Damn Mosquitoes

[arcticfox]

Shitty assed mosquitoes fucking up my bloodstream each night, damn I hate the heat and the shit storm of bugs that come with it and if it ain't the mosquitoes making my arms look like a steroid fueled Popeye its the damn moth's fucking up my winter merino! How the hell do you deal with these pests apart from spending half the night on swotting duty with a rolled up copy of the Time's at arms length, damn sure my lady ain't gonna bother herself doing it...

[soraanaam]

this reminds me of that one tabasco commercial where the dude is in the bayou and he takes a swig of tabasco sauce and two mosquitoes feasted on him as soon as they flew away they exploded.

^^^^^^^

maybe you should take a swig of tabasco sauce

[Guest Airjamie]

Fuckin A' man.

[showbiz00ditc]

dont eat bananas

[soraanaam]

yes reminded whenever im in vietnam they feast on my ass, anyway member a few years back when everybody was scared of the west nile virus and some still are?

[showbiz00ditc]

yea i remember that

my cousin actually got it

he was the youngest kid in canada to get it

he got that and meningitis... i guess one led to the other

had headaches 10x worse than migranes the doc said. pure induced acoma's

[englandmj7]

WeAR YO frEsHZ BaPEZ a HAHAhahaHAHahah lol

[Guest DUM]

They haven't touched me in years. I'm doing something right.

[sybaritical]

Vitamin B supplements and Lemongrass/citronella work for me.

[broneck]

my backyard is really really nice in the winter...we're in a snowbelt area, so i get this amazing winter wonderland in my backyard and a nice little frozen area where all the young 'uns skate and play hockey. then in april it all melts into a big sloppy mess known as the "portugese swamp". and it literally sits there, slowly (SLOWLY) evaporating until late august, early september. stagnant. still. if you look up mosquitos on wikipedia, there's just a link to "clopek's backyard"

ps. I had west nile! Wheeeee!

[soraanaam]

yea i remember that

my cousin actually got it

he was the youngest kid in canada to get it

he got that and meningitis... i guess one led to the other

had headaches 10x worse than migranes the doc said. pure induced acoma's

dam a kid having to go through 10x migraines that just sucks