how you so skinny

[rowyerboat]

This honestly comes down to genetics..

not in karl lagerfelds case. that fat mess got all ethiopian in like a couple of months.think he wrote his diet somewhere.

[spinmyworld]

not in karl lagerfelds case. that fat mess got all ethiopian in like a couple of months.think he wrote his diet somewhere.

there's actually an uncle k diet book

[_ironman]

not in karl lagerfelds case. that fat mess got all ethiopian in like a couple of months.think he wrote his diet somewhere.

that shit doesn't count. speak got it right. you have to eat healthier, and in more smaller servings throughout the day. spread that shit out. none of this skip breakfast, eat lunch and dinner shit

you shouldn't want to be extra skinny; just healthier. i could never wrap my head around how girls would want to have sex with a 34" chest dude anyway. just exercise properly (i don't mean go to the gym once a week, and then go out for McDonald's after a workout)

and yeah like previously said, work with what you got. i have a 40" chest, a 31", but i got meaty legs because of jogging. i have the "athletic look" because as per the measurements, i have a sort of V shape upper body....but clothes can still look good even if you're not a thin rectangle

although i still wear my clothes relatively slim fit

[mr fluffernutter]

but you're tony stark

he's a fucking hunk

[ouss]

interesting thread

[ouss]

waiting for _____ answer

[Halifamous]

Funny story, the guy that runs the agency I interviewed at today told me to lose two chest sizes and he'll find me work.

sooo looks like I'm going superskinny.

[Servo2000]

Funny story, the guy that runs the agency I interviewed at today told me to lose two chest sizes and he'll find me work.

sooo looks like I'm going superskinny.

You doing the Karl diet?

[Halifamous]

You doing the Karl diet?

Fuck yeah.

[lithiumsys]

Skip breakfast for 17 years in a row.

[chub rock]

you shouldn't want to be extra skinny; just healthier. i could never wrap my head around how girls would want to have sex with a 34" chest dude anyway. just exercise properly (i don't mean go to the gym once a week, and then go out for McDonald's after a workout)

alight porkey thatcher. i could never wrap my arms around this type o' fat retarded logic. you must never encounter girls ever. this just in: theyre impressionable like pillows. and skinny dudes are inherently cooler/better looking thats why we fuck the most babes.

but yeah mostly shark tanks of blow and hey i aint got nothin against the junk.

[onemancult]

i know girls that like em thin, i know girls that vomit at the thought of a dude with a chest measurement as small as theirs.

[Pandemonium]

HOLY SHIT!

game over.

she looks like a freaking blanket tightly wrapped around some bones.

[chub rock]

i dont understand theyre vomitting cause theyre bulimic?

[_ironman]

alight porkey thatcher. i could never wrap my arms around this type o' fat retarded logic. you must never encounter girls ever. this just in: theyre impressionable like pillows. and skinny dudes are inherently cooler/better looking thats why we fuck the most babes...

lol don't you think you're getting a little offended, pumpkin? i'm guessing you're on the skinny side. i dunno how old you are, but you seem quite childish:

according to you, a guy who is 5'9" 155lbs 9% body fat, BUT with a 40" chest is a dirty fat pig just because he doesn't have a 34" chest. my apologies if the people i know (including my girlfriend) find it weird if the guy has the same bust size as the girl.

and although it was hard to sit through the conversation, my girlfriend said she was glad i wasn't skinny like her ex =/

"you must never encounter girls ever....and skinny dudes are inherently cooler/better looking"

the only positive reasoning you have is that yeah, girls are easily impressionable. i'm not saying skinnier guys can't make female friends or have girlfriends, but i'm just curious as to how sex goes for girls with skinny guys. from what i can gather, they like looking/feeling at abs, but also chest muscles.

i have a younger cousin in his senior year of high school (dunno if 12th grade applies to other countries?), and he does have a 34" chest, but it's more okay because he's only about 5'5", and it fits his frame well. basically, my question doesn't concern thinner, lean guys; it concerns skinny guys who can't bench press their own weight.

i'm sort of looking for an answer from a female, because as [highlight]onemancult pointed out (and i agree), some girls can't stand thin guys, but others prefer it; my question is WHY to the latter.

[jayrock]

personal preference

the same reason why you have to be at least 5'10" for me to give a shit about your opinion

[onemancult]

the same reason why you have to be at least 5'10" for me to give a shit about your opinion

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NAPOLEONIC COLONIC BLASTS FOR THE LAST LADY WITH THE FATTEST

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im 5'9'', can i get a pass?

[jayrock]

im 5'9'', can i get a pass?

close enough

5'10" ON TIPPY TOES

[billy dee williams]

1500 calorie diet + green tea

[Servo2000]

close enough

5'10" ON TIPPY TOES

lM IRRELEVANT

[goldengloves]

I b fat Superfuturer.

O whom gastly thigh.

[jayrock]

lM IRRELEVANT

u r yun

still hav time 2 grow

[dryice]

HGH will help you grow. buy two, get one free on ebay.

[mellowbonsai]

current diet that is working very well:

breakfast:

1 cup oatmeal prepared with water

4 cups black coffee

lunch:

1 pack ramen noodles and flavoring packet, prepared with water

dinner:

cigarettes

whiskey

[Analog]

Ramen is not that good for you.

[mellowbonsai]

ramen = $0.15 a meal

oatmeal/whole rolled oats = $0.20 a meal

i dont know who posted it, but being poor really helps with the being skinny

plus, its got a high glycemic index... its great to eat right before exercise

[goldengloves]

Yea, but that diet is certainly going to catch up with you and your metabolism is going to come to a screeching halt.

-End serious post-

Just add in coke when above occurs.

[jayrock]

coke is serious business

for me to snort up my nose

[totally epic]

I heard that this stuff called "dysentery" is good for getting skinny.

[Brienneoftarth]

embrace your fatness. I am morbidly obese by both superfuture and BMI standards. 6 ft and 225. If you cannot do this, try and find a foolproof way to put yourself into a coma for six months. You'll prob lose a ton of weight eating through a tube, plus your muscles will atrophy for an even thinner frame.