Crappy Band Names

[palaceman]

I'll start.

The runner up.... Belly.

My personal least favorite name.... Dappled Cities.

Reminds me of an afterschool special I once saw about a 'developmentally disabled' kid who ran around going....

"Dapple!! Dapple!! Dapple!!"

Throwing green beans on the floor...

"Dapple!! Dapple!! Dapple!!"

Punching himself in the head...still....

"Dapple!! Dapple!! Dapple"

Regardless of talent....

"Dapple!! Dapple!!"

What are some band/dj/whatever names that you don't like?

"Dapple!! Dapple!!"

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the koreans

[Charlie Delta]

Not to stir shit up or something, but I'd say that "palaceman" is a pretty Crappy username...

[tangerine]

The Beeheeheevies

[mr fluffernutter]

Mother Mother

[jwied82]

murder by death

bear vs. shark

i hated both those band names the minute i heard them, and wrote both bands off as being terrible based on the name alone. (dunno if im right or not, i won't give either a chance based on the name)

[mr fluffernutter]

death ambient

[Mr Fingers]

I'll start.

The runner up.... Belly.

Belly is pretty benign when you have shit like "The Twilight Sad" and "Shout Out Out Out" out there.. and even those aren't the worst I've heard.

[Liberation1945]

rolling stones???!?!

like, why are you copying the name of a music magazine???

what if i was like, FADER

[aziz]

The Kooks...

[mspark]

rolling stones???!?!

like, why are you copying the name of a music magazine???

what if i was like, FADER

Please noone else quote this. He's kidding.

[fadingblue]

crooks and castles is pretty dumb

edit: nvm its band, not brand names

[JesseJB]

murder by death

bear vs. shark

i hated both those band names the minute i heard them, and wrote both bands off as being terrible based on the name alone. (dunno if im right or not, i won't give either a chance based on the name)

BvS is amazing!

give them that chance.

I hate the following:

A Thorn for Every Heart

(insert anything here) Romance

!!! (love the band...hate saying the name)

Mando Daio (how the fuck do you even say this?)

[Corbin Law]

Please noone else quote this. He's kidding.

thank you for saving me. i take the internet very literally.

[hawthorne]

Bullet for My Valentine, just the name makes my stumach turn for some reason :/

[Darkeside]

Bullet for My Valentine, just the name makes my stumach turn for some reason :/

Maybe it turns your stomach because its a shit name for a shit bad playing shit metal to shitbag kids?

Murder by Death isn't a brilliant name but they are a cool band.

I always thought Oasis was a poor name for the band as it always reminded me of the soft drink

i'm undecided on an all time worst name though - i don't want to commit too soon.

[Larry Bird]

ying yang twins

the toadies

clap your hands say yea (is that right?)

lil keke

minus the bear

mother love bone

jello biafra ( dk was good though, but his name sucks)

[Head Ninja In Charge]

lil keke

Take that back you fucking scumbag.

[Larry Bird]

Take that back you fucking scumbag.

calm down big guy....i like his shit...he reps my city...i just dont dig his name.

[Charlie Delta]

Take that back you fucking scumbag.

Should've used the sarcasm meter!

[the_state]

godspeed you black emporer

arctic monkeys. just pure shit. i like them, but the name is awful.

the futureheads

dem franchize boyz

[drainpipe]

I'm going to preface this by saying that I enjoy all these bands:

I stayed away from My Bloody Valentine for a good while until I realized that they weren't some crappy emo band.

Thee Silver Mt Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band or whatever the fuck ASMZ decided to call themselves this week.

Boris. Or I guess I could say that that's a crappy song title.

Gorguts, Monstrosity, Gorgasm, etc. Come on...

[Liberation1945]

bullet for my chemical bloody valentine romance

[proteus]

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2145

Pretty good list, and funny too

[Guest JonasW]

I've always liked Bear Vs. Shark, both name and tunes.

Keeping with the animal theme, their album Terrorhawk is pretty darn good.

Its a shame they broke up after making it.

My least favorite are bands with "The" then random objects.

The Doors.

The Cars.

Reminds me of an old interview with John Lennon where he states The Beatles could've been named The Shoes for all he cared.

I guess all that matters is the tunes.

[palaceman]

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2145

Pretty good list, and funny too

Here's my favorite from list....

The story: When the band regrouped in the late 1960s, their new manager changed their name from Silence to Mott the Hoople, after a novel of the same name about a circus freak.

Why it's ridiculous: First of all, we don't know anyone who's ever read, or even heard of the novel. We asked a professor of mid-20th century circus freak literature if he'd read it, and he punched us in the stomach for making up such a stupid sounding novel. Also, calling anything Mott the Hoople basically begs one to enquire what the hell a Hoople is, for which of course there's no good answer. It's basically the band name version of the joke that goes "You've got some updoc on your shoulder!" Only when the person replies, "What's up, doc?" you say, "I have no idea, something about a circus freak."

LMAO

[Guest thesnow]

Benny and the jets

[palaceman]

BAT FOR LASHES' "What's a Girl to Do?" is a great song. I also have an answer for her. CHANGE YOUR BAND NAME; It's CRAPPY.

[Guest]

!!!

Cause you can't google it