fuckig spiders

[BodiesOfLight]

I hate this thread and everyone who contributed. I don't know why I looked. God-fucking-damnit.

[azn8oi]

I have a good spider bite story to share.

So i was in my last night in Korea, in Busan, getting ready to take the next boat out to Japan in the morning. [

I was in an internet cafe and saw a daddy-longlegs next to my keyboard. I usually don't kill daddy longlegs because I'm not scared of them. This time though i killed it because i wasn't gonna throw it out of some 4th floor window (i live in LA, im used to 1 or 2 floor buildings). I really believe in karma so I knew that i was gonna get some negative karma for making the decision to kill it.

I went back to the hotel at night and fell asleep. I woke up in the morning with a SUPER SORE THUMB. something had bit it, and there were two motherfucking fang marks DOT DOT . . on my left thumb. I ignored the thumb because i was fucking excited to go to japan. On the boat ride, i kept fiddling with the thumb the entire time.

Blah blah blah i spent my day in japan and i had a great time. later at night i realized that a red line developed from my thumb that stretched alllllll the way to to shoulder. i swear to god. it was like a red enflamed line patch that didnt hurt. it was just that the venom traveled up my arm.my left thumb swelled up 1.5-2x bigger than my right thumb. to boot, it fucking HURT and i couldnt really bend it. i was scared to go to bed because i was scared that the venom would travel to my heart (left side of my body) and that i was have a heart attack in my sleep so i had my friend drive me 20minutes out to a hospital at 1AM. i went into the emergency room because that's all that they had open and they had no idea how to treat me. they gave me some ointment on my thumb and wrapped it up in gauze. that was the first time i called my parents during my trip (2 weeks in) because i was afraid that i wouldnt wake up, lol.

The next morning the red marks were still there.

i went to the hospital again and they prescribed me antibiotics and some other allergy pills.

i was fine 5 days later. fucking korean spiders.

fucking spiders

[BeerRun]

I was at work and there was this giant fucking white spider and I have no idea what kind of spider it was. Anyways I was trying to be humane and trap it between two paper plates and throw it over this fence outside, but it kept falling out and wouldn't cooperate. So I finally got annoyed and dropped it on the ground between the two paper plates and stomped it. It's fucking guts squirted out the side and I almost threw up. I had never encountered a spider so big it had THAT much guts in it.

fuck spider karma, I've already been bitten twice and it almost killed me once. spiders can burn in hell

[rome1]

Fabz, now all you have to do is fed ex that shit outta here.