What Are You Talking About On Aim Today?

[geekbonchic]

mrip: p'zone and gossip girl

mrip: shit is happenin

geekbonchic: You so gay.

mrip: i dont have sex with men

mrip: i wear tight pants

mrip: and watch girly shows

geekbonchic: That's practically how gay men have sex.

geekbonchic: Practically.

[kunk75]

send me your AIMs/Ichat names mofos.

[mrip]

click the aim icon under the rep bar

has the aim infoz

[mrip]

lab (10:26:27 PM): yo

lab (10:26:31 PM): make thread on sufu

lab (10:26:35 PM): called mo money mo problems

lab (10:26:52 PM): and just fuckin put up sum diddy shit n mase n MO money NIGGA

lab (10:27:07 PM): PROBLEMZ B CHOOSIN JAWNZ N BANKRUPTCY AND CONSTANT STRUGGLEZ FACE

lab (10:27:16 PM): N FUCKIN APPLES N ORANGES NIGGA MAKE JUICE

mrip (10:27:43 PM): that sounds like a classic lab threak 2me

lab (10:28:01 PM): im takin break from sufuz

lab (10:28:14 PM): which ended up being bad idea

lab (10:28:18 PM): since i started watching jdramas

lab (10:28:19 PM): and this

mrip (10:28:30 PM): u bitchmade

lab (10:28:42 PM): nigga i bought the oversized peen shirt

lab (10:28:47 PM): fit like fuckin

lab (10:28:49 PM): bllimp

lab (10:29:01 PM): im gonna flip it

lab (10:30:17 PM): but yo wtf nigga dis aint bitchmade dis is spinocerebellar ataxia

lab (10:30:28 PM): fuqqin like ive read shit about this disease since this show started

lab (10:30:39 PM): i fuckin thought it wuz lou gehrigz in the first ep

lab (10:34:24 PM): post dat threak nigga

[16steps]

o0mg you live in sj..........can we be franz?

[mrip]

mrip (5:12:49 PM): she is hot

lab (5:12:53 PM): she's 16

mrip (5:13:09 PM): that doesnt make her less hot

lab (5:13:15 PM): k

[mrip]

yedsaiejoe (1:11:21 AM): whos 16 and hot

yedsaiejoe (1:11:23 AM): pics

lol its kerni (1:11:32 AM): is this kodiak?

yedsaiejoe (1:11:36 AM): yes

lol its kerni (1:11:42 AM): im going to block you

lol its kerni (1:11:44 AM): bye

yedsaiejoe (1:11:47 AM): why...

[Kodiak]

(1:11:51 AM) Kodiak: whos 16 and hot

(1:11:52 AM) Kodiak: pics

(1:12:02 AM) mrip: is this kodiak?

(1:12:05 AM) Kodiak: yes

(1:12:12 AM) mrip: im going to block you

(1:12:14 AM) mrip: bye

fucking fail

[geekbonchic]

mrip (5:12:49 PM): she is hot

lab (5:12:53 PM): she's 16

mrip (5:13:09 PM): that doesnt make her less hot

lab (5:13:15 PM): k

AMlRIGHT?

[samsikle]

some serious discussions with dolly about maple syrup

dolly: they dont really have them at our grocery stores, but when i go to the maple farm (like an hour and a half from my house...we drive every spring to buy maple syrup ahahah) they have them

samsikle!: omg

dolly: fuck maple syrup is so good eh

dolly: EW DID YOU SEE THAT SENTENCE I JUST WROTE

samsikle!: MAPLE FARM!

samsikle!: HAHAHAHA

dolly: "EH" AND "MAPLE SYRUP"

[16steps]

o0mg you live in sj..........can we be franz?

