.

many dollars later, i have acquired a new phone, but am in need of

replenishing my stock of phone numbers.

if we've met in realityspace, as in, if i have tweaked your nipple, or

slept with your mom, or slept with you, or baked pies in your kitchen,

or slept on your couch, or told you you couldnt sleep on my couch,

or watched you make out with your mom, or baked pies in your mom's

womb, or gone skeet shooting with your dad, or skeeted on your dad...

pm me your digits.

if none of these apply, then refrain. unless you want me to do these

things to/with you.

thanks

[hollywood cole]

ayo first off b

[mrip]

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[hollywood cole]

damn

Mariah could get it

[useyourallusion]

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i clicked on this thread with the intention of posting this video

[junglejane]

I is pregnent with ur babby... does this count? I call u now for child suppourt?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

YO BRAD RENFROOS IZ B DED?! HE LYK POO MANZ RIVER FENIX< INNIT?

jj may ur furz child b a maskyulin child...and hav all fingerz and toez and big shlong and shit. MAZEL TOV!

[masuerte]

I is pregnent with ur babby... does this count? I call u now for child suppourt?

I would like to call this to attention... does having a (omcz luvchild) baby = allowance for bad grammar? I think only westside should get that privelage

[sleazie ninja number 47]

omc not only has grammar of engrish on lockdown mode, but id go as far as to say he is the poet laureate of sufu. (See buttery nipples post).

[onemancult]

I is pregnent with ur babby... does this count? I call u now for child suppourt?

raisons of prooving i made you preggernance:

nipple tweak

'bake pies' in ur 'kitchan'

sleeping witchu

yah it be count, but dun think i gon werk jus 4 u to mek munny off me.

i want visit rights to see mine babby. i dun wan him callin sum italino papa.

I would like to call this to attention... does having a (omcz luvchild) baby = allowance for bad grammar? I think only westside should get that privelage

considering the force with which i place my tallywhacker in bajingo, having my baby is allowance for bad grammar, losing 15 pounds, gaining 10 back, paralysis, anaphylactic shock, a distended womb, broken teeth, collapsed lungs, and irreparable psychological damage.

send me your phonez inform.

omc not only has grammar of engrish on lockdown mode, but id go as far as to say he is the poet laureate of sufu. (See buttery nipples post).

thanks. send me a text message that says that.

[several girls]

I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed. OMC I've got your number. I need to make you mine.

[onemancult]

i dunno who you are, but i like your avatar. im at work. send me a sex text.

[Charlie Delta]

Your phone died?

Be like Teh Cotton Duck, find a phone on the street 4 hours before your plane back to AMS leaves, then miss the plane and eat Chinese food ordered by Sineee Roooo's mom with Mr and Ms Self Edge.

Joy!

[several girls]

[onemancult]

Your phone died?

Be like Teh Cotton Duck, find a phone on the street 4 hours before your plane back to AMS leaves, then miss the plane and eat Chinese food ordered by Sineee Roooo's mom with Mr and Ms Self Edge.

Joy!

i hear you're applying for citizenship!

if you need someone to sponsor your candidacy, please do let me know.

i will certify that you disparaged the canadian flag, thus proving your americanicity!

[Charlie Delta]

Fuck that guitarplaying Bum and his fucking Backpacking Hostelroom overtaking antics...!

edit: oh and his flag, fuck his flag, fuck all flags!