Scarlett Johansson makes me feel all warm inside

[Corbin Law]

Best movie ever for a nice quiet afternoon nap...

fixed it for you

[andewhall]

Thankyou for thread. Thankyou for funny story cult man one.

[keagan]

ome that was god like. You should write an erotic novel or something. Yeah?

Please do.

[1995chardx]

bangin' like a benzie..

mos def an ass worth licking...

Damn you JT for smashing this:mad:

[keagan]

I had no idea woman was so young, she was only 18 in lost in translation?????

owowwowowowowoww

[jayrock]

I'd eat a strawberry out of her ass.

[onemancult]

i wouldn't even need a strawberry.

[gimmegimme]

I don't know why I'm joining this conversation...I don't even like girls...but I still think she's hot...for a girl.

and one for the pedofiles (with jessieca biel)

[NESK]

i loved her until i heard she was doing a tom waits cover album. our engagement is on hiatus until i hear the results.

[Guest jmatsu]

congratulations lowery. probably one of your best threads.

[mr fluffernutter]

i think she's beautiful because she has such a unique look.

yeah

[keska]

jessica biel is hot scarlett is nott

[un-]

*co-signs premise of thread*

[axtsang]

While Dizon vs. Ozawa...

vs

?

+1 for Elisha Cuthbert

[jayrock]

Scarlett has those big beautiful eyes

+1 for Scarlett

[hewmiri]

no one beats Coco Rocha:

[englandmj7]

Scarlet is very pretty, but not in my top 10.

no one beats Coco Rocha:

You must be joking.

[andewhall]

Scarlett has massive bus hubs.

[thelion1856]

no one beats Coco Rocha:

did you use that face morphing transforming thing on her from dino's change your face thread?

[keagan]

I can't believe there is doubt.

Johansson is fucking cuteeeeeeeeeee You faggots.

[cultpop 0217]

scarlett is that kind of girl where you see her at the club and she's fucking hot and its ridiculous and you somehow work up the courage to talk to her and you get her home and you have the most amazing sex of your life, you're both totally synched together, all the nasty shit you think about doing but no other girl wanted to let you do, she does it, and you pass out and wake up the next day at 11am and she somehow managed to turn meager scraps of food in your dirty fridge into a delicious brunch and while you sit there eating in silence, looking at her, you realize that she is even better looking in daylight with her nipples peeking out through your white undershirt that she threw on and you stop and realize that maybe you should just propose to her on the spot.

so you do, and she says yes. she cleans your apartment up and moves in,

a few years later after travelling the world together you have a perfect little son and

you kinda get jealous when she's breastfeeding but its cool cuz thats your kid.

i can see this happening actually.

and thank you mike.

[sidneylo]

i wouldn't even need a strawberry.

Coming hard with the motif of the week son! (nomo)

[Icicle Cubicle]

hot who? huh hot? where hotness?

YY2ASaf1Ycs

kidding. shes the yum.

[Analog]

I like her well enough, but subtract her voice, her manner of speech... what are you left with?? Also, I think her tits are too big for her.

[Sayword]

But not for me

[sidneylo]

I like her well enough, but subtract her voice, her manner of speech... what are you left with?? Also, I think her tits are too big for her.

If they were smaller I'd probably be too busy stalking her than post on superfuture...

[FAM0US.]

She looks good, but...

I honestly don't think she is THAT hot.

[Sayword]

thats what makes her so hot

[breams]

I didn't like her til I read OMC's post.

[thelion1856]

the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever have? she loves how your obsessed with sufu and becomes a lurker here, thinking its cute that you "internet buddies" made an appreciation thread about her. She contacts samurai in japan and buys you their entire 07A/W collection sent to the pad. She starts wearing raw selvage herself. Her paparazzi pics of both of you show a clean cuffed selvage line with incredible stacking. "Us" magazine notices she wears the same jeans everyday and notices the slight changes in them while she has been dating you and does a 6 month comparison photo spread of the changes in her jeans. The magazine has no idea what brand of jeans she is wearing and makes an article about the actresses "mystery jeans".

As her obsession with japanese denim, sufu liked brands and you grows, you realize you are one lucky motherfucker just as you walk in the door she is laying on this couch waiting for you from your hard days work. So you snap this picture with the Canon EOS SLR she bought you because of the SLR thread on sufu....