favorite line from a rap song?

[soap]

Yeah you're right.

I am glad someone agrees with me...posting that shitty verse about the same topic eminem always raps about. Poor me, I grew up as a white guy in a black neighborhood, I have been to jail, people beat me up, I will stab you multiple times, I want to leave my daughter a bunch of money, I am some kind of tough guy, I don't care what anyone thinks...blah blah...

Eminem's early lyrics are not terrible, he has this whiny girl voice...and his flow now is so shit, he is definitely not top tier but everyone is entitled to their opinion

Anyways...here is another dope line

"Now I'ma start collectin props, connectin plots

networkin like a conference, cause the nonsense is yet to stop

Jakes shake me down, haters wanna take me down

Break me down, CLAP all they heard was the sound

Yo I scoped it out, I took your weak dream and choked it out

Your bitch don't really got no ass, she just poked it out

on the deelow, I'm sayin, you versus me though?

We can do this shit right here, in front of your people"

-Guru/gangstarr

[thrash]

"You wanna join my revolution?

Then wipe that stupid look off their billboard

See there's a war going on for airwaves, props, and smart girls

It's a small world a lot of big heads and small minds

All competing to see who's got the biggest dick

Well I vie to see who's got the biggest plan

I've got big words and catch phrases for emergency situations

A couple of minutes ago I was chilling

My insurance company dropped me, the other night I had my car stolen

What the fuck are you gonna do to me?

I've had my ass kicked so many times my spine is in line

With the ability to only exist within my own sandcastle point in time

Get it, shallow threats and knives can't kill me

I am the ideal of sole, the idea of being my own idol

A superman superceding superficial people

We can't do lunch I refuse to be fed or eaten

And I don't wanna listen, I wanna talk until everybody listens"

- Sole

[Visionary]

They say your attitude determines your latitude

I'm high as a ------------ - fly as a ------------

-kanye west

[julzkind]

"her screen saver said 'niggas ain't shit'. thats funny cause mine said 'money over a bitch' "

-chip tha ripper

"even deaf bitches say 'hi' to me. she tell a blind bitch and she say 'i gotta see!' "

-weezy

[cheep]

Well, let us skip the boring foreplay Im slidin right in

This girl over my house who had to be about 19

Ass, hoes in my poster

Shes sweatin although she tried to hold her composure

I hoped shed take it in the ass and suck dick

(girl) my my what a nice apartment you got rick

On her knees about to make her fall

(girl) all platinum and gold jammies hangin on the wall too,

You got it goin on

Now my mouth start foamin

The lights dim were kissin and my hands start roamin in her drawers

(girl) stop!

Knew she was joking

Cause I aint even fuck her and her pussy was soaking wet!

Already had her tit out

If I play my cards right, fuck her dead in the hole she shit out

(girl) rick I gotta go my girls waitin

She recaps finally when honey drawers down to her kneecaps

Breathed heavy all mushy bitch

Swore up and down I was gonna fuck her in the pussy

Since friends waitin on subtle

Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole

Meanwhile she acted quite passive

Lickin the hun neck while she lotionin that ass with jelly

Tit hung out the frame nigga loco

Surprised honey didnt put up too much of a struggle, at first

Sinkin in she aint know how to be the bitch went

(girl) ahh rick it hurts take it out of me!

Knocked my magazine down, bitch threw my papers

You wanna keep it down I mean I do have neighbors!

Squirmin away although the table was barrin her

Felt real good my dick was sunk so far in her

She said it felt like a bull dowser barrin her

Sqealin about she couldnt take it anymore in her

My cummed on her straight in the perm in her, (here)

As I drained every last drop of sperm in her (where)

So girls when we kiss and we cuddle, aint no way to put it subtle

When I want the butt hole!

slick rick-adults only

[JohnnyRed]

That beat is the worst on the album, but I always listen to it because of the sweet echo on "butthole"

[JustJohn]

On the microphone you know that I'm one of the best yet

Some punks, ain't paid all of their debts yet

Tryin to be fly, ridin high on the jet-set

With juvenile rhymes makin fake-ass death threats

Big deal, like En Vogue, here's something you can feel

Styles more tangible, and image more real

For some time now, I've held the scrolls and manuscripts

When it's time to go all out you be like, "Damn he flipped"

Now I'm sick, fed up with the bullshit

Got the lyrical full clip, giving you a verbal asswhip

Don't trip it's the gifted prolific one

Known as Bald Head Slick -- why is the press all on my di-dick?