well that answers that

[mrip]

lab (11:37:34 PM): yo

lab (11:37:36 PM): fuck

mrip (11:37:38 PM): yo

lab (11:37:40 PM): i

lab (11:37:45 PM): i went to ihop

lab (11:37:59 PM): and holy shit it was hilarious

lab (11:38:15 PM): du started calling african ppl feral

lab (11:38:16 PM): like wtf

lab (11:38:26 PM): fuckin hilarious soufside shit

mrip (11:38:31 PM): pharell

mrip (11:38:35 PM): or

mrip (11:38:37 PM): feral

mrip (11:38:40 PM): like they are animal

lab (11:38:42 PM): feral

lab (11:38:45 PM): like animal

mrip (11:38:49 PM): LOL

lab (11:39:09 PM): brb i gotta diarrhea

lab (11:43:33 PM): false alarm ngi

[TransparentCranium]

(4:00 PM) - S: ah so whatsup

(4:00 PM) - S: you only dated brown guys so far?

(4:00 PM) Oakville's Fines: i dated 1 polish guy

(4:00 PM) - S: i've dated one brown girl

(4:01 PM) - S: but she was west indian

(4:01 PM) Oakville's Fines: ew

(4:01 PM) - S: so im not sure that counts

(4:01 PM) Oakville's Fines: lol

(4:01 PM) - S: what's ew about west indians?

(4:01 PM) Oakville's Fines: i don't know

(4:01 PM) Oakville's Fines: what are west indians?

(4:01 PM) - S: people of indian descent born in the carribean

(4:01 PM) - S: trinidad and guyana mostly

(4:02 PM) Oakville's Fines: oh okay

(4:02 PM) Oakville's Fines: they're cool sometimes

(4:02 PM) Oakville's Fines: but kind of stupid

(4:02 PM) - S: why's that? (4:02 PM) Oakville's Fines: they do stupid things

(4:02 PM) - S: all of them?

(4:02 PM) Oakville's Fines: nope

(4:02 PM) Oakville's Fines: of course not

(4:02 PM) Oakville's Fines: i can't generalize like that

(4:02 PM) - S: every culture and race does stupid things

(4:03 PM) - S: yet you just said, they're stupid, so you were generalizing

(4:03 PM) - S: lol (4:03 PM) Oakville's Fines: okay

(4:03 PM) - S: no offense but, you sound kind of stupid.

(4:04 PM) Oakville's Fines: good

(4:04 PM) - S: actually you can take offense to that

(4:04 PM) Oakville's Fines: sala kutha gora

(4:04 PM) Oakville's Fines: gth

How do I rationalize the lowering of my standards to bang stupid chicks?

[HBlack]

who is oakvilles finest

am i not the only one

edit: nvm that was an inane conversation

also lol at kodiak lusting for pictures of hot 16 year olds

[RyanF]

i like to fuck with this one girl on aim a lot when im bored

6:06:28 PM Ryan : i wish you were here right now

6:06:34 PM S: y

6:06:36 PM Ryan: id really like to beat the living shit out of you

6:06:44 PM S: omgg shutup

[RyanF]

1:00:25 AM S: omg im so nautious

1:00:30 AM S: i just ate way too many pickles

1:00:37 AM Ryan: fuck you

1:00:41 AM Ryan: you dont respond when i i/m you

1:00:47 AM S: kk

1:02:45 AM Ryan: why you sucking pickles anyway?

1:02:50 AM Ryan: practicing for the dick?

1:02:59 AM S: thats exactly why i dont answer u

1:03:09 AM Ryan: maybe if you answered more

1:03:11 AM Ryan: id be nicer

1:03:26 AM S: i dont wana answer u

1:03:37 AM S: u dont have anything to say that spakrs my interest

1:03:51 AM Ryan: im sorry

1:04:00 AM Ryan: would you like to talk about dick and tampons?

1:04:06 AM Ryan: does that spark your interest?

1:05:18 AM Ryan: see i try to be nice and you dont respond

1:05:22 AM Ryan: wtf is up with that?

