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THIS FALL COMES A SHOCKlNG STORY ABOUT A MAN WITH A HUGE SHANGALONG WHO MUST MEET HIS DESTINY...

FROM THE MAKERS OF VACLAV KRISHNA COMES AN EPIC TALE OF ROMANCE

"young, male of indian ethnic, early twenties, atheletic body type, thick wavy long black hair, furry dark brows, slim sleek silhouette moustache like 19th century english gentleman, with a stamina as strong as a wild horse yet as sensitive and gentle like a dove"

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"don't hate me for my HUGE shangalong... hate me for my guts niggazzzz!"

AND BETRAYAL!

"Trouser KING Cobra... BANNED!"

TROUSER KING COBRA COMING TO THEATRES THIS FALL

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THIS FALL COMES A SHOCKlNG STORY ABOUT A MAN MUST MEET HIS DESTINY...

FROM THE MAKERS OF VACLAV KRISHNA COMES AN EPIC TALE OF ROMANCE

"young, male of indian ethnic, early twenties, atheletic body type, thick wavy long black hair, furry dark brows, slim sleek silhouette moustache like 19th century english gentleman, with a stamina as strong as a wild horse yet as sensitive and gentle like a dove"

ACTION

"don't hate me for my HUGE shangalong... hate me for my guts niggazzzz!"

AND BETRAYAL!

"Trouser KING Cobra... BANNED!"

TROUSER KING COBRA COMING TO THEATRES THIS FALL

NEXT FALL - TROUSER KING 2: APOTHEOSIS

ALL HAIL TROUSER KING.

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mite as well post sum hardcore porn wile were @ it eh??? INFRANCTIONZ 4 ALL!!!

Can, one get an, infraction for, talking, like this? My attempt to find, a picture that all at once expressed, political religious and hxc porn failed so this, will have to be good, enough.

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The story of a young man who, although he was taught to be ashamed of his monstrously sized schlemogle learned to take pride is his shelelelong and to use it as a source of power, as he used his swarthy shemaghalong to put out incendiary blazes and extend makeshift bridges across fjords, thus rescuing the village's school children, and occassionally using his shlemazolong to poke stuck kittens out of ill-chosen arboreal resting places. Coming soon:

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Trouser King, Cobra was a, god among, men,?
Can, one get an, infraction for, talking, like this? My attempt to find, a picture that all at once expressed, political religious and hxc porn failed so this, will have to be good, enough.

vaclava krishna...is that you?

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No jpgm. I'm simply, channeling the, master.

My other jesus comment was taken down unfortunately. Probably because i was lazy and leeched the image but i found a more appropriate one anyways..Regardless, i'll reiterate: There was another man, like TKC who was persecuted for having a huge shangalong:

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It was not, the leeching, of pictures, that caused the deletion of your, post. It was the, suppression, of trouser KING cobra's, legacy.

U CANNOT DENIE OUR LORD FREE TROUSER KING COBRA

you can tie his huge shangalong, but HE WILL RESURRECT

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Like the gods before TKC, after being cast to the underworld, he will rise again and live amongst the gods (mods)

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*i know it's bacchus and not dionysus but there are more bacchus images so give me a break*

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LONG LIVE TKC.

how can we properly depict the great ballin that he will do in tokio???

TKC IF YOU'RE OUT THERE DO TWICE THE BALLIN FOR YOUR BREDREN HERE ON SUFU we miss u. POUR OUT SOME LIQUOR ON THE STOOP 4 U MAN.

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