My style be wilder, than a kamikaze pilot

Don't try it, I'm about to start more than a friggin riot

Styles unsurpassable, and nuccas that's suckas, yo

Them motherfuckers are harrassable

For I be speaking from my parables and carry you beyond

The mic's either a magic wand

Or it gets tragic like the havoc of a nuclear bomb

Then I grab your palm, no pulse you're gone

And if you thought we'd lose our niche in this rap shit you way wrong

I stay up, I stay on, shine bright, like neon

Your song's, pathetic, synthetic, like Rayon

Fat beats, they play on, want dope rhymes, put me on

Word is bond...

You know my steez

[julzkind]

So I met this shawty the other day,

I got her number called her up,

Like what you done, she said nothin

I said whats good, she said not much,

I said guess what, she say whats up,

I said I think we should hook up

She sai ughh, I said what,

She said but, I said but, why you stuck?

She said fuck, I said who,

She said not you, I said then who?

She said you know, I know what?

You know who, i said i do?

She said you do, I said i do but I really don't,

B/c its you that I really want,

And we can do what you really want,

Girl we grown,

And if he ain't gonna treat you right,

Then I ain't gonna treat you wrong, thats my word,

And she heard so many lies she don't know whats true or not,

Shawty like a vallet service I saw she been through alot,

But I put her car on park and never let her cry alone,

I listen to her heart beat b/c it plays my favorite song...

-weezy, "cryin"

[MarkBeezy]

Funny:

Slob on my knob

Like corn on the cob

Check in with me, and do your job

Lay on the bed, and give me head

Don't have to ask, don't have to beg

Juicy is my name

Sex is my game

Let's call the boys, let's run a train

Squeeze on my nuts

Lick on my butt

The natural curly hair, please don't touch

-Juicy J "Slob On My Knob"

[T.K. Massive]

I dont sleep/

cuz sleep is the cousin of death

Nas

[Biff15]

I don't need no lights no cameras

just action god dammit

never no superstar

I'm more like a planet

so my composure is kept while others start to sweat

A merchant from the fog with my fucked up dialogue

try to live high on the hog leaves you bankrupt

and niggaz you spent it on, would not give a fuck

now that's deep, how deep, It's deeper than Atlantis

Home of the scandalous

Big Bad Los Angeles

Dangerous, Vandelous

Yo, not to be trusted

so how the fuck is you hard

not being scared by the boulevard

I'm pulling that card and sayin Gin muthafuckar

flowin like liquid, soak it in muthafuckar

I'm breakin it down, my sounds, so crowds are like deaf

from the West

puttin whole counties to the test

it's all in perspective

Breaker one-nine copy

this is for the niggaz gettin caught up in the Paparazzi

[soap]

They say your attitude determines your latitude

I'm high as a ------------ - fly as a ------------

-kanye west

Wow...yeah that is a lyrical genius

[architextures]

"ma (ma), look what i did ma, look what i did to my hands, i broke 'em. you gave me the stone, gave me the chisel, didn't say how to hold 'em."

"sea lion," sage francis.

[cheep]

this whole verse:

