Best Day Eva

[surfed57]

Describe a really sweet day of your life so far.

One of mine went somethin like this:

My best friend slept and we drank chinese beer and played vice city all night and we wake up and its like seventy nine degrees so we get on the train and go to armitage and go to american apparel and steamy bagel and kiehls. then we come back and go swimming at the beach at like three o clock. then i went home and tanned on my roof then took a cab to my friends party then got drunk off of southern comfort and hooked up with some little blonde thing and then I stumbled home and fell asleep in my basement watching the life aquatic.

anyone else?

[broneck]

thats the best day ever? i mean, it sounds good and all, but...come on. that's just "saturday", not "the best day"

[Guest]

tanning? really? ..

[goldengloves]

thats the best day ever? i mean, it sounds good and all, but...come on. that's just "saturday", not "the best day"

Haha. That's kinda what I was thinking.

Best day;

I wake up with my penis still inserted in Keira Knightley, she then makes me a homemade egg, cheese, ham, and croissant sandwhich in my Rick Owens sheer t-shirt. The rest is all downhill...

[Guest]

Haha. That's kinda what I was thinking.

Best day;

I wake up with my penis still inserted in Keira Knightley, she then makes me a homemade egg, cheese, ham, and croissant sandwhich in my Rick Owens sheer t-shirt. The rest is all downhill...

"of your life so far"!!

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[goldengloves]

"of your life so far"!!

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Nigga, I aint go bi deez rulez! Bezides, dat was my Wed night!

[surfed57]

jesus man gimme a break i'm sixteen. i don't think this is gonna be like the best day of my life ever.

[Guest]

dont lie ..

[surfed57]

i have no idea what the hell your talkin about

[hilite]

The best day? Not quite sure. I can tell you about a good day that I had recently.

Lets see, here are some highlights:

In the morning momma cooked a breakfast with no hog and I got my grub on but didn't pig out.

Messed around on the court and got a triple double.

Nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.

Bunch of other good stuff happened.

Oh, and I didn't even have to use my AK.

[billy dee williams]

Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.

[homi29]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[sedx.]

Describe a really sweet day of your life so far.

One of mine went somethin like this:

My best friend slept and we drank chinese beer and played vice city all night and we wake up and its like seventy nine degrees so we get on the train and go to armitage and go to american apparel and steamy bagel and kiehls. then we come back and go swimming at the beach at like three o clock. then i went home and tanned on my roof then took a cab to my friends party then got drunk off of southern comfort and hooked up with some little blonde thing and then I stumbled home and fell asleep in my basement watching the life aquatic.

anyone else?

i never want to see those two words again.

[sean_]

Aids' test was negative.

GOODS.

ive had some great days but this pretty much tops it

[Guest itsmeJT]

today

kanye west's mother died

lift the bonnet ferrari how u like that kanye

[evisu 2000]

jesus man gimme a break i'm sixteen. i don't think this is gonna be like the best day of my life ever.

get your tan on while you can because when you grow up that shit will be considered gay.