Ever Strangest Porn Ever

[AK47]

pterodactyl costumes

[__3xL]

I saw one today of an asian girl who was 18+ who tried to have sex with a few guys but could never ever let them break her hymen ( SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN )

so she goes to some sex clinic type deal and asks them for their technique to help her lose her virginity .

it involved much massage techniques , a very gentle touch and DRUGS to get her numb ..

thing is the place she decided was worthy to let her do it wasn't an actual clinic , but a porn company .

These motherfuckers had some bitch act like a certified tech in the field of cherry poppin and yea she massaged the poor girls pussy for all of 20 seconds .. then ....

They put this mini dildo into her pussy just between the lips - made sure it was lined up and took a HUGE screwdriver to the end of the dildo and SMACKED THE FUCK OUT OF IT to pop the girls cherry ..

Got it on tape and wow was that shit fucked up she fell over crying bleeding etc etc ..

20 seconds of soothing massage ( which was supposed to take hours ) then LUBE / SMACK ! / POP *@$! / Was Over and done ...

shit was fucked up

[mrpenguin354]

I don't have a hymen and I feel violated after reading that.

[keagan]

I saw this one where this black girl was still a virgin too, but she would only let the guy fuck her in the ass for some reason, she was like 23 or something too. Catholic?

[drofhiphopology]

wow that shit is fucking horrible.

anyways... sometimes I'll be watching something and the guy just says something ridiculous and I just crack up laughing.

[jeepster]

so apparently, after watching howard stern for like 2 hours today, i learned that "rape" or "simulated-rape" porn is the highest seller's for the amateur porn circuit, and its catching on with the major production companies.

scary.

[onemancult]

buck angel

[wEstSidE]

that's not as interesting. i was thinking that he was like sum macho guy n he wuz like "GODDAMN I H8 MY PENIZZZ...I WANT 2 B SAME BUT IWTH PUZZY"

[will_i_am]

after the fetus porn and buck.

i don't know how much more this thread can do.

[skeetinmynose]

I just remembered I had this picture.

Always wanted to make it an avy.

I present Edward Penishands:

[wEstSidE]

dadaskool ordered that. he said it was not as good as he expected.

[stuntastic]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/BlkJoka/C11DWI01b.jpg

yea?

Id hate to be that kid growing up...

Friends (talking about being born) "So where were you born?"

Fetus Porned Baby "In a porno..."

Fuck...

[Servo2000]

Not necessarily "Strange Porn," but I mostly just consider this the "Weird things found on seedy corners of the internet" thread: Sonic Passion.

Worth a read. Depravity and obsession bordering on psychosis.*

*(should read: "obsession that is actually a sign of clear mental disorders")

[wEstSidE]

hahahah i've seen that page hahahhaha

[Servo2000]

Here's a preview if you're not convinced it's worth reading. This person is talking about Sonic, as in Sonic the Hedgehog the videogame character, and, I assure you, is deadly serious.

It only gets better.

[seksu!]

hahaha i read up to the picture of the gay-goth-who-wants-to-fuck-shadow-and-idolizes-the-grimreaper-and-satan

[mellowbonsai]

what about that weird real-life tentacle porn?

[mellowbonsai]

its out there on the internet

somewhere

[honghonglulu]

Here's a preview if you're not convinced it's worth reading. This person is talking about Sonic, as in Sonic the Hedgehog the videogame character, and, I assure you, is deadly serious.

It only gets better.

my nausea just morphed to hysterical laughter! +rep!

[onemancult]

dragons fucking cars. no, i'm not resizing this. this is a work of art.

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[wEstSidE]

u win.

no question.

where id u copp

[keska]

dooooooood, people have seks?

[onemancult]

[chronoaug]

Wow. OMC just shut down the whole thread. I don't even know where to start commenting on them.

[Charged]

HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD IS DONE ROFL.. Where can I get a membership to this interspecies/machine sex? Dragons on cars really gets me off, hardcore.

[onemancult]

[rome1]

Up in dat shit lovin' it strong. I like how the cars its running or at least appears to be.

[fg0d]

They're fucking a Porsche 928, good taste.

[junglejane]

is the car enjoying it? we will never know.

[onemancult]

im not done...