Tommy Hil was my nigga, and other's couldn't figure

How me and Hilfiger used to move through with vigor

Had to sit and plan on how to make these seven figures

Said the Brinks is comin through, at Fashion Avenue

At Tuesday at two, now we gotta form a crew

Now we gotta forum a crew, of motherfuckers

who ain't goin out like suckers

Told me call Karl Kani, and all my other brothers

I told my sister Walker, who was the smoothest talker

Negotiate the deal with them other money stalkers

Diesel drove the the beemer, the hatchback of course

Nautica'll navigate to keep us on course

Polo's acting bolo trying to say he the Boss

I said shut the fuck up, the kid is out where the loot's at

Got a big trey pound, picture just to swoop back

Timb is on the roof with the twelve gauge rifle

Scope is on the top so you know he livin Eiffel

Took the aim of Oswald, caught him North in the face

All them other kids they had they tools aimed at space

Levi had the snub so you know they gettin laced

Donna Karan was cryin, cause mad shells was flyin

Damn all we want is a piece of the pie and

Nike scooped the sess cause he moves like Air

Threw them shits up in the trunk now we up out here

Got back to the mansion, to divvy up the paper

Helle Hansen was the brain of the whole entire caper

So she felt it was right, for her to get the whole slice

Everybody in the crew didn't think it was nice

I guess not, and guess what's hot, so guess what

Guess took the jigga, and jigged her in the gut

[selaviso]

aint no matta my pockets gettin fatta

[selaviso]

oh and...

if you got a bag of weed well blaze it with me fool and please no pinners make it swollen cuz if i had me some weed you know ill smoke it with you..

[Bane]

"this say its lonely at the top so whatever you do..you always gotta watch muthafuckas around you.no ones untouchable no man is bullet-proof. we all must meet our moment of truth"

-gangstar

[landho]

Not strong (only aggressive)

Not free (we only licensed)

Not compassionate, only polite (now who the nicest?)

Not good but well behaved....

[klutz]

I've been with girls that had suicidal silhouettes

Me I choose a nice slow death from smoking cigarettes.

-Swollen Members

[JohnnyRed]

I've been with girls that had suicidal silhouettes

Me I choose a nice slow death from smoking cigarettes.

-Swollen Members

Yeah that's fuckin terrible

Coulda been a drug dealer, don't doubt the skills

Cut the cocaine with powdered milk!

- Thirstin Howl III

[soap]

I've been with girls that had suicidal silhouettes

Me I choose a nice slow death from smoking cigarettes.

-Swollen Members

Haha..yeah there are some absolutely terrible swollen members lines.

"96 ways I made out, Montana way

The Good-F-E-L-L-A, verbal AK spray

Dipped attache, jumped out the Range, empty out the ashtray

A glass of 'ze make a man Cassius Clay"

-NaS

Pulled "it was written" out the other day...forgot how good it was

[ktothe]

Yeah thats one of my favorite Nas flows. Not really my favorite lyrics though.

[Berserker]

a tech nine is my utensil

fillin niggaz with so much lead they can use they dick for a pencil

Da Graveyard by Big L and company

Big L's entire verse is pure gold

[n3xu5]

not my fav. but its in my head right now...

"yea homie, this the theme song. first i get my money right, then i get my team on. if i always pray to have gleam on, three hundred dollar jeans on, do that mean i dream wrong?"

-kanye

[Irritated Onion]

Bizzare from D12:

My girlfriends in the olympics, she'll be running track meets

Im lieying, shes a paraplegic, she eats wit her feet'

[D12 Laughing]

Hahahahahaha

[bizzare]

The Fuck' you laughin at?

She'll be here next week.

In a black jeep, wit 2 other Handicap Freaks.

[Bane]

dont mean to offend anyone:

"fuck the bible get on your your knees and praise my rifle"

[airmpls]

"ask beavis I get nothing butt-head"

-Big L

[mnkey]

"Vo-cab-u-lary's necessary

When diggin into my library

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

Eating ITAL stew like the one Peter Tosh-a

UH uh UH, all over the track, man

UH, pardon me, UH, as I come back

As I did it yo I had to beg your pardon

When I travel to the Sun I roll with the squadron

RRRRRROAW RRRRRRROAW like a dungeon dragon"

[kole]

---If you die tell em that you played my game

I hope your bullet holes become mouths that say my name

Cause I'm the {*gunshot*}---

lupe

[soap]

Bizzare from D12:

My girlfriends in the olympics, she'll be running track meets

Im lieying, shes a paraplegic, she eats wit her feet'

[D12 Laughing]

Hahahahahaha

[bizzare]

The Fuck' you laughin at?

She'll be here next week.

In a black jeep, wit 2 other Handicap Freaks.

I never liked bizarre...his flow was garbage and this line makes absolutely no sense