bestest lines to tellah bitch

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Go!

1. I love you.

2. Can I git some hot sauce wit dat?

3. Just the tip baby.

4. Its real, trust me.

5. Wow, its so tight.

6. You should model.

7. You should do porn.

8. Gimme your phone number, ill call you.

9. The things I'd do to you wif a rusty bike fork, a 13 inch black dildo, and some grey poupon.

10. I'm very wealthy.

Let's here some good ones.

[Pandemonium]

i have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells like rich mahogany

i want to be on you

[Tyler Durden]

either you suck my dick or spread ur legs. BITCH.

alright, pull down ur top, time for me to squeeze ur tits.

i think u're fine as hell, but Dick doesnt think so. why dont you persuade him?

[cheep]

damn... for as many people as youve fucked your pussy is tight

get me a beer woman

i told you to suck it, not take a bite out of it

bend over

just realx... anal is fun

oh shit... oh shit... i mean... ahhh the condom didnt break

[will_i_am]

bitch, how big is your cunt.

V1imuEfaL28

[wEstSidE]

HOLLA AT A BITCH??!!!

its worked.

[aziz]

^^hahaha Unforgivable

BITCH GIMME SUM WAFFLE FRIEZ

[Liberation1945]

hey

my name is ___

how are you

how do i get to ___?

the weather is ____, eh?

what time is it?

can you deepthroat?

[broneck]

Go!

1. I love you.

GOOD ONE!! HAHAHAHAAHHAHA.....

[goldengloves]

It's not sex if you do anal.

Can you bring a friend?

Can you spot me?

She's just a friend and don't worry, It was just anal.

[aziz]

get on yo knees bitch

[branespload]

no hands.. no hands..

[lithiumsys]

1. I love you.

quote]

Awww..you beat me to it.

You complete me.

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

bitch, how big is your cunt.

V1imuEfaL28

haha, this is exactly what I thought of when I saw the thread title.

[Guest scruf]

i want to squirt on you....

your mom's better at sex than you....

spits or swallow?...

alright get off me, its your sisters turn....

bieeetcchhh, that aint my kid....

[Bona Drag]

don't move, i'll get a towel