sufu jerkoff-athon

[Guest jmatsu]

how many times do superfuturians(whatever the fuck that is)/sufu readers wank a week?

ever get caught? let's have some laughs, share with us your embarassment.

how about the ladies? what kinds of washing machines do you use?

i try to drop at least 1 load a week whether or not i hook up or not.

[Analog]

^ Just one/week ?

[Guest jmatsu]

^ Just one/week ?

it kinda depends on what's in the waywt thread....

[ddohnggo]

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[Analog]

I shoot for 1/day, but sometimes it's hard.

[Guest Airjamie]

it depends. Diamonds has been really shy lately and wont send as many n00dz. Less n00dz=less wank.

[mr fluffernutter]

once i read somewhere that most teenage boys masturbate at least a few times a day

and i was like ??????

[bchhun]

its a daily thang for me

[Guest Airjamie]

stfu noone cares what you have to say startmeups brother. damn.

[Guest jmatsu]

edited.

when i was in like 10 or something i gooed for the first time. i didn't know what that shit was. i ran downstairs and cried to my mother. i thought there was something wrong with my pee, like i had a disease or something. my mother pretty much ignored me and told me that my thingy just barfed and that shit was normal.

[Analog]

You gooed spontaneously? You weren't playing with yourself? That's some tantric shit.

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[bchhun]

edited.

when i was in like 10 or something i gooed for the first time. i didn't know what that shit was. i ran downstairs and cried to my mother. i thought there was something wrong with my pee, like i had a disease or something. my mother pretty much ignored me and told me that my thingy just barfed and that shit was normal.

wow you hit puberty really early. i owe my first "gooing" to horny teengers on the internet talking about jacking-off when i was like 13. little did i know that this curiousity would lead to sorrow later down teh line

[Guest Airjamie]

edited.

when i was in like 10 or something i gooed for the first time. i didn't know what that shit was. i ran downstairs and cried to my mother. i thought there was something wrong with my pee, like i had a disease or something. my mother pretty much ignored me and told me that my thingy just barfed and that shit was normal.

Yo i did that same shit except no mom. Shit was scary.

[JustHaja]

It really all depends on the week....or if im bored and theres nothing to do but on average 3 or 4 times a week.

As far as getting caught when I was 16 on like a saturday or sunday i woke up really horny and i was under the covers on my stomach having some personal time and right at the best part my mom walked in and she stood there for what was like 5 seconds but seemed like forever and was like What Are You Doing?....the first thing that came to my head was."what?..im scratching my back"...lol....oh memories.....the worst part was when she left I actually finished....good times..good times

[dino might]

varies greatly. i havent all week yet. then other times >1 a day. depends mostly how lazy i am/weed i have

[mspark]

Ok ok...less dude wankfests and more female tales a la Haja.

[rome1]

edited.

when i was in like 10 or something i gooed for the first time. i didn't know what that shit was. i ran downstairs and cried to my mother. i thought there was something wrong with my pee, like i had a disease or something. my mother pretty much ignored me and told me that my thingy just barfed and that shit was normal.

Yo i did that same shit except no mom. Shit was scary.

holy shit I was just talking about this the other day, I busted on my dad's playboy mag. which he didn't know I stole and was scared as fuck to put it back so I just threw it away and freaked out about it to my mom.

[dino might]

hahahah. i never ever though about going to either parent. i wouldve sooner died of something i didnt know about apparently.

[rome1]

I just freaked out! thought I broke it or something or worse made it sick. didn't have health class yet so I didn't know what the fuck was up. I was pretty young though 10 or 11.

[MiniW]

very, very early memories of wankering... let's see:

- a computer game where the plot was a really hot chick getting kidnapped and you had to save her by shooting down bad guys, I played the game just to see images of the chick (if you beat it (the game that is) the hero and the girl go off to the beach and was a shot of her in a bikini, verry niice)

- some comic books where all the women were drawn half-naked, I suppose this was because internet porn was far more scarce >10 years ago and everyone had slow-ass dial up. Surprisingly I am not at all into anime porn or any cartoon shit now. go figure.

[Analog]

This thread should be merged with the Hotsauce, mmmm...good stuff thread.

[buffalocloud7]

pretty much depends on the week, avg about 3-4

[Analog]

Damn, you girls are all horndogs.

[MiniW]

i think the mods should Sticky this thread

[Analog]

Anyone jerked off with others (same-sex, opposite-sex, ambiguous)? What about in public?

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[rome1]

kind of tools *ahem* do you girls prefer?

[cuddlysheep]

nice nice..yes what kind of tools...?? *jerking off*

pretty much depends on the week, avg about 3-4

[buffalocloud7]

i have a pretty boring fun factory vibrator that i barely use.

[rome1]

what!!!! NO RABBIT??? what color is it??? fleshy or other?

[buffalocloud7]

well if you must know...

not really into 'tools'...

dolphin shaped, red...