[Kodiak]

who is oakvilles finest

am i not the only one

edit: nvm that was an inane conversation

also lol at kodiak lusting for pictures of hot 16 year olds

nothing wrong w/ jailbait

[6ixes&7evens]

I cant believe you just said this.

nothing wrong w/ jailbait

[RyanF]

one more of me and her...its kinda childish, but rereading it made me laugh

7:58:06 PM Ryan : what are you doing tonight?

7:58:12 PM S: apd house

7:58:19 PM Ryan: wack

7:58:41 PM S: not

7:58:45 PM Ryan: im going to some party with kaps

7:58:51 PM S: what party?

7:58:54 PM Ryan: idk

7:59:02 PM Ryan: i think mad ppl from brooklyn are trying to come out

7:59:04 PM S: im going to his room in a bit

7:59:06 PM R: i dont want to deal with them

7:59:20 PM Ryan: thats awesome for you

7:59:39 PM Ryan: shall i bake you a treat?

8:00:00 PM S: yea bake it. hope you like it on ur face

8:00:24 PM Ryan: its gonna go on yours if theres any room

8:00:31 PM Ryan: what with all my cock splooge being there

8:00:51 PM S: ur cock couldnt splooge no matter how hard u try

8:01:11 PM Ryan: youre right, not if i have to look at you

8:01:12 PM Ryan: good call

8:01:35 PM S: oh im not the problem. your deformity might be

8:02:13 PM Ryan: im gonna cause a deformity in your face

8:02:24 PM S: nice try

8:02:28 PM Ryan: when i swing my massive hammer into your face and crush it

8:02:30 PM Ryan: btw

8:02:34 PM Ryan: my hammer is also my cock

8:02:48 PM S: are u confused bytwn what a hammer and a nail is?

8:02:57 PM Ryan: no

8:03:01 PM S: i think u are

8:03:06 PM Ryan: im going to nail you in the face with my hammer cock

8:03:08 PM Ryan: quite simple

8:03:14 PM S: nice try

8:04:11 PM Ryan: please

8:04:15 PM Ryan: dont make me rape you

8:04:21 PM S: please

8:04:23 PM S: shut up

8:04:27 PM Ryan: i dont want to have to knowingly contract the hiv

8:04:38 PM Ryan: but im willing to make that sacrifice if need be

8:04:46 PM Ryan: to teach you a lesson

8:05:54 PM Ryan: lawl

8:06:02 PM S: omg shuttt up

8:06:07 PM Ryan: tell em why you mad

8:06:17 PM S: bc ur mad annoying

8:06:19 PM Ryan: U MAD DAWGIE?

at this point she either signed off or blocked me, not sure which

[Kodiak]

I cant believe you just said this.

you stupid? there's a huge difference between liking little kids (pedophile) and liking 16-17 year olds (jailbait). you're crazy. :eek:

[TransparentCranium]

it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake,

[HBlack]

its not that its just the second theres potential for pictures of girls youre like

[skiniks]

more like

[evisu 2000]

[HBlack]

hahahahaha

[Kodiak]

its not that its just the second theres potential for pictures of girls youre like

nah, he negged me and called me a pedophile

[chronoaug]

i think i talked with mrip the other day for 20 minutes straight about what familiar taste the pringles select parmesean garlic chips have. FUCK I STILL DON"T KNOW

[kunk75]

high school memories with my old friend (and dunkindeeznuts classmate) on facebook chat. and about marketing with my buddy whose h & m's north american marketing director (also a hs friend)

[WayneGibbous]

(1:11:51 AM) Kodiak: whos 16 and hot

(1:11:52 AM) Kodiak: pics

(1:12:02 AM) mrip: is this kodiak?

(1:12:05 AM) Kodiak: yes

(1:12:12 AM) mrip: im going to block you

(1:12:14 AM) mrip: bye

fucking fail

dying at this. what creepy shit to im someone...

why does this loser im people? NO ONE wants to talk to him.

[geekbonchic]

I noticed this as well. Heaven help us.