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At least he's not going to get a tattoo about bluffin' with his muffin.

LOL i'd rather he get this, than try to be serious and meaningful. what a joke. i'll talk him into getting it and report back with pictures

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this guy i know is such a fucking idiot. his reasoning for everything is so stupid. he wants to get a tattoo with lines from a gaga song. "cause i totally know what she's saying! i want your love and i want your revenge! and it's going to be in french so no one HERE will know what it says." really? get out of here, YOU don't even know what the fuck it says. and he's so fucking annoying, whiney ass voice and such an attention whore.

how you gonna talk shit behind my back sam

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roaches.

i mean seriously, what the fuck.

Why the fuck do we need roaches?

god is such a fucking asshole.

"yeah butterflies, ladybugs, bees........and just to make things interesting for people lets throw in some fucking disgusting creatures that will never go away just because i actually hate the human race"

dick.

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dumb teachers who don't email back. I asked this bitch to meet up in NYC like 2 months ago and she never responded, but I got the flu so it didn't really matter. So I just emailed her with some questions about the exam we just took (online class), and guess what? Not a response, it's been about a week.

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this annoying girl keeps calling me cutie. she's the only one that calls me that. i fucking hate it

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this project I have to due thats due on wednesday. was gonna do it yesterday, told myself Id do it today, probably gonna do it tomorrow.

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this project I have to due thats due on wednesday. was gonna do it yesterday, told myself Id do it today, probably gonna do it tomorrow.

i have to do two research papers for linguistic and cultural anthropology due on wednesday. one i'm almost done, the other i didn't even think of a topic yet.

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I hate how the mucus is even darker than the shade of green on the dark tip of my e-peen.

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Not having caffeine and what it does to me. Went one day without it and I woke up with a killing headache, had one can of coke and suddenly my headache is nearly gone.

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get the right socks...

try merino or silk

you're probably right, i'd previously mostly been using army-issued socks just cos they were free and i had them in abundance. always procrastinated on getting proper pairs just like how i frequently end up wearing christmas-themed underwear just cos i have so many from bad gifts...

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Waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, then when I try to go back to sleep after I towel off, the bed is a little moist, and FREEZING cold in that spot

this has been happening to me for the past 5 nights.

when theres wax/too much wax on an apple.

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this stupid fatfuck in a prius when i was merging onto the freeway on my way to go study was tailing me like crazy. IT'S CALLED MERGING! just because you're angry that everyone else doesn't wheeze every two minutes doesn't mean you have to outlet your anger at your obesity into driving like an asshole. i hella brake checked that guy. sheeesh.

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