concerning: vigra, fish n chips, marmadooke and rafe. LAH.

[Guest joanasevilyboaz]

call me boner, semiboner.

[mike lowrey]

whats the strongest shit you got?

how much for a 100 pack of the ol blue?

[poly800rock]

they have generic viagra already?

[Dick Danger]

The patent doesn't expire until 2014.

[poly800rock]

The patent doesn't expire until 2014.

thanks for the confirmation, i thought my pharmacy was ripping me off

[Dick Danger]

I get mine online.

[mr fluffernutter]

Opposite of Viagra? Anti-Viagra? Is there such a thing? because I get too many hard-ons in a day. On average I get like 8 or 9 of these in day. Sometimes my tool gets so sore that I got do the ol' 'tuck'. (Tuck the sausage under my jeans) Here's the kicker. I'm not pubescent kid or nothin'. I'm like 25 yrs old and I still get major chubbys when I see hot 18-30yr chick and stuff. My life would be a bit easier without these recurring visits from mr chubby.

[sybaritical]

* winces *

[Charlie Delta]

Diamonds don't lie, you're not "like 25yrs old"!

[dismalfuture]

Someday, somewhere, I will be lucky enough to find myself with the following in my room around 9 or 10pm on a cold winter night:

2 beautiful women who do not hate each other, rather, they quite like each other

3 tabs of viagra

3 bottles of nice red wine

a gazillion candles

[mr fluffernutter]

Diamonds don't lie, you're not "like 25yrs old"!

I am like 25 years old minus approximately 5 years.

[Sayword]

[Begåvningsreserven]

That's great you've met a lass that's hot

You wanna screw her juicy twat.

She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!

But would your penile size suffice?

Not sure she will yearn for more?

You need a wang she would adore!

But how to get it long and thick?

Your only hope is MegaDik!

You'll get so wanted super-size

And see great pleasure in her eyes!

Your schlong will pound her box so deep,

Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

So try today this magic p'ill

And change your life at your own will!

[Pandemonium]

does trouser king cobra have any shit to say to this ?

[mike lowrey]

where to cop

Rafe Simjongs foil padded penis holster