The Sufu Year in Review, 2007

[dismalfuture]

This year,

-Many an e-peen was given a 6-block tip as a reward for posting fits of 'expensive lame basics'

-The epic saga of Westside, and his betrayal

-StuckonStupid and axtsang made off with your money and enjoyed themselves somewhere in Canada

-The less than epic rise and fall of DDML

-We accepted the fact that Singapore has the most photogenic food on earth and that soepom eats it all

-Internet B.Son hoody battle

-Many of you sprung into emergency mode in the new year when the arcuates and red tabs started disappearing, leading you to cop $2000 worth of dry denim you have no chance of fitting into when you go to wear them in 4 years

-more noobs beaten down by jmatsu

-we copped dem Lavinz. If you were of more limited means you copped dem Common Projectz

-Those last remaining Dunk SBs that we were kinda embarassed to have were sold off to the far reaches of the internet and replaced with W)Taps Vans Authentics

-5th Dimension streetwear wealthbeast vs. SZ wealthbeast fit battles

-+++Supreme.19cm-MIJ.Vans

-A great lyricist was in our midst:

Lookin down on the life of a great one/

lookin back of the life of the great one/

You mean D. West/

yeah she came through the light huh/

You mean yeah I’m talking about the right one/

She was an angel sent through heaven’s doors/

Now she gone and the world seem emptiar/

And bro I know I might be soundin crazy/

But I promise you I’ll never forget that lady/

She never ever met her but she changed me/

Listen to her speakin it fazed me/

How the mother could love so deeply/

How a teacher could ca-ca-care so greatly/

Now she gone and I’m wondering what to do/

Now she gone and her heart seem unfull/

Maybe I’m just wilin’ a little bit/

Or maybe she’s just smilin’ a little bit/

Lookin down through the gates of heavens doors/

Seeing what she done for the world and/

For the every one she’s ever met/

Everyone she’s ever truly blessed/

And she helped bring the world true love/

Never ever gonna forget Donda real love/

For the rest of our lives I promise you you heard it right

-djrajio accumulated a gaggle of haters, and inspired a spinoff character

-artificialsky won more threads

-we were introduced to a certain slightly overweight Japanese reproduction denim-loving Filipino-Chinese Nazi

-A number of females (countable on a single hand) became members, cheering us on in our tight French denim-wearing antics, and we dark-green tipped them in return, even though we secretly thought their outfits consisting of AA and sometimes shemaghs were pretty shitty.

-meetups killed superfuture

-cheep took some 0% loans from his brethren

-misterpretender and Hagbard C competed for the worst resellera ss nigga award

-I maintained my loyalty to superfuture by continuing to post despite being homeless in a third-world country for a month

-DUM was a bitch, we will never forget

-we saw keagan's ass and while it was a nice ass, we lost all respect for him

-Donda West kickflipped out of a coffin

add some more...

[Sayword]

Do we do the VH1 thing in here?

[Spaghettini]

fits finally posted by axis powers members

[homme.homme]

spin-off character??? i missed this.

-djrajio accumulated a gaggle of haters, and inspired a spinoff character.

[chromesquared]

^^^Me thinks TRouZa King Cobra or the other one, I forget the name.

Tried 2 REP, but I must spread it around.....

[whitney]

No new registrations.

[Spaghettini]

digital denim left

[dismalfuture]

only to return to resell some carpe diems...

[ddohnggo]

- dismalfuture made a great thread, got drunk a lot and fucked many bitches.

- robokop as a verb

- many members turning goth ninja. myself included.

[Uncanny]

depsite sufu's inherent hatred of hypebeast, the word "cop" continues to proliferate

Although it has since spawned the lesser known but much funnier, "kindergarden cop"

[dismalfuture]

-:icon_lol: innit

[ddohnggo]

context to the lyrics that dismal posted: edited out.

ultimate lulz.

[weirdnjfan1]

Dan pat stole our hearts.

I was just thinking that.

Also, the Fobby Girls, Cute Scene Chick, and Corny White Girls threads were merged into one massive superfap.

[Ahlvahroe]

the epic samurai contest, kinda fizzled, but inspired great fades.

2007 was teh definite year of the newb-tard.

everyone reminisced about the good ole days.

men wore heels

and we all lived happily ever after, i think

[ddohnggo]

- sycamore no more's shirtless pic in response to someone calling him a pussy. MUY THAI!

[Servo2000]

context to the lyrics that dismal posted: http://www.sendspace.com/file/zdq8hh

ultimate lulz.

The kid threatened legal action over that thread, that's why it got deleted, by the way. I figure it's far enough in the past that I can speak out about it now. If otherwise, the mods can feel free to delete this post.

[ddohnggo]

i changed it. i don't want anyone to get in trouble.

[Servo2000]

Oh, posting up the song and anything you want is fine I'm pretty sure. He just said that people in the thread were "harassing" him.

[domdomdomdom]

reputation is the old reach-around

[Servo2000]

What's the new reach-around?

[domdomdomdom]

you tell me

[mrpenguin354]

ay bay bay

let me smell yo dick.

[pwnzj00]

2007, the year of the Ronald McDonald slave child....

[branespload]

thanks

eric glennie

[Ahlvahroe]

the avatar switching thread, that lead to mass confusion and stuntastic doing some of the funniest edmond 'satire' id read, in that same thread.

[xcoldricex]

-designer breakfast cereals were released

-the revolutionary cluthing company started

-ordo's 1000th

[sidneylo]

bTSZe9RnH7s

[homme.homme]

ahhh..... BOOYAH!

....

[Tyler Durden]

booorrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnggggggggg....

[mellowbonsai]

many a meetup were had