hype for hire

[denimdestroyedmylife]

in other news, supefuturers can now be bought.

need hype? got paypal? (in kind donations also considered)

superfuturists are standing by to promote your product

honest (positive) reviews

geniune fit pics (if applicable) taken outdoors with "cool" posturing (smoke extra)

inconspicuous mentions of brand/product in various threads in different fora

your wish is our command!

preliminary pricelist (one time fee):

omc: price to be negotiated in private

ddml: $100

englandmj7: $104.67 (adjusted for inflation) and/or free gear (particularly bugle boy/no rules/bad boys club)

cheep: free gear, free fare, free love

wEsTsiDe: $10

[wEstSidE]

im cheep eezy n good PIK ME!!!

[darkanimal]

[cuddlysheep]

<----- hype for hire. sufu contractor. no compensations other than any product samples sent to me for market research will not be returned.attention: dior homme, ann demeulemeester, raf simons, neil barret

[wEstSidE]

i will hype eric glennie if he pays me.

PLANS 2 MAKE CREEM BUT FAIL

I WANT 2 JALE AGE 15

[wEstSidE]

o btw will acept NON-WACK CLUTHINZ as compensation. WACKNESS TBD BY NEGOTIATIN PARTYZ.

[wEstSidE]

WELL, JR iz def not WAK CLUTHINz but dey b ADVERITISIN n SELLIN on da FUTURE ROLL'

dun think i wont promote wak cluthinz thoo...will reprezent watever cluthinz PAY ME NIGGUH

[ProfMonnitoff]

attn companies: if you sent me free shit and some money ill model it if you only make tshirts i can combo them with dior apc prada or samurai jeans and a few others and shoes by nike adidas fred perry raf simons prada dior etc so if you got lots of money but no dope gear to model your shit with drop me a pm

edit: amount of free shit and/or money to be discussed privately

[wEstSidE]

like i sed...

will do nethin 4 moniez...cept dat (u durrty)

[englandmj7]

I've raised my rate to $104.67 to account for inflation.

I made Bugle Boy and No Rules what they are today. You like? Buy now.

[ouss]

i dont get it. is it like a sufu endorsement contract ?

[cuddlysheep]

if you pay me i will endorse you for an endorsement contract.

i dont get it. is it like a sufu endorsement contract ?

[stuntastic]

I go by pesos...

Soo...

[ouss]

Yes, it is happening now as we speak (shhhhhh...)

BTW

you need at least 4 bars to discuss in here. Otherwise you're just bringing down our credibility. Now scram...

so yall should make grow my green peen faster if you want to keep your deal on

[onemancult]

i dont know whether to be deeply offended or briefly amused.

[cheep]

i sold my soul for indigo

i dont know whether to be deeply offended or briefly amused.

well...i for one am highly amused... especially since the artificalsky quote was directed to me over a year ago...

shits seriously hectic kid.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

how about briefly offended and deeply amused?

[cuddlysheep]

i for one is briefly upended and confused.

[wEstSidE]

i dont know whether to be deeply offended or briefly amused.

i, for one, welcome our new chimpanzee/corporate overlordz

i kno wuts goin on here, but it's still funnie 2 me...shit i'd sell my soul for moniez thats what its all about. clluthz hoz n monie rollz

aint h8in on anigga 4 makin papah...seen niggaz strugglin n shit i aint laff...niggaz tryin dey hardest n its all good...money iz monie end of the day.

[Begåvningsreserven]

[onemancult]

thing is though, i dint sell muh soul, digh? lyke, dis be my careerz an shit sun.

i been werkin PR fer a loaaunngg time, and nikkaz jocking bout all diz shit iz lyke,

nikkas dun even kno dat diz here is muh breads butters and entrecotre, son.

i wu;d have to kill nikkza if tyis affected muh enetrecotes.

i am briefly offended, somewhat amused, and hope diddy's desk at the KGB isnt

left unmanned for too long while he gets sticky with it.

[wEstSidE]

yo dun aint wut im sayin mayne...we all b sellin our soulz regardlezz...

im @ werk rite now.. i dun want 2 b @ werk im 18 mayne i wanna b doin big shit...i guess diz b big shit but i kno i got more potention, unlmiited potention sun but i gotta do diz shit namsayn??? im sellin my time, my life, etc. namsayn??? im sure didy dose 2...sellin ur werd aint no diff...

DO UR JOB NIGGAZ. DONT LET NIGGAZ JAK UR SHIT.

[onemancult]

nah mang we ion duh samez wavelllength, see, diz iz it fer me

i went 2 da skoolz, but skoolz aint mean shitz cuz i knoo wat i

wanna do wit muh life. i whore muh words out an make big tings

poppin... little tings droppin. problem is nikkaz on here want to make

lyttle tings pop, an i and i gotta keep shitz in chek cuz ah'm doin

sumtin i luv and i aint lettin no dumb nikkaz fuk it up- eye dun

kare how much denims dey know aboot.

showa powa, y kant tori read?!!!!!!!!!!!

dyddy is heAd of THA AMERIKKKAJI KGB .ORG. SPY SPY PROPAGANADA!!!!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

we make your money mine!

[mizanation]

seriously, this is an outrage and i am deeply saddened by the "selling-out" of our great and beautiful utopian message board.

(pm me, i work for sex.)

[onemancult]

stop watching me when i shower. your operatives are too obvious.

[Begåvningsreserven]

pm sent.

...

[wEstSidE]

srsly? no1 want 2 hire me?

If you're scared no one will understand the message, i CaN tYp LyK "dIz"

julien red: will werk 4 dizzcountz...or rafe simmonz shooz.

[mizanation]

seriously, this is an outrage and i am deeply saddened by the "selling-out" of our great and beautiful utopian message board.

(pm me, i work for sex.)

pm sent.

...

thanks, but you just sent me a pm that offered sex without having me hype anything. let me make myself very clear: i may be a whore, but i'm no slut.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i, for one, love high-quality jeans at bargain basement prices!