JUST THIS MORNING...

[JUPAFETT]

EARLIER TO TODAY I WAS IN MIAMI FOR THIS KANYE MTV COLLAB EVENT THINGY. 600 HEADS. NO BIG DEAL. AT ABOUT 1 AM GUESS WHO OF ALL GOOFS GOES AND RUNS INTO ME...SUGE KNIGHT. HIS BIG ASS FOOT SCUFFS MY MINT CONDITION, SIGNED, BLACK/RED ICE CREAMS. [sIDENOTE: SIGNED BY CHAD NOT P.W. HE HATES FILIPINOS] I'D BEEN SAVING THE PAIR FOR NEARLY A YEAR NOW SCHEDULED FOR THE VERY EVENT. EVERYONE HERE KNOWS HOW THEY GO "GENIE SHOE" IN SEVERAL STRIDES SO ONE MUST CAREFULLY PLAN WHEN TO HAVE YOUR P.A. PULL THEM OUT OF COLD STORAGE.

ANYWAYS, KNIGHT'S SECURITY DETAIL OFFERS ME A BOTTLE OF GREY GOOSE AS SIGN OF GOOD FAITH. SINCE BEING THAT GREY GOOSE IS FOR PEASANTS I INSIST ON BELVEDERE. ANOTHER 10 MINUTES PASS AS THE NEWLY REPLACED BOTTLE IS DELIVERED. THAT'S A GRAND TOTAL OF 15 MINUTES SEPERATED FROM AN ALREADY COKED OUT READY TO BOUNCE OUT JESSICA ALBA. I MEAN SHEESH ALREADY...

I GO INTO A FIT, AS CANCERS TEND TO DO AND PULLED OUT MY .38 AND SHOOT AT SUGE. SIX TIMES. HOLLYHOOD STYLE. WELL BECAUSE...WE DO NOT PLAY. ANYWAYS, THE PLACE GOES APESHIT, DOGS, CHOPPERS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

WELL I'M BACK SAFE HERE IN LOS ANGELES AND JESS IS MAKING BREAKFAST BURRITOS SO I GOTTA GO. BUT IF ANYONE HERE KNOWS IF SUGE IS ALRIGHT, DROP A LINE. AND FAVOR ME THIS, IF ANYONE ASKS WHO THE TRIGGERMAN WAS JUST DON'T GO OFF SAYING IT WAS ME...THAT WOULD JUST BE STUPID.

THANKS.

JUPS

SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

Edited by JUPAFETT on Aug 29, 2005 at 12:19 PM

[Selegna]

P.W. HATES FILIPINOS! DUH..WHO DOES'NT?

SUGE WAS PRONOUNCED D.O.A..

ALBA'S PRINTS WERE FOUND ON THE WEAPON. THEY WERE HIDING AT HER PARENTS HOME IN RIALTO, CA. THE FUZZ KICKED THE DOOR IN WHILE SHE WAS SERVING CHORIZO AND EGGS TO MR.SINOOALENG (FETTS LAST NAME)

MURDER WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE THEM

THEY PLEAD GUILTY AND WILL BE STONED TO DEATH PUBLICLY AT THE STUSSY XXV PARTY THEY REQUESTED THAT BAM PLAY PLANET ROCK AS THEIR FINAL RESTING SONG.

POUR SOME OF YOUR 40 OUT FOR EM..

HOPE YOU GET IT LATER...

Edited by Selegna on Aug 28, 2005 at 01:57 PM

[ABELnyc]

JUPA:

best post since i been on SF.

'just remember all caps when you spell the man's name...'

~multiflavored RodLavers~

http://abelnyc.com

ALPHA/BRAVO/ECHO/LIMA

[frogeyes]

...you mean SUGE wasn't wearing rollerskates?

[frogeyes]

you black and was wearing a pink hoody?

[Denimheadcase]

Who's Jessica Alba?

[stickykrylon]

fucking hilarious!! LOL.

dig.