a serious fucking thread... seriously

[sleazie ninja number 47]

If this has been done before, 1000 apologies.

Top 100 bad ass, muthafuckin' Asians of all time period

Not to go into too much detail why, but just because. Maybe its because of the myth about Asians being less than "masculine" or Asians having less than average genital size. Or maybe its because 7/7/07 is coming up soon, and it is in the spirit of the seven wonders of the world project. What ever the case may be, I'd like this thread to be exactly 100 posts. No more, no less. No explanations, reasoning, tangents, diatribal poppycock, babaganoush, etc.

Just say your piece and be out, i.e., say it, don't spray it.

Ill start, if I must, with this gay ASS thread:

Genghis Khan

Again, top 100 only. Please.

mod(s) kindly please lock after hundredth post.

[corned beef]

Bruce Lee of course.

fucker is sharp

[Comma H]

Bolo Yeung

[roundhouse]

jackie chan

his father once caught a bullet with his bare hands. no bullshit

[Guest umhaha84]

Oyama (Bae-Dal Choi)

founder of 'Kyokushin Karate'

killed a bull with bare hand

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6MapyZq4YIo

80kg man vs 600 kg bull

[nlim3482]

Chow Yun Fat

[eleven]

nlim3482 speaks the truth. Hard boiled was the best movie every fucking made.

[kiya]

This is really easy for me.. #1 on my list..

Shishido Jo

[kyo]

Jet Li

[Hatful of Hallow]

Long Duk Dong

[JustHaja]

Toshiro mifune...the first asian man I was in love with.

[Hatful of Hallow]

Fung Cheh Wu Chi (Kam King), Master of the Flying Guillotine

[insomaniac]

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

[Guest jmatsu]

Toshiro mifune...the first asian man I was in love with.

you and ichigo100% should form a team, superfuture's "black rice chasers."

anyway my list:

chiba shinichi

kurosawa akira

morimoto masuharu

hattori hanzo

[eam]

The kid from Indiana Jones Temple of doom.

[Analog]

[e2a]

The kid from Indiana Jones Temple of doom.

short round?

[mizanation]

mas oyama was a badass but unfortunately, most of his exploits were complete fabrications.

kazushi sakuraba is a real bad-ass. in his prime, he was about 180 pounds, 6 feet tall but could fight and defeat world class fighters that often outweighed him by 30 pounds. for a period of about 3 years, he was practically undefeatable. he will go down in history as possibly the best pound for pound no-holds-barred fighter ever.

takanori gomi, the fireball-kid. there is no one in the world under 160 pounds that punches harder than him. combined with superb wrestling and conditioning, he is possibly most dominant lightweight fighter ever.

"kid" yamamoto. this guy 5' 4" and 145 pounds but i guarantee you, you don't want to mess with him. he's an olympic caliber wrestler with hands of stone. he has never lost a k-1 max fight.

[Guest jmatsu]

all their ears are yucky!

[evisu 2000]

[evisu 2000]

[Analog]

[Analog]

[toufu]

tony jaa!!

[Guest jmatsu]

good call!!!

did he carry the emperor's poo in the last emperor??

[darkanimal]

[Analog]

good call!!!

did he carry the emperor's poo in the last emperor??

Hahaha he was in it but I don't remember the poo carrying part

[thomas_highstreet]

suprised he didnt get in here like first. hes absolute legend 4000

[thomas_highstreet]

and a couple chinamandem worth honorable mention;