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Let's clarify: Coca-Cola or cocaine?

If it's Coke, then there really isn't much you can do. Caffeine causes your heartrate to go fucking psychotic after a while and there are documented cases of overdosing on caffeine. I would say that the fact that only your nipples are sweating is completely irrelevant, as your body is so pissed off at you now, you should be happy you're able to type this. I HIGHLY suggest staying away from caffeine for about a week, get 6-8 hours of sleep every night, down a shitload (no pun intended) of fiber, licorice root, and other natural flushes to get your body back on track.

If it's cocaine, fucking-a. Keep going until you put a hole in your septum or your heart explodes. Whichever comes last.

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Advice for the future.. If you're going to do a drug for three or four days straight, stick to meth.

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I've been on a 3 day coke & red-bull binge, finishing something for work.

This morning my NIPPLES (and only my NIPPLES) started sweating profusely.

Advice?

sweaty nipples? i socially use coke from time to time and this has never happened...

at least you didn't get a bloody nose during your binge. do you have small nipples or those big silver dollar kind? when you say "profusely" how much sweat are you producing? maybe it's just you. some people sweat in their pits, other on their back, while your pecks spit perspiration. that's actually kind of unique. you should be proud.

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just an updated.

I rushed to the hospital, apparently my sweat glads in my chest had errupted causing a massive ejaculation of nipple juice to milk from my man boobs.

It was a close one.

Better luck next time ninja turtle.

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