Ooooh, I HATE when the toilet paper is on backwards...

[diewhitegirls]

What the fuck. I'm sitting on the can, taking a shit and reading. I reach for the motherfucking toilet paper, intently caught in the intricacies of a Land Grant University. After about 20 seconds, I realized that I've been spinning with no catch on an end. Why? BECAUSE THE FUCKING WOMAN PUT IT ON BACKWARDS.

Now, my question is...should I bury her body in the woods, or should I go with the wood chipper route? This is serious motherfucking business.

[lllllllllllllll]

keep her in a closet and feed her through the keyhole

[Scaught]

I put it that way on purpose.

I don't know why.

[diewhitegirls]

keep her in a closet and feed her through the keyhole

Only one of us is allowed in the closet at a time. House rules.

[doczein]

shoot her.

[DJ_Flame]

Brad Piffery is that you?

[rome1]

toilet paper is overated.

[kiya]

I only wipe my ass with rope dyed selvedge japanese denim.

[Akura]

you need to get yourself a TOTO toilet my friend! the spray will blow your mind.

[chmercer]

dont really have a strong opinion on the thread topic but man do i hate that fucking cat picture

[chronoaug]

Hasn't anyone seen the simpsons episode where the feds take the kids away? Underhand is the only proper way.

[notesee]

toilet paper is overated.

Don't even joke about that .. last year I had a suite mate in my apartment up at school that would never wipe his ass after he took a shit.

That guy fuckin smelled like shit and BO all the time, and he smoked mad cigs and never brushed so his breath reeked too.

[hedkandi67]

bring handy dior toilet rolls with you.

[doczein]

toilet paper is overated.

go to a southeast asian country and you'll find that alot of the restrooms have no toilet paper. just a big bucket of water, a little pale, and a bar of soap. you can imagine the horror i felt when i first took a shit in a public indonesian bathroom.

[naturaljax]

butt-sprayers ftw

[e2a]

Don't even joke about that .. last year I had a suite mate in my apartment up at school that would never wipe his ass after he took a shit.

That guy fuckin smelled like shit and BO all the time, and he smoked mad cigs and never brushed so his breath reeked too.

i could not have coexisted with this person

[naturaljax]

Don't even joke about that .. last year I had a suite mate in my apartment up at school that would never wipe his ass after he took a shit.

That guy fuckin smelled like shit and BO all the time, and he smoked mad cigs and never brushed so his breath reeked too.

You should've killed him and made it look like a suicide so you could've gotten straight A's.

at least that's what they do in the dorms here

[Mr Waffles]

I only wipe my ass with rope dyed selvedge japanese denim.

the funny thing is he is probably telling the truth

[will_i_am]

notesee: how did you find out he didn't wipe? haha

my friend took a shit in the woods when i was a kid.

we were all like "mike, what did you use to wipe"

" when it's that color...i don't have to wipe"

i never laughed so hard in my life.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

this should be in the SHIT YOU HATE thread

one star

[lil brown brother]

i gots the bidet ... never used a tp since

[denimdestroyedmylife]

do you drip dry inside out?

[mr fluffernutter]

What the fuck. I'm sitting on the can, taking a shit and reading. I reach for the motherfucking toilet paper, intently caught in the intricacies of a Land Grant University. After about 20 seconds, I realized that I've been spinning with no catch on an end. Why? BECAUSE THE FUCKING WOMAN PUT IT ON BACKWARDS.

only person i know who puts it on properly is my mom, god bless her