stank pussies

[jeepster]

is that first picture the lead singer of system of a down, serj?

[the_state]

peaches on the left. i imagine her to have the rankest or the rank down below. it'd be a nightmare.

good god... i picture peach's box smelling like week old, damp supermarket sushi scraps.

[homi29]

from what i heard alot of black guys never go down on their women

that being said, maybe find a black gf and problem solved?

some jamacian bitches used to gossip all the time at my last job so thats why i figured as much

[sidneylo]

bitch you smell like prawns.

damn all up in that crustacean knowledge.

[Spaghettini]

damn, if its that bad she might have an infection, or even worse have a disease. not worth the risk.

[johnmilner]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis

"The most common symptom of BV is an abnormal vaginal discharge (especially after sex) with an unpleasant fishy smell."

[duofold]

cheeseburgers w/relish...to this day, I still can't whiff cheeseburgers without inducing gag

[poshpol]

i think the really nice ones make up for the nasty ones

[sidneylo]

i think the really nice ones make up for the nasty ones

You've never had a reallllllllly bad one then...

[Carl]

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[keagan]

meth kids have surprisingly clean vaginas

[poshpol]

You've never had a reallllllllly bad one then...

ive had a couple.. thing is, i try to test the area before exposing myself to it. if the test comes out negative (staaaaaank), then i just wont go down there. i refuse. i always do my best to be clean, she should too.

fingerbang her then smell your fingers all subtle like and see whats up.

[sidneylo]

Lul give it a little lick... *jerk back* ewwwwwwww.

[ghostdeini]

fingerbang her then smell your fingers all subtle like and see whats up.

the truth. but yeah, asking to hop in the shower together is always a good solution. or you can just grit your teeth and bear it...

[poshpol]

Anyone ever reach for one of these?

[Guest jmatsu]

meth kids have surprisingly clean vaginas

yeah...thanks alot. so how many "meth kids" did you actually have to get with to come up with this hypothesis?

[wEstSidE]

blx nvr do it.

[seanfromiran]

persians never do it either

[superBobo]

ive (for several reasons, drunk and/or the promise of anal) gone down on some unwashed women , and while I could handle the smell, the pussy juice was just super sticky and... gross. I really was spitting and coughing the rest of the day, trying to get that shit out of my throat.

[wEstSidE]

persians never do it either

cuz dat shit is DUTTY

smart chioce

[thomas_highstreet]

dont you get your bitches to clean up before you get jiggy?

even if im going for a urban-urabon i just point to the sink or hand them a bottle of evian.

[Guest jmatsu]

dont you get your bitches to clean up before you get jiggy?

even if im going for a urban-urabon i just point to the sink or hand them a bottle of evian.

i still don't like gimmegimme, but i guess his fragrance thread could be useful.

[polishmike]

you never heard of flavored/scented lube?

[dismalfuture]

man for some girls it's like you need to douse it in gasoline and throw a match on it and hope the stench goes away.

Many years ago I lived in a dormitory that was literally on top of a small mountain, accessible only on foot pretty much... I was bored that summer and had nothing going on, and this girl showed interest in me, so when she called I invited her over, and made her come visit me on top of the mountain. Well, I hadn't experienced like knockout pungent cooch before, and it was like July in Korea, i.e. 30+ dec celsius and 95% humidity as well.... she came up to see me, and soon enough she was on all fours and I'm back there pulling her panties down... it was like a shutter for the stench, because the second those things came down the smell immediately consumed all the breathing air and I had to just pull them back up on her until I could get out of draft's way. Learned my lesson the hard way, never made a girl climb the mountain for me again and let all subsequent girls in on the elevator secret.

[thomas_highstreet]

you never heard of flavored/scented lube?

dude what difference does that make?

now its just chocolate flavour skank or strawberry flavoured she-smegma..

if you find a girl who is gifted enough to have a fanny which just wont turn sour no matter what, then your onto some holy grail type shit. this one girl i was schlonging had such a nice snatch, but, she was a bit chubby and made me look stoops in ma rafe simonz so got trashed.

[billy dee williams]

ever get down with a hot girl who had a stinky cooch(and you weren't even fucked up enough to lose your sense of smell)?? please tell me some polite ways to let her/them know that their holes don't smell 2 pleasant. how can you hint at this without spoiling the sexy mood or without being offensive?

"pardon me, but the aroma of your private area resembles that of a day old squid...."

pretend you already nutted, run to the bathroom, wash the stink off, and bounce

stank puss = bonerkiller

[dismalfuture]

holy grail snatch for me is like 1/10, honestly. Of the remaining 90%, 1-2 out of every ten will be stinkers, 3-4 will have a medium flavor/smell, 3-4 might have a mild smell but just not be that appealing looking so snacking might not be an option.

[polishmike]

I think there is a difference when it's your girlfriend that stinks or some girl you picked up at the bar. First one I just tell her to shower, second I don't even put my nose close to that area. If it stinks bad enough that you can smell it across the room you need to start reconsidering the quality of the ladies you fuck.

[desertfox]

smells like fish, tastes like chicken, plug your nose and keep on lickin'

[kenthenoob]

"let's fuck in the shower"

^^yes. . .