Ryan Sheckler You Make My Heart Do A Kick Flip!

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I dont really know much about this fool, aside from the fact that he has his own show on MTV. Based on 1 episode, I would probably beat the shit out of this dude if he was ever in my presence. However, having recently watched him on TRL I must give him some respect as I think he has the 15-17 year old cheesy, suburb-dwelling, hot whitechicks demographic on LOCK DOWN. Holy shit, this guy probably finger bangs more young pussy than the archbishop of canterbury (if fingering young pussy = sucking on little boys peckers).

[edwithoutahead]

never watched it, but from what i hear he cries in every episode.

[onemancult]

dude gets moar poon than we could ever understand.

his sparkly blue eyes are the icing on the cake.

or, the icing on little boys' peckers.

i bet he washes his ceramic bearings for his skate decks with a mix of

solvent and 13 year old pussy foam.

[goldengloves]

He's actually a really good kid. Use to see him sometimes comin' through Volcom to pick up swag. Damn talented skater too.

But yea, he's probably banged every girl in the corny white chicks thread.....and thier sisters..

[sleazie ninja number 47]

seeing fuckers like him really make me suicidal... or in the alternative fuel a burning desire within to build a time machine so that I can go back "in time" and spend my formative years honing my skateboarding skills instead of materbating furiously to SI swimsuit editions (which i still do to the present day)... I mean, fer fukk sakes, look @ how much poontang cheep gets. He gets more than Eddie Murphy back in his urpel leather pantz dayz, namsayin?!?!

[goldengloves]

Just lie. You get more poon when you lie about your job, what whip you drive, and your income. Yamean?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Cas, u +rap Volcom? I wus watching another respectable MTV program (a Hills recap where they do a pop up of what the cast members are wearing and how much it costs), and Spencer wuz wearing this Volcom shirt that was lyke soooooo totally siiiick bro and it was lyke on 40 uS. I gotta get on that Volcom steez with the quickness.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Just lie. You get more poon when you lie about your job, what whip you drive, and your income. Yamean?

I dont even know how to tell trufe wif ladies dun worry. Por ejemplo:

Stupid Girl: "Did you just cum?"

Me: "Uh no, what are you talking about? Just shut the fuck up, mmmkay?"

[40ozprophet]

fuck ryan sheckler. all there is to say. go do more benihanas boy.

[goldengloves]

Cas, u +rap Volcom? I wus watching another respectable MTV program (a Hills recap where they do a pop up of what the cast members are wearing and how much it costs), and Spencer wuz wearing this Volcom shirt that was lyke soooooo totally siiiick bro and it was lyke on 40 uS. I gotta get on that Volcom steez with the quickness.

I use 2 werk there. Had to change it up and make more paper.

Spencer b a tool dun! I'd smash Whitney like Gallagher though.

[broneck]

ryan sheckler is legit cuz he jumps off big shit

as dumb as that sounds, its the truth, his balls are unfuckwithable

also, anyone see that latest Es game of skate with chris cole and some random euro? fucking astounding.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I wuld treat audrina wif mad respect not lyke her boyfriend Bobby whatever. I then wait til she blow me. then kick her outta my car right on sunset. HWHAHAHAHAHA! Id pretty much bang any female cast member on Hillz tho fo truth. even ugly interns that work at BOlthouSE. yeah, I hav no standrd.

[Guest DUM]

sleazie is my 3rd favorite asian person ever. I luh you nigga.

[goldengloves]

Ya me 2. I'd lyke 3some wit Audrina, Lo, an LC...mad best friend steezy 3some.

Yo dat nukka Bobby on som mad Piratez of da Caribbean steez. Lyke nukka gotz gol toof and pigeon tat and duz hur dos and shyt.

Hedi got sunned by dat bitch at Bolthouse. haha

MTV reality shows is like a car crash, u jus can't help but watch.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

DUM Imma try to climb my way to top of the DUM mountain, namsaying (if that is at all possible...) However, so long as I'm on your Mt. Rushmore of Azns, I guess Im happy with that. I aint all dat greedy.

MTV reality shows is like a car crash, u jus can't help but watch.

I would let any of the female cast members of Newport Harbor fellate me, even the ugly friends that dont get any lines cuz you know, the uglier the girl, the better the quality of the fellating in question.

[GiZMO]

I remember just few years ago he was like 12 and looked like a little prepubescent shit but he's damn good especially for his age.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

gizmo, thats what ery1 been sayin, that he got some good skillz. i guess he got right combo (skilz + looks_) 2wut it takez to make it b a star in d game. im just hatin' i guess. Btw, cant u delete ur own posts to permaobtain mark of best?

[willy cheesesteak]

them grainy tape recorded flashbacks need to stop son! im tryna watch the show and suddenly i hear "i remember when i was little and my dad would ____________" FACK, STOP THAT SHIT!!!!

[Guest DUM]

Sleaz, give my sidneylo's camera and make better banana bread than ment0s and you're at the top.

[lithiumsys]

yeah he's a good skater but, fuck this kid:

Tattoo your own name on your back? Fuck yeah.

[artificialsky]

yeah he's a good skater but, fuck this kid:

Tattoo your own name on your back? Fuck yeah.

it's like steve-o tattooing his face on his back... except completely non-ironic

[M.O.A]

I hate this kid so much

I had to do an article on his shoe... A little of me died I think.

Atleast the shoes were okay. Ugly but okay

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i don't know who this is:confused:

[GiZMO]

WTF dude I swear I used to be older than this kid. He looks atleast threeyears my senior.

[aziz]

This kid is a total douche...

[youngluc]

never watched it, but from what i hear he cries in every episode.

hahaha thats what i heard. dude seems like a little whiny bitch.

[Guest ....]

he seems to always be bad with chicks, or maybe the show is scripted

[ProfMonnitoff]

is that a permanent tattoo? if yes what a dumbass. if its one of those that peels off after month, who cares.

[Who?]

But yea, he's probably banged every girl in the corny white chicks thread.....and thier sisters..

That's pretty much every girl in encinitas/carlsbad. That place is crawling with corny white chicks... at least thats how I remember it.

[M.O.A]

are you still in eugene?