Jump to content

Fuck you, 4GB iPhone.

diewhitegirls

By diewhitegirls
in supertrash

 Share

Recommended Posts

diewhitegirls

diewhitegirls

Posted
Posted

Alright, so I had made up my mind that anyone that bought an iPhone was a hipster d-bag, with nothing better to do with $400-$600. Then good ole Steve dropped the prices on 8GB to $399. Well, that's all fine and dandy, but I'm still not paying $400 for a fucking telephone. So I simply ignored the fact that the 8GB was priced the same as the 4GB...until I realized that it's not! The motherfucking 4GB is now $299.

FUCK. YOU.

I do not want to buy you, but you sit there mocking me. Tempting me with your shiny buttons and internet capabilities. Instead of scorning the multitudes that own these damn things, I could be one of the few, the proud, the iPhone owners, you say to me in hushed tones. No one will judge you. Hell, you'll be cool now. NO.

FUCK. YOU.

Stop looking at me. I feel your Visual Voicemail burning a hole in the back of my head as I turn away. Do I have any interest in your Maps application? Why the fuck would I? I'm a male, for chrissakes. I don't need directions. I ALWAYS know where I'm going, even when I'm lost. Hell, especially when I'm lost. So seriously,

FUCK. YOU.

Wait. I've said some things that I don't really mean. I was mad and I let it out on you; for that I apologize. How can you blame me though? You're so beautiful and I'm so anti-cool that owning you would elevate my social status to unimagined dimensions. I could be king of the prom. I could win a gold at the Olympics. In what, you ask? In whatever the fuck I want! I own an iPhone.

Oh. No I don't.

Fuck you, iPhone. Fuck you.

0
Link to comment
Share on other sites
thelion1856

thelion1856

Posted
Posted

a 4 gig iphone is like a time bomb waiting to happen, once you reach your 4 gig max and look around and see that other phones have switchable memory cards or more gigs you'll end up going mad, not knowing what songs or movies to sacrifice for the newest Justice album.

Its like a room without any exit that is getting flooded. once you reach the max your fucked. 4 gigs is crap. you cant do shit with it. enjoy your 3 albums and 2 movies on your 4 gig iphone.

edit: or you could convert your songs to 92 or 56 kbps.

0
Link to comment
Share on other sites
diewhitegirls

diewhitegirls

Posted
  • Author
Posted
a 4 gig iphone is like a time bomb waiting to happen, once you reach your 4 gig max and look around and see that other phones have switchable memory cards or more gigs you'll end up going mad, not knowing what songs or movies to sacrifice for the newest Justice album.

Its like a room without any exit that is getting flooded. once you reach the max your fucked. 4 gigs is crap. you cant do shit with it. enjoy your 3 albums and 2 movies on your 4 gig iphone.

edit: or you could convert your songs to 92 or 56 kbps.

I've got a 30GB iPod, so I don't even care about the music. That's basically ringtone room for me.

0
Link to comment
Share on other sites
diewhitegirls

diewhitegirls

Posted
  • Author
Posted
OR SO YOU THINK UNTIL YOU REALIZE NO CUSTOMIZABLE RINGTONES

Oh, fuck that noise. How the hell do you make a phone without custom ringtones?

And FMBH:

It's really not. I strive every moment of my life to be one of the cool kids. I just have a hard time justifying that much money for a phone I don't need. This is a rant from a superbored and that's about it.

0
Link to comment
Share on other sites
goldengloves

goldengloves

Posted
Posted

Ringtones are whack son. I always feel embarassed for grown men who get phone calls inside Barnes & Noble and fucking Pharrel starts blaring from thier phone....

And where the hell did you get hipster d-bag from the iphone? It's a fucking piece of technology for baby Jesus' sake! Next year there will be another one, then another, and then another...

0
Link to comment
Share on other sites
thelion1856

thelion1856

Posted
Posted

actually there is a hack for customizable ringtones for the iphone, look it up on the internets.

and i know what you mean with that pharrell crap comming out someone's phone. i use to have beenie sigle's instrumental for "feel it in the air" for my ringtone when the song first came out on the internet. for the past couple years its just always on silent and in vibrate mode. it just sorta happened like this for jobs that didnt allow cell phones and then on off time for girls or nosey people wanting to know "who called" when im out doing something.

0
Link to comment
Share on other sites
goldengloves

goldengloves

Posted
Posted
actually there is a hack for customizable ringtones for the iphone, look it up on the internets.

and i know what you mean with that pharrell crap comming out someone's phone. i use to have beenie sigle's instrumental for "feel it in the air" for my ringtone when the song first came out on the internet. for the past couple years its just always on silent and in vibrate mode. it just sorta happened like this for jobs that didnt allow cell phones and then on off time for girls or nosey people wanting to know "who called" when im out doing something.

Yea I keep mine on silent all the time too. Plus I just text a lot now that i have a pda, so I don't get too many calls to begin with.

I can't wait to see when AOL comes out with an AIM phone or some shit, you just pay for text messages. Shit's gonna be next level.

0
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


×
×
  • Create New...
superfuture®
supertravel
products
services

  • follow us
    • superfuture
    © 2003 – 2023 superfuture® All Rights Reserved